Friday, January 25, 2008

Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 48

Chapter 48

At our feet, the once polished floor was rough and splintered, stained with dark splashes that were probably blood. The room smelt of an astringent cleaning fluid, the kind that would have been suitable for a public toilet. My eye traced the limits of what had been large windows, but fresh brickwork left only narrow archery slits that bathed the room in shadow. Music sounded faintly from outside, almost certainly soldiers practicing the dance of death.

This was the University gatehouse[1], formerly a pleasant place in which welcome visitors were received. While I hadn’t expected the reception due to a long lost beloved, the suspicion and surliness of the guards came as an unpleasant surprise. After a few gruff questions, they had tied our hands tightly behind our backs, and thrust us without ceremony into the building. One of the sentries had gone to fetch a superior officer while her comrades, standing only a few feet from us, trained crossbows in our direction.

“Look,” said Lisa-Louise, “is this really necessary? We’re friends. We came to warn you of danger. Honestly!”

“Shut up,” was the reply. “Or do you want a shaft in yer eye socket?”

The question being clearly rhetorical, none of us answered, and an uneasy silence descended – apart from two sounds. One was the continuing music from outside, now growing a little louder. The other was the corporal tapping her foot – probably betokening impatience. It seemed to take the officer a long time to arrive.

“Prisoners, eh?” a lieutenant[2] barked on entering the gatehouse. “What are they? Tub-luggers?”

“Yes, ma’am!” the corporal replied. “That’s the way it seems to me.”

“We are not tub-luggers!” Lisa-Louise protested. “What we are is a bit complicated, but we’ve come here to warn you.”

“Warning, eh? Warn us of what, young lady?”

“There’s a force from Lundin on its way – probably in Dorking by now – aiming to harm persons in the University.”

“A force from Lundin, eh? And just how big is this force?”

“They started off at about sixty strong, but we’ve killed a few…”

“Less than sixty, eh?” The lieutenant snorted with laughter. “We’ve seen off an entire regiment of Nadine’s crack troops. Pardon me if I don’t shit meself.”

“They’re more dangerous than you think…”

“Be quiet! I’ve heard enough from you. Why’s one of them wearing a mask, eh? Private West – remove it!”

There clearly being no point in advancing the usual lie about a sabre scar, I didn’t attempt to do so. Unless done calmly and gently, the mask was not easy to unlace, as I’d discovered after killing my mother. The soldier, relying on force rather than finesse, took some time to accomplish my unmasking – in the process pulling my hair and wrenching my neck. Still tapping her foot, the corporal’s signs of impatience were joined by the lieutenant drumming her fingers on the desk.

“Ah!” the officer said, as the mask finally lifted from my forehead. “An RBS mark, eh? She’s a whore, by rights. They really are tub-luggers.”

“I’m the personal property of Isobel Ironhand!” I protested.

“Oh yeah!” The lieutenant produced another snort of laughter. “I suppose you’re Tuerqui, her ladyship’s lost love, eh? As if!”

All of the guards laughed – seemingly unfeigned, if malicious, merriment – rather than a polite or respectful response to the officer’s joke. It occurred to me later than this implied that they’d all heard of me – they weren’t reacting to an obscure remark concerning an unknown slave. At the time, I was too weary to puzzle this out, but felt affronted by their reaction. After a minute or two, the giggling subsided, and relative quiet returned.

“As a matter of fact, I am,” I said.

“And I’m Lady Isobel’s cousin,” Tipsi added.

“You know, ma’am,” the corporal said, “she does look a bit like her ladyship.”

“Yes, Corporal Ellis, she does. I think we’d better take a look at the supposed Tuerqui’s brand. Private West – remove her padded breeches. And be a bit more gentle than you were with her mask – we don’t want to offend her ladyship, do we, eh?”

“No ma’am! Yes, ma’am! Straight away, ma’am!”

She unfastened my breeches very gently, and had I not felt so wretched after too little sleep, her touch would probably have been sexually arousing. Leaving aside her austere military expression, and entirely functional uniform, Private West was an attractive young woman. As it was, not only I was too weary to enjoy having a girl undress me, but still felt as though about to be physically sick. That was, in itself, alarming – the soldier was armed, and few people react well to someone vomiting upon them.

“Tuerqui, right enough, ma’am,” she said, sliding the breeches down my thighs.

“It’s a genuine brand,” the officer said, running her finger over the mark, “and not a recent one. Well, girls, I think we’d better untie these ladies.”

The lieutenant herself unknotted the cord at my wrists, while the corporal unfastened Tipsi’s and Private West Lisa-Louise’s. Presumably, this betokened our perceived order of importance – the beloved Tuerqui, followed by her ladyship’s cousin and then she who had spoken on behalf of the others. Afterwards, I thought it might have been interesting to observe the remainder of the sequence – but, at the time, was more interested in massaging the points at which the rope had constricted my circulation. When I did think, it was to shift out of the others’ way, in expectation of vomiting – sooner rather than later.

“You know about Tuerqui?” Lisa-Louise asked, clearly puzzled.

“Everyone knows about Tuerqui, ma’am,” the lieutenant replied – now according Lisa-Louise the respect due to a superior. “Isobel Ironhand’s lost love, snatched away by pollygoggers. Why, there’s even a song about her.”

Private West began:
The Ironhand lady weeps tonight
Fair Tuerqui is out of sight
[3]

“That will do, private,” the officer said gently.

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Private Spurrin, summon the ostlers. Ensure that these ladies’ horses are tended, unharnessed and properly stabled. I’ll conduct the ladies themselves to her ladyship.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Before you lead away my horse,” said Lisa-Louise, “there’s something I’d like from the saddlebags.”

“Of course, ma’am,” Private Spurrin replied.

“If it’s a change of clothing, ma’am,” the officer said, “or some other practical necessity, I’m sure her ladyship would oblige.”

“No,” said Lisa-Louise, “it’s something I need to return to Isobel Ironhand.”

“In that case, ma’am, Private Spurrin will ensure that you have it.”

The lieutenant conducted us through the military camp, Lisa-Louise now carrying a cloth bag slung over her shoulder. Tired though I was, the contrast between this encampment and Sir Garrafad’s, south of Teddy’s Town, made an impression upon me. Each tent’s snowy whiteness was a model of perfection – if any warrior girl was less than immaculate, she escaped my attention. A powerful cleaning fluid was the only unpleasant smell – it was clear that the latrines had been properly dug, and filled in as necessary.

“You keep a smart camp,” Modesty observed.

“Thank you, ma’am. We like to think our regiment is the best.”

As we stepped, the music I’d heard faintly, whilst in the gatehouse, grew louder. In a large clear space immediately in front of University House, perhaps fifty young women were practicing with Surrey infantry swords. Looking at them with some interest, I saw that the training we’d received from Bob Bosset was very little different from these soldiers’ dancing steps and flickering arms. Without thinking, I reached for my blade – instinctively seeking to join the group – but I’d left my weapons strapped to my horse.

When the lieutenant knocked, the door was opened by Fluzi, a slave I recognised, although we had not been close friends. Peering over her shoulder, I could see a child polishing the balustrade of the main staircase. Feeling sure that she was Tuerquelle, I was consumed by an irrepressible urge to run to my daughter and take her in my arms. Glancing back at the door, a few minutes later, Fluzi was staring at me open mouthed, the officer looked concerned, the others were laughing.

“Mummy?” Tuerquelle said.

“Yes, darling, it’s me. I’m back.”

“Whatever is this commotion?” it was Veronica Melchet, emerging from her office.

“Sorry, ma’am.” The lieutenant, saluted. “It’s just that Tuerqui has returned.”

“Well – Tuerqui may have acquired a celebrity status, but I believe that she’s still a slave. There is seemly conduct for a slave, and there is the reverse of that[4]. However, Tuerqui is the personal property of Isobel Ironhand. Fluzi – inform her ladyship that her pollygogged slave has returned.”

“Yes, your ladyship,” Fluzi replied, curtsying.

Hurrying to complete the errand, Fluzi was gone. Lifting Tuerquelle, I continued to hold her tight, she wrapped her arms about my shoulders. Veronica Melchet peered in turn at Lisa-Louise, Modesty, then Jane – her facial expression conveying a low estimation of each woman’s appearance. When her gaze reached Tipsi, she did a double take.

“Good gracious,” she said, “you look extraordinarily like…”

“I’m her cousin. Was her cousin Abigail, but I’m Tipsi now. Lundin slavers grabbed both of us on the same raid.”

The rapid footfalls of a person running sounded from above[5]. Looking upwards, I saw my mistress – care worn but still lovely – clattering down the stairs. Gently placing Tuerquelle on the floor, I rushed to meet Lady Isobel. We met on the first landing and embraced, hugging one another for what seemed a long time before we kissed.

“Tuerqui,” she said at last, “how on earth did you manage to make it back here?”

“It wasn’t easy, mistress, but I had a lot of help. You should thank my warriors. They’re down in the hall.”

“Warriors, Tuerqui?” She looked down at the cluster of figures waiting just inside the doorway. “Hey! Isn’t that…?”

“Your cousin Abigail, mistress. She deserves an especially big reward. She’s really sweet, but put aside her girliness to take up the sword for me – and for Tuerquelle.”

“Abby! Come here! Oh wow!”

Then everybody – other than the lieutenant, Fluzi and Veronica Melchet – seemed to be trying to hug everyone else. All of us were attempting to speak, while nobody bothered to listen, but it didn’t matter. The things that needed to be expressed most urgently didn’t require words. Eventually, a semblance of order descended upon us, and Lisa-Louise opened her cloth bag to present Lady Isobel with my beautiful royal blue and silver harness.

“Oh thank you!” my mistress said. “Not only my slave returned, but her harness, too. You know you could have sold the sapphires?”

“That would’ve been stealing – and a desecration.”

“A desecration of a beautiful harness?”

“And of your mistress-slave relationship. Are you going to re-harness her now? Personage doesn’t much become the girl, she needs to be owned.”

“No, I’m too excited, and she looks too tired, to do that today. In any case, her re-harnessing must be an occasion. Let her remain in personage for tonight, and tomorrow we’ll have her formal investiture into slavery.”

“Thank you, mistress, I am tired.”

“And dirty, too. I think that a bath should be at the top of your priorities.”

It wasn’t long before all seven of us were soaking in a huge tub[6] of hot perfumed water while a bevy of attentive slaves lathered us. The bath was my first since my wedding morning, nineteen days before – it lifted from me not only the dirt, but also much of my weariness and the sick feeling in my stomach. Passibelle, flannelling my back, leaned forward to nibble at my ear. On the far side of the tub, Modesty and Honeyminge had their tongues in each other’s mouths.

By the time we were towelled dry, the stitch slaves had prepared for each of us a floor length, loose-fitting, satin dress – their colours forming a rainbow. Lisa-Louise’s frock was red, Barguin’s orange, Jane’s yellow, Tipsi’s green, mine blue, Diqui’s indigo and Modesty’s violet. When we sat for dinner, my mistress wore a similar dress in white. Seemingly without thought, we seated ourselves in rainbow sequence with Lady Isobel at one end of the table, Lisa-Louise to her right, Modesty to her left – Tipsi occupying the far end with Jane on her left and me on her right.

There were several roast ducks, served with plum sauce, peas and new season potatoes. Amongst the serving slaves was Tuerquelle, clearly not only delighted by my return, but also extremely proud of her supposedly valuable mother. There were several bottles of wine – parsnip, I think. The dessert was of the previous autumn’s fruits preserved in strong spirits.

“I think,” said Lisa-Louise, “that Sir Garrafad and his men present you with a real danger. You – Isobel Ironhand – and Tuerquelle – are their main targets.”

“As you can see, I have heavy protection. A whole regiment of Berenice’s best troops. All the same, if it makes you feel any better, I’ll see that your weapons are returned. There can’t be any harm in doing that, can there?”

“Thanks, I think having weapons would make me feel a bit easier, however many and no matter how good the soldiers are. How come the army’s here, anyway?”

“The answer to that is gynozoa. Does that mean anything to you?”

“Yes – we did get some news in Lundin. It’s a new way of making babies – from the essences of two women. Berenice had a gynozoa daughter, didn’t she?”

“She did indeed, and there you have it. Nadine wanted a gynozoa daughter, too, and sent a regiment[7] to kidnap the scientists. This is where the research was done – so this is where they came[8].”

“And, I suppose, Berenice sent one of her regiments, and they defeated Nadine’s girls?”

“Exactly. And the soldiers are still here, protecting me, Tuerquelle, the University staff, my serving slaves, my concubines…”

“Am I to rejoin your concubines, mistress?” I asked. “It’d be an honour and a pleasure, of course – but the truth is that I’m a bit tired tonight, and think I might be unworthy of so great a lady.”

“Tomorrow, Tuerqui. Believe me, you’ll need a good night’s sleep before I take you between the sheets. Not that I don’t appreciate having you back – and Abby too, of course.”

“Thanks for calling me Abby,” Tipsi said. “But, thinking about it Izzy,” – it was the first time I’d heard my mistress’ name so contracted – “I might stick with Tipsi.”

“How come, Abby, I mean Tipsi?”

“When my friend Fluff was restored to personage, she said she’d keep her slave name because it was as Fluff that we’d all come to love her. It seems to me that Tipsi has shown herself capable of things Abby could hardly have dreamed. I’ll be glad to get back to a girly life, but I’m proud of what Tipsi’s done, and never want to lose touch with that. Does that make sense?”

“Tipsi, it makes a lot of sense,” Diqui said. “I’m going to stick with my slave name, too. I was reckoning to become Ingrid again, but everything you said goes for me. In any case, Diqui sums me up pretty well.”

“What about me?” said Barguin. “I’m sure I really was a bargain for anyone who bought me, but… Oh, shit – I can’t break ranks with my comrades – I’m not going back to being Linda.”

“You don’t have to keep your slave name, if you don’t want to,” said Tipsi. “I was speaking just for me.”

“Nah! The more I think about it, the more it seems a good joke. I like being Barguin.”

It was Spanqumi who, shortly after the meal, escorted me to the blue bedroom, where I was to spend the night. Almost sufficiently tired to doze in my chair – and a little drunk – without my fellow slave’s aid, I probably wouldn’t have found the right door. Slipping out of the blue satin dress, I changed into the confection of chiffon that had been left on the pillow. With a sense of luxury, I inserted myself between clean sheets scented with lavender, and sank deep into a feather mattress.

Against my expectations, I failed to slip instantly into a dreamless oblivion, lying awake instead, thinking of the last few months, and about being my mistress’ concubine in this bed. Drifting close to sleep at last, I felt the pressure of a hand upon the bed and smelt a girl’s perfume. After life in camp, my reaction was automatic – to spring to my feet and reach into the pillow, where my sword should have been. In place of the reassuringly firm hilt of my blade, I encountered only softness.

“I’m sorry Tuerqui.” It was Passibelle’s voice. “I didn’t mean to make you jump.”

“Passibelle! It’s you?”

“Of course it’s me, Tuerqui. Did you think I wouldn’t come?”

“I’m sorry, Passibelle, but I’m so tired. I won’t do you justice tonight.”

“Don’t be silly, Tuerqui. As if that matters! But I’d like to touch you in the night. Have you beside me.”

She slipped into the bed, we kissed, touched one another gently, then sleep took me at last. Briefly emerging from a formless dream in the middle of night, I kissed Passibelle’s hair, she stirred but didn’t wake. For some time I lay enjoying her warmth next to me, noticing for the first time that she wore concubine’s draperies. Then it was bright daylight, and she was bringing me a breakfast tray – rosehip tea, sausages, eggs and thickly buttered crusty bread.

When I saw Lady Isobel, perhaps an hour later, she announced that my re-investiture as a slave was to be a formal ceremony, to be conducted that afternoon. As a consequence, I was still in my blue satin dress when, around mid-morning, the colonel herself – commander of the entire regiment[9] – reported the defeat of Sir Garrafad’s force. Before she would hear the details, my mistress sent for Lisa-Louise, Modesty, Tipsi, Diqui, Barguin and Jane. The officer wore a buff coloured shirt and breeches with gleaming cuirass and black thigh boots, Isobel Ironhand was in her white satin dress, the rest of us in our rainbow frocks.

“Their plan seems to’ve been clever enough in its way,” the colonel said. “Not that it had any chance of succeeding. They’d taken thirty or forty prisoners and stolen a load of thin metal foil – victory decorations…”

“We saw the foil decorations yesterday,” Lisa-Louise said. “But, if Sir Garrafad wanted to celebrate his victory, it was a bit premature.”

“No ma’am, they wanted the foil to create fake armour for the prisoners.”

“Good goddess!” Lady Isobel said. “Why ever should they want to do that?”

“Well, ma’am, you know the narrow valley, where the mill is, just to the south?”

“Yes, of course I know it.”

“They were ramming sharpened stakes into the ground a bit of a way up the valley. The idea seems to have been for us to chase the prisoners up that way – thinking, with the foil cuirasses, that they were armoured infantry. Then their troops would enter the valley behind us and – with the prisoners skipping out of the way – have our heavy cavalry trapped up against the stakes.”

“But, in that case, couldn’t our cavalry have just turned and fought?”

“Maybe, ma’am, but with a tight press of us in a narrow valley, that would have been easier said than done.”

“But they never got to spring their trap?” Modesty asked.

“No, ma’am – we caught them this morning, as you might say, with their panties down. We have no less than forty-three of them enslaved. Maybe half a dozen dead, not many. It’s always a pity to waste slave muscle.”

“If we killed, say, four of them over the last couple of days, that would make ten dead in all,” Lisa-Louise said. “Ten and forty-three is fifty-three – and there were about sixty. I think a few could have escaped. Was a general killed or enslaved?”

“I think so, ma’am. One of the slaves was wearing sky blue breeches with a red and yellow stripe. According to the manual, that’s an enemy general’s uniform.”

“True. Trouble is Sir Garrafad was wearing white breeches.”

“Well, ma’am, a general may change breeches, even one from Lundin.”

“All the same, I’d feel easier if I could check. Is there any chance of me taking a look at the enslaved men?”

“Sorry ma’am, but that would easier said than done. You see, our regiment hasn’t had much in the way of prizes[10] this war, and the girls are anxious to see at least a few pennies of reward. We’re hanging on to the horses for a good price – but the slaves are already on their way to Red Hill market[11].”

Perhaps an hour later, Jane and I – contrasting in yellow and blue dresses – were passing through the hallway. Switi had, evidently, opened the door to a lieutenant accompanying Fiona – Sam the carter’s daughter – looking more than usually vacant. While much was obviously the matter with the girl, I was pleased to see that she’d survived the attack on her parents’ home. Veronica Melchet had been summoned and was involved in conversation with the officer.

“Well, I’ve no idea who she is, or what we can do with her,” Miss Melchet was saying.

“If I may butt in, ma’am,” Jane said respectfully, “I know who she is.”

“Indeed, young lady, are who is she?”

“She’s a carter’s daughter from the other side of Dorking. The Lundin soldiers attacked her home yesterday. They dragged her into the house – and what they did in there can’t have been pleasant.”

“Her name is Fiona,” I added.

“Now we’re getting somewhere,” Miss Melchet said. “Thank you, Tuerqui – and you, young lady…”

“Jane.”

“Thank you, Jane. Now, Fiona, do you understand what I’m saying?”

“The stone,” Fiona replied, “when you hold it up to the light you get dappled purple on the white sheet… where you turn it over… But the clear one is best… It doesn’t look much, but it makes rainbows, all over everywhere…”

“I think she’s talking about the knick knacks she used to play with, while she was supposed to be cleaning her mother’s bedroom,” I said. “Her mother used to scold her about that.”

“Fiona –” Miss Melchet tried again, “is that what you’re talking about?”

“It only really works when the sun’s shining…The moon wouldn’t do…”

“It’s no use,” Miss Melchet concluded. “We can’t let the poor creature wander the hills and valleys in this state. Switi – can you try to find a place for her in the University slaves’ quarters? I’ll have a word with Lady Isobel.”

My re-inauguration as a slave was held that afternoon in the Great Hall, profusely decorated with flowers, as though for a wedding. The ceremony, too, reminded me of a marriage. The large space was almost full, a company that included – as well as my friends – officers from the regiment camped outside, members of the University staff and a large company of slaves. Lady Isobel in her white gown, and I in blue, stood before a priestess in pink, and a sober suited civil official.

“We are gathered here,” the priestess began, “to mark the re-entry of Tuerqui into slavery. She was taken by cruel pollygoggers, who thrust her into personage. It is the express wish of Isobel Ironhand that she should now be re-enslaved by her own consent. I am here to represent every goddess who is in Surrey, so that Tuerqui’s soul may be placed into the possession of her mistress.”

“And I am here,” said the official, “on behalf of Berenice, Empress of Surrey, to register that Tuerqui’s body is placed in the possession of her mistress. Do you, Isobel Ironhand, take Tuerqui as your personal property under the laws of Surrey?”

“I do,” said my mistress.

“And do you, Isobel Ironhand,” said the priestess, “take the soul of Tuerqui as a gift from the goddesses to be yours here and in the world to come?”

“I do,” she repeated.

“Do you, Tuerqui, formerly Margaret of the Blood Victoria and daughter of the Usurper,” the official said, “renounce all claim to personage? Do you consent to be the personal property of Isobel Ironhand? To obey her in all things? To be owned in absolute and in perpetuity?”

“I do,” I said with considerable satisfaction.

“Do you, Tuerqui, formerly Margaret of the Blood Victoria and daughter of the Usurper,” the priestess said, “standing in the presence of a representative of every goddess who is in Surrey, renounce personage utterly? Do you consent that your soul be the personal property of Isobel Ironhand? To obey her in all things, to serve her upon the earth and in the world to come? To be owned in absolute and for all eternity?”

“I do,” I said solemnly.

“Then, on behalf of every goddess who is in Surrey, I pronounce you, Tuerqui, to be the personal property of Isobel Ironhand – in soul as well as body. May you serve her well upon the earth and in the world to come.”

“Isobel Ironhand, will you sign the bond of enslavement now?” asked the official. “Tuerqui will sign afterwards.”

She ushered us to a table on which lay an impressive-looking legal document carrying a large black wax seal in addition to a couple of smaller dark red ones. There was also a pot of ink and a pen with which my mistress signed her name. Uncertain as to whether I should sign as a person or a slave, I wrote Tuerqui formerly Margaret of the Blood Victoria. Afterwards, the official and then the priestess signed.

“Tuerqui,” the official said, “you are now the personal property of Isobel Ironhand. It remains for you to remove the clothing of personage and accept your mistress’ harness. My lady, you should command her.”

“As your owner, Tuerqui,” my mistress said, “I command you to remove that dress and stand naked before the assembled company, having left personage for ever more.”

Lowering first the left shoulder strap, then the right, I allowed the satin to slide from me. Stepping from the dress, I stood clothed only in a pair of lacy briefs. After a moment’s pause I slid the underwear down my legs and kicked it from me with a little flourish. To applause from the assembled company, I kneeled before my owner.

“Mistress,” I asked, “will you harness me?”

“Tuerqui, I will,” she replied.

Lisa-Louise stepped forward bearing a white cushion on which lay the harness of royal blue leather and silver, set with real sapphires. Lady Isobel snapped the collar lock shut at the nape of my neck. Then, guiding me to my feet, she closed locks at my upper arms, breast piece, belt and thighs. Raising each hand, and then my feet, my mistress placed me in bracelets and anklets.

“Mistress,” I said, “may I speak?”

“Of course you may, Tuerqui.”

“Thank you, mistress. I just wanted to say thank you for the lovely ceremony. You didn’t have to do it. Never has a slave been so honoured, mistress.”

“You’re right, Tuerqui, if you mean that I didn’t need the ceremony to establish a legal claim to own you, but that’s not the point. You and your friends made a dangerous journey. In a legal sense, none of you had to do that. Never has a mistress been so honoured, Tuerqui.”

“I needed to return, mistress, in all sorts of ways. And all of my friends needed to come with me for their own reasons. Mistress, this is like a wedding, only much better.”

“And, just like a wedding, there’s a reception – which is where we should be, my slave.”

“Yes, mistress.”

There was a buffet table laden with tasty salads, crusty bread and butter, exquisite patties, and cold roasts. A second board carried three forms of beer, six or eight types of wine and stacks of glasses from which to sip. Slaves and persons alike were welcome to take their fill of both food and drink. Remembering the night of the pollygoggers’ raid, I drank moderately – but most of those present became at least a little inebriated.

If the ceremony and the reception had been like a marriage, the wedding night was to follow. There is, in my pillow book, a full account of our union – adding much in this place would be both inappropriate and unnecessary. What passed between my mistress and me was filled with passion and deeply satisfying. Never before had I felt myself so utterly possessed.

Thereafter, I returned with gratitude to my former life, as a slave in the University, and as Lady Isobel’s concubine. After two nights with my mistress, I spent the third with Passibelle. We made gentle and joyful love before drifting off to sleep in one another’s arms. Long before dawn someone called me, quietly but urgently.

“Tuerqui! Tuerqui!”

The voice was Jane’s – the tone that of a sentry raising the alarm. After life on the trail, sleeping with a sword in the bundle on which I rested my head, the response remained automatic. As on the night of my return, reaching where I expected my blade to be, my fingers encountered only the soft pillows provided for my mistress’ concubines. Passibelle stirred in the bed from which I had just arisen.

“Wha’ is it?” she murmured. “Wha’ matter?”

“Quickly, Tuerqui!” Jane hissed. “Take your weapons.”

She handed me two heavy objects – one a scabbarded sword, the other a morning star pack – each on a long belt. Already, I was trotting at her heels, slinging a belt over each shoulder as we ran. Our footfalls made scarcely a sound – we were both barefoot. The faint light of the moon, glimmering through the windows, was sufficient to guide us down a staircase and along a passage.

Turning a corner, a group of people were silhouetted, swords drawn. Whipping my blade from its scabbard, I might have struck, but a sense of wrongness held my arm. Perhaps it was a faint perfume that assured me these were friends. After a few heavy heartbeats, someone whispered – Lisa-Louise’s voice.

“We’re all here. Good. They’re in the hallway downstairs. Let’s go.”

A few steps brought us to the head of a staircase – below a group of people were moving furtively, but not silently. Fumbling with the fastening, I withdrew the morning star from its pouch, taking its weight in my left hand. Already, we were creeping down the steps. A board creaked – a sign that, in troubled times, the University was not as well maintained as it had been.

“What the dashed blazes was that?” – it was Sir Garrafad’s voice.

“Death!” was Lisa-Louise’s reply.

Someone lunged at me with a sword – without thought, I ducked under its deadly arc and was swinging upwards with the morning star. It was the first, and only, time I used the weapon in combat. There being no time to think, my actions could only arise from a deep primitive level of being. Reflecting on the matter later, it seemed to me that a savage self selected for him a messy death – recognising my opponent as a man bent upon the destruction of my daughter and beloved mistress.

What followed must have happened very quickly, but time was curiously stretched, and I had an illusion of unnatural slowness. My morning star connected with the man’s face with the sound of cracking bones, spraying me with moisture I didn’t yet recognise as blood. Slicing with the sword, I half severed his wrist, and my opponent’s blade clattered to the floor. He fell, while I continued to slash and pound.

“You can stop now,” Modesty’s voice said after what seemed a long time. “He’s dead. He’s been dead for a while.”

There were loud footfalls, people running, and lamps – the light revealing three distinct groups of persons and slaves. The newcomers – Lady Isobel, Passibelle and others – were clean, armed with lanterns, stair rods and other household objects, their faces masks of horror. We – Lisa-Louise, Modesty, Tipsi, Diqui, Barguin, Jane and I – were blood spattered, armed with weapons of war, and looked remarkably calm. Eight male warriors were also bloody, but lay motionless, covered in terrible wounds.

“Whatever is going on?” my mistress asked.

“It’s over, now,” Lisa-Louise said. “The last of the Lundin troops. They broke in using ropes and grappling hooks. We killed them.”

“I killed two,” said Modesty, “the rest of us one each.”

“I’m pretty sure,” Lisa-Louise added, “that you and Tuerquelle were the targets. Their orders were to re-enslave you and kill the child. But it’s hard to see how they’d have got you, chained, out of Surrey. My guess is that they’d have murdered both of you – but it’s only a guess.”

“I owe every one of you a debt I could never repay.”

“I think I speak for us all when I say that there’s no need for thanks. Back at the Palace Victoria, we agreed that we’d save Tuerquelle. Our mission is accomplished. That’s all.”

My mouth was filled with the stale taste that occupies the interval between awakening and cleaning my teeth. Footfalls sounded, latecomers – slaves and members of the University staff – emerging to investigate what had befallen. The hallway stank of recently butchered meat, and more – the dying men had evacuated their bowels. Glancing down, I saw that not only were the concubine’s draperies ruined – glued to my skin with gore – but blood had soaked into the royal blue leather of my beautiful harness.

[1] This was not the current building – but an older and larger one, originally built as a place in which to demonstrate and practice slave training techniques. It became a gatehouse as the University thrived, and new buildings were constructed.

[2] Tuerqui had, evidently, become adept at recognising rank badges. Possibly, Bob Bosset had included recognition classes in her arms training.

[3] This song was a lilting ballad, very popular and widely sung during the civil war.

[4] It is worth recalling, here, that The University of Pain had been founded purely as an institution to train slave trainers. By this time, it had grown into the foremost educational and research institution in Surrey – achieving excellence in a wide variety of disciplines. Veronica Melchet, however, was amongst the original staff – and must have been especially mindful of matters to do with the training and conduct of slaves.

[5] Presumably recognisable as the footfalls of a person, rather than a slave, because she wore boots or shoes.

[6] During the final years of the Surrey democracy, communal bathing became increasingly popular. Large baths were widely used for political, military or professional conferences – as well as for sexual activity. The great bath in University House was designed to accommodate a dozen people.

[7] The regiment was Berenice’s Own Buff Shirt Guards who were, of course, to achieve a proud record during Surrey’s wars of conquest. The Buffs remain amongst the world’s finest military units.

[8] Berenice Blackheart offered to allow Nadine Next a gynozoa child, provided Sylvia Sneak’s former place on the triumvirate was given to her daughter (the future Berenice II) with Gina Gestate acting as regent. As this would have placed Surrey effectively in Berenice’s control, Nadine instead planned to kidnap the gynozoa scientists from the University of Pain. The Battle of the University took place on Drizzlemoon 9th, and is generally considered the opening engagement of the civil war. The Buffs took many prisoners and held them awaiting enslavement. However, when foreign troops started to move against Surrey, Berenice offered the captives places in newly-formed regiments that were to form the backbone of the armies that defended Teddy’s Town and took the Green Ford.

[9] Colonel Stephanie Slaying – a fine strategist and fearless soldier. Without regard for personal safety, she invariably rode at the head of her heavy cavalry charges. Her subsequent military career was to prove brilliant.

[10] Prizes – the officers and women of victorious units were given much of the booty (including most the captured slaves) as prizes, which then served to boost their income. With their prisoners from the Battle of the University re-deployed as troops, rather than enslaved, they had been left without much booty.

[11] The slaves were, evidently, sold untrained at the first Red Hill sale after the conclusion of the civil war. This seems odd given that the University of Pain had been founded upon training slave trainers. The untrained slaves cannot have returned much money. Perhaps the calculation was that the slaves would have fetched even less after a glut of captives (from Teddy’s Town and other battles) was placed on the market.

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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 47

Chapter 47

Approaching the camp, we were bothered by buzzing flies, while my horse’s feet sunk deep into the mud. Ahead of us, a large number of tents had been erected, several fires were burning, and soldiers scurried like ants. To judge from the smell, the latrines had not been covered as quickly as they should. To our right, men were singing – the tune seemed to be that of Sweet Maid Be Mine, but the lyrics concerned sexual activities most of which, I would have thought, were simply impossible.

This was Sir Garrafad’s camp, the finding of which had not proved difficult. It lay only two or three miles beyond the river – its approach a swathe of destruction and recently churned mire. Behind us, battle raged at Teddy’s Town. There were minor engagements closer to hand, but such arrows as landed in our vicinity had lost their force – my feeling was that we had passed beyond bowshot of the Surrey archers only just in time.

“Who goes there?” a mud-spattered sentry challenged.

“Irregular troops from the Palace Victoria,” Lisa-Louise replied.

“It’s spymaster Addal’s niece,” said a second guard, sounding thoroughly depressed. “I’ll go and fetch the captain.”

The captain was a young man with blood stained breeches, a sooty cuirass and a dirty face – a cigarette dangled from his lower lip. He was on foot, whilst we – still on horseback – towered above the officer, tempting me to nudge my horse into kicking him. Glancing at us with scant curiosity, it was unclear whether he had so much as noticed my mask. Removing the cigarette from his mouth, he coughed and spat before speaking.

“I’ve neither the time nor the patience to deal them,” he said to the guard. “Take them to Colonel Standish – he’s got bugger all to do.”

“Yuss, sir!” the sentry replied. Then, to us: “If you ladies would care to dismount, I’ll take you to where you needs to go.”

Obediently, we clambered from our saddles and, leading the horses, followed him. Now that my boots – rather than my mount’s hooves – were sinking into the mud, my distaste for the camp increased. As we passed, men peered at us from the flaps of their tents – their ragged and unshaven disorder very different from the smart troops who had departed from the Palace Victoria. Reaching a tent larger and less filthy than the others, we waited outside while the guard entered.

After perhaps ten minutes, a man with a grey moustache emerged from the tent. In contrast to the surrounding squalor, his uniform was smart – with gold braid at the wrists and a shining cuirass. Unlike the other men, he smelled as though he had washed that day. The colonel, for such he obviously was, glared at us as he might so many spatters of mud upon a parade uniform.

“Irregulars!” he snorted. “Damn disgrace, if you ask me. Corporal! Take the blighters to Sir Garrafad – see what he wants to do with ’em.”

The sentry who had served as our guide sauntered in the direction of the perimeter, while a slightly smarter man escorted us deeper into the camp. He led us to the largest of the tents, and the only one to have remained white. There, ostlers took charge of our horses, while we were ushered inside, to a place of gleaming wooden furniture, where our boots muddied an incongruous rug. Sir Garrafad no longer looked immaculate – his hair was a little tousled and mustachios unwaxed – but his dark blue tunic, white breeches[1] and black riding boots showed signs of neither dirt nor wear.

“What’s this?” he roared. “Surrey prisoners? Have they been tortured?”

“We are irregular troops from Lundin,” Lisa-Louise replied. “You and I have met before. I’m Wilfred Addal’s niece.”

“So you are. Torture inappropriate, I suppose. Pity. Dashed pity.”

“We’ve come,” she continued, ignoring the general’s remarks, “to offer our services.”

“Offer your services? Dashed impertinence! Girls in arms? Damned disgrace – that blighter Bosset wants horsewhipping for coming up with the idea.”

“Leaving Sergeant General Bosset aside, sir, perhaps you might find us useful as scouts.”

“I have my own scouts, miss, no need for more. And why’s one of you wearing a mask? Damnable bad show in a general’s presence.”

“Sir, it’s the slash of a sabre,” I lied. “You might not care to see my face.”

“Not so pretty now, eh? Don’t suppose the boys will want to kiss you any more. Serve you damn well right. Maybe you’ll have go native and consort with your own sex.”

“Yes, sir.”

“I was joking, you damnable harridan.”

“Yes, sir. Of course, sir.”

“What would you like us to do, sir?” Lisa-Louise asked.

“The only places for girls around the battlefield are to bind wounds and whore themselves. How do you see yourselves fitting in with that?”

“We are not whores, sir. My uncle would turn in his grave at the very suggestion. Do not forget, sir, that he gave his life in defence of Lundin.”

“Do what you damn well like – as long as you don’t bother me or my men. Don’t get in our way, girly, there’s men’s work to do, here.”

“We’ll try not to get in your way, sir. And I hope that your men will loose no arrows in our direction, should we chance to be in range.”

“Damnable nuisance. But I’ll give instructions that no one should shoot at you… Corporal – escort them from the camp!”

The interview at an end, we took our horses from the ostlers and led the beasts back to the perimeter. At the flaps of their tents, filthy and dishevelled men puffed on pipes, swigged from bottles of strong spirits and played games of chance. One soldier, I noticed, was defecating in the mud immediately outside his tent, spattering the canvas with his filth – his action, ignored by the other troops, went some way to account for the stink. It was a relief to climb back into the saddle, as we left the camp.

“Well,” said Diqui, “we didn’t achieve much there.”

“We’ve achieved enough,” said Lisa-Louise. “Now, I hope, we can follow them without anyone shooting at us. Leastways, not until we shoot at them.”

“Useful to be allowed the first volley,” Modesty agreed.

During the next two weeks, there was little chance of following the army – it wasn’t going anywhere. Whenever Sir Garrafad’s men made a move to advance, Surrey warrior girls blocked their progress. Each skirmish resulted in the deaths of between half a dozen and twenty Lundin guardsmen – and both sides returning to their positions. The area occupied by the troops loyal to my father and his allies remained constant – but the same was not true of their opponents.

“The Surrey girls are tightening their grip on the Lundin army, aren’t they?” I asked Modesty, after witnessing eight or nine more corpses dragged back into the camp.

“They certainly are, Tuerqui. The Lundin guards are more or less surrounded. I’d say there’s only a day or two left before the last chance for even a few of them to break out.”

“Sir Garrafad must know that, Modesty, we see his scouts patrolling every day. But there’s no sign of them trying to strike the tents and move out. It’s as though they don’t want to escape the trap.”

“More likely,” said Lisa-Louise, “he realises that his army can’t win. The best he can hope for, I think, is a small force slipping out by night and passing unnoticed through the Surrey lines. Sacrificing his main force so that a few of them can head south.”

“We need to keep a look out for that. If any of the soldiers escape, they’ll be out for Tuerquelle’s blood.”

“That, Tuerqui, is what we’ve been doing for the last fortnight. The force will have to head south, that’s why we’re on this side of the camp. It hasn’t passed yet – don’t worry.”

“It can’t be much longer, mistress. The Surrey girls are definitely reinforcing to the south.”

“Yes – keep a sharp eye out when you’re on sentry go. It’ll probably have to be tonight or tomorrow.”

Diqui, Barguin and Jane had raided Sir Garrafad’s camp, including an unauthorised visit to the officers’ cooking tent. Consequently, that night, we had cold roast fowl, served with elderflower wine, while there were carrots and apples for our horses. They had also returned with march ration biscuits, beast flake and additional quarrels for our crossbows – my impression was that Lisa-Louise expected us to require these within the next day or two. The prospect of moving on simultaneously pleased and alarmed me – I was tired of staying put, but fearful of what might befall.

Modesty and I took the uneventful second watch that night, observing no sign of activity at the camp perimeter. Afterwards, my bedroll was more than usually welcome – the wine with our evening meal had left me a little thick headed. When Jane shook me awake, I didn’t need to be told what was happening. Rolling my blankets, I glanced down towards Sir Garrafad’s army where a group of mounted men – too many to be a scouting party – headed south, moving almost silently.

Following them was not an easy ride, and for most of the remainder of the night we were dismounted, leading our horses. The soldiers ahead climbed the steep side of a valley by the most direct and precipitous route. Having crested the ridge, they took the most difficult way downwards. Clearly the force was taking a path that didn’t seem worth guarding, so that they could slip through a gap in the Surrey warrior girls’ defences.

With first light we strained our eyes to catch any detail of the force we had followed. The company comprised about sixty men, all of them mounted. Their armour seemed to have been deliberately dulled – perhaps with soot. At the head of the column rode an officer whose dull coloured coat flapped open, occasionally, to reveal startlingly white breeches[2].

“Who do you reckon that is,” Diqui asked of no one in particular, “in the white pantaloons?”

“Sir Garrafad,” Lisa-Louise replied, “without a doubt. And that means that we’re following the right company.”

An hour or so later, we entered open farmland in which green unripe wheat sprouted from the rich dark earth. The soldiers ahead paused to loot from the first large farmhouse – no one made a move to oppose them. They left with an ox, a few chickens, eggs, cheese, bread and other provisions. The plundering was repeated several times during the morning.

Only one farmer protested – a guardsman silenced him with a single sword stroke. Soldiers dragged from the house a girl – probably his daughter, and a woman – his wife, I assumed. Unbuttoning their breeches, the troops embarked upon a gang rape, Lisa-Louise motioned for us to dismount, and we took cover behind a tall hedge.

“Time for a bit of target practice,” she said.

She unloosed a quarrel that took one of the rapists just below his back plate, lodging – I thought – in the base of his spine. Several other shots produced bright red splashes, although I was uncertain as to whether mine found its mark. Sir Garrafad bawled at this men – I recognised his voice – telling them to damned well remount and get shifting. It seemed to me that he was panicking – they could have been upon us before we’d had time to reload.

We waited until Sir Garrafad and his men had breasted the hill before we emerged from cover. Outside the farmhouse the only remaining soldier was the one shot at the base of his spine – the farm woman and girl were kicking him. Evidently unable to move, he was not only alive but conscious, sobbing and asking for his mother. He screamed when Lisa-Louise retrieved the quarrel, making no attempt at gentleness.

“Thanks, lady,” said the farm woman. “D’ you want yer prisoner?”

“We’ve no use for him,” Lisa-Louise replied. “He’s got no more than any rapist deserves and – so far – a bit less. Do what you want with him, ladies, although I think he’s too badly injured to make a useful slave.”

“Just give the bastard a nasty death,” said Jane.

By the time we crossed the ridge, Sir Garrafad and his troops were camped on the next hilltop – fires lit, presumably to cook lunch. We paused to eat the remainder of the fresh food plundered the previous day, aware that our next meal was likely to be of march ration biscuits. Having been on our way since the middle of the previous night, without the leisure to take breakfast, we were all very hungry. Our horses received oats – superior fodder to beast flake, but less conveniently carried.

Continuing to follow when the troops ahead moved on, we came during the afternoon to a recent battlefield[3] – marked by a flock of crows and, even at perhaps two miles distance, a stench of death. Here, Sir Garrafad’s men had paused. My first thought was that they were looting weapons and soldiers’ personal possessions. Approaching a little closer, I realised, vomit rising in my throat, that they were sexually defiling the corpses.

“Do you see what they’re doing?” I asked.

“Yes,” Lisa-Louise replied, “it’s horrible. But, while I’ll risk a volley for the sake of living women, it’s not worth it for the dead.”

“Mortalia take them, all the same,” I said.

“Mortalia?” asked Tipsi.

“An Essex goddess – she protects the living from the dead, and the dead from the living.”

“Then I’m sure Mortalia will take them – and good luck to her.”

Once Sir Garrafad’s men were done, and had moved on, we approached the battlefield, where flies proved the most numerous living things. The corpses – the debris of young lives cut short – aroused in me pity mingled with nausea. Since all of the dead were girls, this was clearly a civil war conflict and, with Nadine’s dragon standard trampled into the mud, Berenice’s soldiers must have won. Knowing that Lady Isobel supported the victor gave me a crumb of comfort – but didn’t much help.

In the late afternoon, we passed a village I recognised – it was one of the more outlying places to which Sam sometimes delivered. Sir Garrafad’s men could easily have reached Sam’s house during the evening, had they continued riding. After that, it wasn’t very far to Dorking and the Laughing Phallus – beyond lay the University of Pain. To my relief, the Lundin troops ahead of us made camp early – their doing so gave us a little more time.

We camped on a partially wooded hill, a place that afforded a good view of the soldiers we were following. Lisa-Louise had the idea that there would be no harm in our lighting a fire, there being half a dozen of them burning in the country ahead of us. With some water from a nearby stream, Tipsi made an approximation to porridge from march ration biscuits. The result was, in most regards, less palatable than eating the food dry – but there was a measure of comfort in having something warm.

“You seem worried, Tuerqui,” Lisa-Louise said.

“Yes, mistress, I am. From where they’re camped, Sir Garrafad’s men could easily reach Sam the carter’s place before noon tomorrow. Depending on how long the slaughter takes them, they could be in Dorking for Madame Scurf during the afternoon. The University of Pain would be reachable by nightfall.”

“So this is it, Tuerqui?”

“I’m pretty sure that it is, mistress.”

“I’ll take the first watch with you. That way, you should have unbroken sleep for the most of the night.”

“The goddess willing, mistress.”

It seemed that the goddess might be willing – my watch with Lisa-Louise passed without, it seemed, real cause for alarm. A couple of times, we thought to hear something at the perimeter – but could find nothing to account for the noise. After Modesty and Tipsi relieved us, I settled into my bedroll, with my sword tucked into the bundle that served as a pillow. Although expecting to toss and turn, I fell asleep remarkably quickly.

Aroused by clattering, neighing and human cries, I was instantly on my feet with my blade in my hand. Silhouetted in the firelight were two figures with drawn swords, at their feet dark shapes that didn’t move. Approaching, it was clear that Tipsi and Modesty had survived the incident, while a couple of men had not. The two corpses were clothed in workman’s breeches and leather jerkins – not the uniforms of soldiers.

“There were three of them!” Modesty said. “The third got away on a horse, and leading two more.”

“Right!” said Lisa-Louise. “Modesty, Tipsi and Jane will stay to guard the camp. The rest of you on horseback. Now!”

Impelled by urgency, we saddled our horses faster than on any previous occasion. A crescent moon, perhaps three days before half, cast sufficient illumination to see the outlines of the stolen beasts. The robber, riding bareback and leading two animals, was making slower progress than we were. Even so, he remained ahead of us on reaching the comparative security of his camp.

“Dismount and lead your horses,” said Lisa-Louise. “It looks like we’ll have to fight.”

“Why not fight from horseback?” Diqui asked.

“We’re not cavalry girls[4]. In any case, if any horses are killed – or badly hurt – we might just as well have let the thief keep his loot.”

Three men from the thief’s party didn’t wait for us to approach, but rushed in our direction. A burly man with a great bushy beard hurled himself towards me, swinging a four foot blade as though it were a toy. Ducking beneath the arc of his sword, I thrust upwards with my own – the metal juddered on bone, then sank deep into my opponent’s chest. As he fell backwards, the hilt of my weapon was wrenched from my hand.

Cautiously, I stepped forward to retrieve the sword, still embedded deep in his chest. There was a suggestion of movement at the corner of my eye. In a single movement, I spun round and withdrew my dagger from its sheath. Someone was lunging at me with a knife – my response was automatic.

My dagger had already done its deadly work when I realised that my second opponent was female, and harnessed as a slave. A moment later, I recognised her face in the pale moonlight. Beyond tears, I gazed down at the dying woman. She lay, staring up at me, blood pumping from the wound, a dark stain spreading into the shadows.

“Do you recognise me?” I asked.

“I know you,” she confirmed. “You’re my enemy. You killed the only man I ever loved, and now you’ve killed me.”

“I’m sorry… I didn’t realise…”

“Don’t worry. Now that Bobby’s dead, I’m as well pleased to join him. I’ll be glad to serve my master in the World to Come.”

She hadn’t recognised me – of course she hadn’t – the upper half of my face was hidden by a leather mask. How could she grant me the forgiveness I needed, if she didn’t know who I was? Hands at the nape of my neck, I struggled with the mask – it refused to budge, I bit my lip until the blood flowed. As the recalcitrant object finally came away, the dying slave regarded me with widening eyes.

“The gods save us,” she murmured.

“Please,” I implored.

With her last strength, she reached toward me. Falling to my knees, I embraced her. She was dying. There was now no remedy for that.

“I didn’t know,” I said. “I wouldn’t… We needed the horses to save my daughter – and now I’ve…”

“Don’t worry…” she repeated. “I hope I’d have done as much for you… Old generations die to make way for new… Goodbye, sweetheart…”

She convulsed and was still. When I placed a kiss on her forehead, her body was tenantless. Tears coursed down my cheeks. A gentle hand stroked my shoulder.

“A friend from your slavery, Tuerqui?” it was Lisa-Louise’s voice.

“No,” I replied. “My mother.”

Lisa-Louise stood back as I composed the body, as well as possible, before rising to my feet. Picking up my dagger, I stepped to the corpse of my mother’s lover – and, placing a foot on his chest, eased my sword from the wound. Wiping my eyes, I counted the people still standing – there were four of us. There were seven in our party – no – three were still at the camp – none of us had been killed.

“I’m sorry, Tuerqui,” Lisa-Louise said. “If we’d known…”

“If we’d known,” I replied, “we’d probably be three horses down. Then maybe Tuerquelle would be murdered. Like my mother said, old generations die to make way for the new. All the same…”

“It’s not easy, is it?”

“No,” I said, weeping again, “it isn’t. Maybe it’d be easier if we’d been closer. She had me brought up by a nanny. And now we’ll never…”

“No you won’t. We’ll turn their cooking blaze into a pyre – and then be on our way. Tomorrow or the next day we’ll have to save your daughter.”

Diqui and Barguin helped us to drag fallen timber from the woods, and stack it on the fire. Once the blaze properly sprang to life, we lifted the bodies of my mother and her lover – handling them respectfully – to place them on top. There had not been time to assume my cuirass, so my goddess on her chain was easy to extract. Having done so, I prayed for the souls of those we had killed, and for Tuerquelle’s safety.

Mounting, I turned only once to look back at the pyre. The return to our camp seemed shorter than the outward journey – although I’d have expected the opposite. Modesty, Tipsi and Jane were clearly relieved to see all four of us return – and with a full set of horses – but I wasn’t in the mood to talk. Returning to my bedroll, I struggled fitfully for what seemed a long time before sleep took me.

In the morning, Sir Garrafad’s men were clearly in no hurry to strike camp. At first, their delay pleased me, but – as the morning wore on – I became increasingly impatient. It was almost lunchtime when they finally saddled their horses. We followed, narrowing the gap between us and them during the early afternoon.

The countryside was increasingly familiar, lanes that I’d repeatedly worked as a draught slave. Finally, the stable in which I’d been housed came into view. Smoke curling from Sam and Sarah’s chimney showed that their house was still inhabited. Looking beyond, I saw the cart breasting the ridge on the other side of the valley, lumbering in our direction.

A slave-drawn goods wagon is not a fast vehicle – the vanguard of Sir Garrafad’s force reached Sam’s house while the cart was barely half way down from the ridge. Roger was the first to die – he seemed to have been sleeping behind a mass of sacks and bales, presumably awaiting transhipment. Two soldiers hoisted him to his feet, while a third guardsman cut a lengthwise incision from throat to belly. The Lundin troops cheered as the Surrey boy screamed.

We urged our horses into a half ruined barn, then took cover behind a low wall. As Roger’s butcher turned to face his comrades, Modesty loosed a quarrel. The wretch tumbled forward, blood spurting from his eye socket. Several soldiers fired crossbows, but clearly without any idea of our position – one caught a cart slave in the chest, I think that she died instantly.

Sarah emerged from her front door, whip in hand. The enraged woman landed several good blows before soldiers disarmed her. Her action reminded me of a hen blackbird I’d once seen, vainly attempting to defend her brood from a marauding cat. She could have flown, but stayed and perished.

The cart had continued its progress erratically, with the dead slave dragged by the traces, tripping her shaft mates – Sam now reined them in, and applied the brake. Standing on the box for a moment, he surveyed the scene. Obviously disinclined to adopt Sarah’s blackbird tactics, he leapt to the road, putting the cart between the soldiers and him. Without heeding the obvious pain, he wriggled through a hawthorn hedge that would have stopped anyone short of desperation.

While Sam began to sprint across the field on the far side of the hedge, his wife was held by three burly soldiers. A fourth tore at her garments before unfastening his breeches. Several of us fired from behind our wall. One of the soldiers holding Sarah received a quarrel in the head, the would be rapist had blood gushing from his thigh.

Jittery archers, taking cover now, shot at random – this time no one was hurt. The two uninjured soldiers thrust Sarah back into her house, where they must have raped and probably killed her. A few minutes later, Fiona – paler and thinner than ever – emerged with a shrill cry. No one followed the girl from the building – presumably those inside were preoccupied with her mother.

Half a dozen soldiers had urged their horses up the road toward the cart, where slaves were unhitching themselves from the shafts. Wheeling abruptly left, the cavalrymen cleared the hedge without breaking pace. Sam turned towards them as they bore down upon him, like hunters upon a beast. The troopers raised their sabres, ready to strike.

In the yard, soldiers had seized Fiona. One tumbled with blood gushing – a quarrel from Tipsi that time, I’m almost certain. Our fire could not prevent them from bundling the girl back into the house, where she was surely raped repeatedly. The only aspect of affairs to please me was that most of the cart slaves seemed to be making good their escape.

The riders upon him, Sam fell to his knees where, with hands clasped behind his head, he bent over, forehead pressed to the earth. There was a suggestion of the foetal in his posture, as though he wished Mother Earth to take him to her womb. After a few sabre slashes, three of the soldiers dismounted, two of them lifting the struggling carter in a macabre travesty of birth. Lisa-Louise, having reloaded, fired again – a soldier fell, but his companions remained.

“There’s nothing we can do here,” Lisa-Louise said. “We should do better for Madame Scurf – and must do much better for Tuerquelle. Tuerqui, you know this country – where will they go next?”

“Dorking, for Madame Scurf. They need to turn left just beyond the ridge. It’s not very far.”

“Can we get there ahead of them?”

“Yes, as long as they don’t move on too quickly. If we cut across the fields, we can reach a lane that brings us out a mile or two down the road from Dorking.”

“OK, girls,” Lisa-Louise said. “Saddle up behind the barn, follow Tuerqui, and try to keep out of sight.”

Within twenty minutes we could see the more easterly houses of Dorking – my memory of the area having proved accurate. Even at first glance, there was obviously something wrong with the town. A blur of smoke, and acrid burning smell, was the product of neither hearths nor stoves. Approaching closer, several of the buildings had obviously been gutted.

Turning into a side street, I saw that the Laughing Phallus had suffered badly. It was the mere shell of a building, bricks encrusted with soot. The brothel sign had been removed from its pole and lay across the street, back broken, like a gigantic half-open penknife. The painted grin leered idiotically in our direction.

The main street had been deserted, but someone sat on the brothel doorstep. It took me a minute or two to recognise her as Madame Scurf. She was unkempt and filthy, eyes red from smoke, grief or both. Her gaze remained fixed upon the broken sign as we approached.

“What happened?” Lisa-Louise asked.

“Tub-luggers[5],” she replied without looking up, “murdering, looting and burning. They’ve taken all me girls and boys, burnt the house, and wrecked me lovely sign. They meant to take it with ’em, but dropped it. Not that it matters – me business an’ me life are over.”

“Your life really will be over, if you stay here. Almost sixty Lundin troops are at Sam the carter’s place – or were a short while back. You’re next on their vengeance list. If they find you, it’ll be nasty.”

“Vengeance from Lundin troops?” she asked, looking up for the first time. “What do they want with me? I ain’t never been to Lundin. Not even close.”

“It’s the man who rules Lundin. You had his daughter as a whore – then sold her to Sam. They’re aiming to restore his honour, as they see it. If you’d seen what they did to Sam’s son, you’d be running.”

“Roger? They got Roger? Bastards! He were an idle body, but there weren’t no ’arm in ’im.”

“Well – I’ve warned you, and that’s as much as I can do. The rest is your business. We have to be heading on.”

Madame Surf rose to her feet. She showed no sign of running, but did walk slowly from her brothel, through a narrow gap between the buildings towards a green field at the end of the alley. We reined in our horses and were soon on the main road – heading for the University of Pain. Dorking soon vanished as we rounded a bend, but the pall of smoke was still visible when I glanced back perhaps twenty minutes later.

The next small town was in marked contrast to the desolation at Dorking. The streets were full of people – singing, drinking, laughing. Buildings were decorated with images formed of thin metal foil – depicting the sun, moon, stars and warriors. As we made our way slowly through the crowded streets, the local constable – armed with a sword and poleaxe – approached us.

“Who are you?” she asked. “Tub-luggers?”

“If we’re tub-luggers where’s our loot?” Lisa-Louise asked. “We’re scouts – keeping an eye on Lundin troops.”

“Lundin troops? This far south? I never heard of such a thing. And why’s one you wearing a mask?”

“Sabre slash across my face,” I repeated the usual lie.

“Sir Garrafad and almost sixty Lundin soldiers are approaching Dorking – and then will be heading this way,” said Lisa-Louise. “You’d better get the people to take cover. They’ll be here before dark.”

“That’ll be a problem. The townsfolk are celebrating. Of course they’re celebrating.”

“Celebrating what?”

“Haven’t you heard? The Victory? Where have you been? Hiding down a treacle well?”

“We’ve been trailing Sir Garrafad, all the way from Teddy’s Town. Victory?”

“Berenice has won the war. Nadine fled yesterday. This afternoon, Field Marshal Marilyn Mailfist surrendered her army at Leatherhead[6].”

“We’ve won the war!”

“Yes, sister, we’ve won the war!

The constable did not attempt to detain us – perhaps she still suspected us of villainy, but was in no position to arrest a band of seven well armed women. We urged our horses slowly through the crowd, to emerge once more upon the open road. Glancing back again, the smoke from Dorking was no more than a vague smudge. Looking ahead, the sun shone on prosperous-looking farms, seemingly untouched by war.

“With the civil war over,” Modesty said, “there’s no way that Sir Garrafad can get back to Lundin[7] – unless it’s as a slave after Berenice conquers the city.”

“That seems about right to me,” Lisa-Louise agreed. “But it may make him even more dangerous. If he has no hope, who knows what desperate things he might do?”

“Worse than this afternoon?”

“Maybe.”

A bend in the road suddenly brought us within sight of the University of Pain. Tears rose in my eyes – perhaps joy on finally coming home, possibly concern for my loved ones, more likely both of those combined. Straining my eyes for changes since I’d been away, the buildings seemed a little neglected – here and there a tile was missing from the roof, the windows less bright than they should be. The gardens had not been returned to their peacetime beauty, quite the reverse – a military force, seemingly several hundred strong, was camped where once there had been fountains, lawns and flower beds.

A taste of blood filled my mouth, giving me the idea that I was about to vomit. To our left, a skylark burst into song as it ascended into the sun bright sky. A great weariness descended upon me – it seemed an age since I’d had a proper night’s sleep. In a field to our right, a foal gambolled with the exuberance of life’s first flush of delight.

[1] The standard uniform for generals, amongst Surrey’s enemies of this period, included sky blue breeches with a red and yellow stripe (see Chapter 33, note 1). It seems that Sir Garrafad had reverted to an older tradition by which generals were distinguished on the battlefield by their white breeches. They showed their courage by making themselves especially conspicuous.

[2] Sir Garrafad was, evidently, still wearing his white breeches (see note 1) – but, prudently, making them less conspicuous with a dull coloured coat.

[3] This must have the Battle of Wilson’s Meadow. On Cornsprout 21st, Nadine’s 6th Company of Foot, en route to reinforce her main army, was overtaken by Berenice’s 4th Cavalry Regiment at Wilson’s Meadow – and slaughtered. The precise location of Wilson’s Meadow is unknown, but it would have been on (or close to) Tuerqui’s route. Two locations in that general area – Blood Meadow and Slaughter Farm – have been suggested as the battlefield.

[4] Lisa-Louise is distinguishing between mounted infantry and cavalry. The latter rode into battle on horses, but fought on foot – the latter fought from horseback. A civilian might have loosely used the word cavalry for both.

[5] Tub-luggers – freebooting marauders taking advantage of the disorder associated with war. Some were army deserters, others foreign adventurers or common criminals. A few were escaped slaves.

[6] These details are correct. On Cornsprout 23rd, Nadine Next’s army broke at the Battle of West Cott. Nadine fled to the south coast, where she took ship. She was to settle in Llandudno, north Wales. On Cornsprout 24th, Field Marshal Marilyn Mailfist entered Leatherhead and formally surrendered her army. The civil war was over, and Berenice I undisputed empress of Surrey.

[7] With the civil war over, there was no hope of breaking through the Surrey lines for any part of the army Sir Garrafad had commanded. Colonel Standish resisted for another week before surrendering the bulk of the army, still camped a few miles south of Teddy’s Town, on Cornsprout 30th. Under the terms of the surrender, the officers were to be allowed to return to Lundin, but their soldiers were to be enslaved. Enraged by this agreement, some of the soldiers mutinied and killed more than thirty of the officers. Colonel Standish barely escaped with his life, but did return to Lundin. The Surrey commanders allowed at least some of the mutineers to escape, as people likely to harm their enemies’ interests. The more compliant troops, and a few of their officers, were enslaved.

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 1

Of Bondlings and Blesh

P F Jeffery

Being the memoirs of Tuerqui

Edited with reference to the original manuscripts and annotated by Jennifer Petrie, senior archivist at the University of Pain

Chapter 1

A zephyr rustled in the leaves on overhanging branches, the air was filled with the songs of birds, the names of which I didn’t yet know. Having recently tripped over what was probably a tree root, my skinned knees still stung. My mother’s musky perfume mingled with the lavender Nanny Spencer always wore. The clear water of a brook teemed with tiny fishes – I poked a stick at them, and instantly they were gone.

Glancing up, I saw a creature in the shadow of the trees – man-like, but exceptionally hairy and uglier than any person or slave has a right to be. My brother started to scream. The beast thing, to which I couldn’t yet put a name, tumbled – falling face-down on the grass. Steeling myself to approach, I saw that the shaggy thing had an arrow in its side and bright red blood was spreading over the green surface on which it lay.

That is, I think, my earliest coherent memory. It must have been summer, but whether that of my first, second or third birthday, I cannot say. The place must have been the forest that covers much of southern Essex – for I was raised there, in the Belle House, my mother’s ancestral home. Possibly I had been born in Lundin, for my father – claiming the title of Chieftain of the Blood Victoria – ruled that city, but no early recollections of the place remain with me.

The first three letters of the alphabet to come my way were M-o-r. Essex folk would understand that immediately, but others will need some explanation. It is the sign of Mortalia[1], with the little, ring and middle fingers pointing downwards to form the M – while the index finger is crossed with the thumb to produce the o-r. Nanny Spencer taught me to form the sign one night when I was frightened – my age was almost certainly three.

It must have been Swellbelly or Mistream, for there shone the huge bright full moon only to be seen at that time of year. My room was filled with shifting shadows, it seemed the claws of some huge and frightful beast. Nanny Spencer answered my cries with a lamp in her hand. With the light, the threatening forms grew pale, ceased to be scary.

“Why Margaret,” she said, “whatever is it?”

“There were claws, nanny. But now they’ve faded.”

“Claws, child? You must have been dreaming. Or do you mean the shadows from the trees? There’s a wind tonight, and a good bright moon.”

“Just the shadows, nanny. But I thought…”

“Well, Margaret, if ever you think it might be spooks, you can protect yourself easily enough. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Just point these three fingers downwards like so, to form an M, and curve this over the thumb for her o-r. The goddess will hold the dead from vexing the living, never fear.”

The day we saw the slave branded, I tried to use my limited knowledge of letters. Nanny Spencer and I had taken a trap into one of the nearby small towns, it may have been the West Cliff, to buy some ribbons for my hair. We came upon a man – naked and bound – on a podium outside what must have been the court house. They placed something in his mouth before applying the hot iron to his thigh – his anguished expression and the smell of burning flesh remain as vivid memories.

“What are they doing to that man, nanny?” I asked.

“They’re branding him. It marks his passage from personage to slavery.”

This was my first intimation that persons could become slaves. Since all of the male slaves in the Belle House were trimmed, had I possessed any knowledge of reproduction, it would have been obvious that they couldn’t breed. But knowing about such matters lay several years in the future. It had probably not occurred to me that persons belonged to the same species as slaves.

“Can a person really become a slave, nanny?”

“Yes, my sweet, it can happen. That man was very bad. He took things that didn’t belong to him.”

“But, nanny, sometimes I’m naughty. Might they make me a slave?”

“Tush, child, of course not. You’re a princess – you have personage in absolute[2]. No one’s going to make you into blesh[3] patties, my darling.”

“What’s the mark on the new slave’s thigh, nanny?” I asked, feeling reassured and rubbing the tears from my eyes.

“They’re letters, forming his new name, Margaret.”

Knowing the three letters M-o-r, I looked for them in the brand. It seemed to me that the M had been applied upside-down. It wouldn’t be long before I realised that his slave name actually began with W, although its other letters are long since forgotten. Looking through an ABC book, I used to giggle over my mistake.

A is for Adder, its bite is pure Acid
B is for Bondling
[4], made out of Blesh

the book began. Later, it included:

M is for Mud, that makes a child Mucky
and
W is for Worm, a thread that Wiggles

Subsequently, my education passed from Nanny Spencer’s kind methods to those of Miss Lace, the governess. There was a schoolroom in the east wing of the Belle House, a bleak place – smelling of chalk dust and metallic ink – in which the formidable lady conducted her lessons. She spanked us very often and, for what she considered more serious breaches of discipline, also had a cane and a strap. When I first joined the class, there were seven other girls, probably ranging in age from six or eight to their mid teens – all of them related to me on my mother’s side.

On first encountering her, Miss Lace seemed very old to me. Later, I was to realise that she was, in reality, young – perhaps not much more than twenty – and pretty. Aged perhaps ten or eleven, I formed a crush on her and started to misbehave deliberately so that she would put me over her knee, pull down my knickers, and spank me. Sometimes, by miscalculation, I was too naughty – then she wielded the cane or strap, treatment which always had me in tears.

When I was twelve, a new girl joined our classes – someone I’d never seen before. She was about my age, but placed in a schoolroom uniform several sizes too large, seemed younger. Her hair was close cropped, the first time I’d met a girl who didn’t wear it long. My first thought was that she might be a boy, thrust – perhaps as a punishment – into his sister’s clothes.

“Girls,” said Miss Lace brightly, “this is Jenna. I’m sure you’ll make her feel at home. She is a relation of Margaret’s father. Her daddy came here as an emissary, but has renounced the wickedness of Surrey[5].”

Judith, a ten year old cousin[6], made Jenna feel at home by deliberately spilling some ink, and then successfully blaming the new girl. Miss Lace then extended, as her welcome, the newcomer’s first spanking in our classes – adding that, if Jenna ever did such a thing again, she would most certainly be caned. The expressions on the faces of several of my cousins showed that they were considering how that might most easily be arranged. Feeling sorry for the stranger, I was the only one to speak to her at break.

“Hello,” I said, “I’m Margaret. Are you really a girl?”

“Of course I’m a girl. What a stupid question.”

“It’s just that you’ve got short hair – like a boy.”

“I’m from Surrey – and I wish I was there now. In Surrey, a lot of girls wear it short. Down there, boys often have long hair, if it comes to that.”

“It must be an upside-down place.”

“Hoi!” Judith interrupted. “Don’t talk to her! If you do, I’ll see you get the strap this afternoon. She’s from Surrey.”

Judith concluded her remarks with a pretence of being physically sick. Whether I would have continued to talk to Jenna that break is something I’ll never know – a moment later, Miss Lace rang the bell for lessons to recommence. Thereafter, I spoke to the new girl only when I thought that no one was watching. Sometimes, inevitably, I miscalculated and was on the receiving end of my classmates’ spite.

Jenna attended Miss Lace’s classes for a year or eighteen months, but was never accepted by the other girls – even when her hair started to grow and was dressed in a more feminine style. As far as it was possible for me to tell, only the governess and I ever spoke to the girl from Surrey. The others ensured that she was the most frequently chastised pupil – bringing genuine misdeeds to light and fabricating others. Surprised how easily the teacher was fooled into punishing Jenna for matters in which she was blameless – it became increasingly difficult to sustain my childhood crush.

One day, Jenna told me: “My father’s gone. Surrey agents grabbed him.”

“What do think they’ll do with him?”

“Nothing pleasant, that’s for sure[7].”

“I’m sorry to hear that, Jenna.”

“Why? He was a traitor. It serves him right.”

Looking into the girl’s eyes, I could see no trace of compassion for her father. Before there was time to say more, Judith appeared with cousin Anna – the latter a prig whom I heartily detested. My attempt to pretend that I hadn’t been talking to Jenna was unconvincing. The glances the pair cast my way left little doubt that I would suffer for my indiscretion.

Then came the day on which Miss Lace announced: “Jenna won’t be with us this morning. It seems that she’s run away.”

In view of the other girls’ beastliness, I wasn’t much surprised. Discreditably, my first concern was not for Jenna on the run, and facing who knew what dangers and privations, but for myself. It occurred to me that with their enemy gone, my classmates would seek someone else as a butt for their cruelty – and that I was the most likely candidate for the role. In this I was not mistaken – and, over the next few months, received the cane or the strap on account of many offences for which someone else was responsible.

When I saw Jenna return to the Belle House my first thought was that, now, my persecution might cease. Pity for the runaway’s condition was an afterthought. She was filthy and wild haired, covered in red marks – some of them bramble scratches, others welts left by a whip. The girl was bound hand and foot, dumped without trace of gentleness from the back of a mule.

“Surrey bitch!” one man snarled.

“Ah,” said his companion. “I think she’ll pay for the trouble she’s given us. His Majesty’ll ’ave ’er packed off to either Roach Keep or the Grim Tower, you’ll see.”

They locked her in a cellar until, three days later, a group of mounted men came to collect her. They brought with them, in chains, a black girl – the first I could recall having ever seen. Persons and slaves alike, in the Belle House and surrounding district, were pale skinned. Fascinated by the newcomer, I failed to see Jenna depart.

“You seem to like her,” my mother said – referring to the dark girl.

“Yes, mummy, I do.”

“She’s a gift from your father. His very boldest agents, venturing deep into Surrey held territory[8], captured her – saving the poor creature, no doubt, from a life of wickedness. Have you heard of the wickedness of Surrey, child?”

“I’ve heard people mention it, mummy, and know that Surrey folk do very bad things.”

“Well – I hope that you never discover more than that. I’m sure that Jenna was more than touched by the wickedness. Perhaps your father will save her.”

“What will happen to Jenna, mummy?”

“Your father’s had her taken to his palace in Lundin. There, I suppose, he’ll hold her in the Grim Tower. It won’t be pleasant, but is sure to do her good… Now about the girl your father’s sent us – would you like her, sweetheart?”

“Ooh mummy! May I have her? Really?”

“Of course you may, darling. She hasn’t yet been marked, so you may choose a name. What would you like to call her?

“Inky!” I replied, without a moment’s thought.

Mother made me watch while Inqui was branded – her name spelt differently from my intention. Seeing a girl subjected to such pain, I cried – and vowed never to be unkind to my slave. The first time I whipped Inqui was after she had added constipation cure to a pot of tea served to important guests. When the bottle was traced to the culprit, several days later, my mother borrowed the schoolroom strap – Miss Lace’s most formidable weapon – to deal with me.

“I blame you for this, Margaret, because you haven’t disciplined your slave properly,” she said after the first dozen strokes. “I’m not done with you, not by a long chalk – and am going to see to it that you won’t sit easily for a fortnight. Afterwards, you’ll give Inqui the whipping she deserves. If you don’t, I’ll give the slave to your cousin Judith.”

“Yes, mummy.”

“Before your second dozen, Margaret, let me remind you that slave ownership is a responsibility. A slave is not just for Solstice. Now brace yourself – these are going to hurt.”

Thereafter, I continued to chastise Inqui, at least to the minimum acceptable standard. Judith contrived a number of pretexts for the slave to be removed from my care, but each of them failed in that objective, if sometimes only just. On two or three further occasions, my mother strapped me for failing to prevent things for which Judith was to blame. When an attempt at revenge misfired – and mother found that I was the one responsible for contaminating her perfume with sewage – a day of reckoning had arrived.

“Margaret – you are an unspeakably wicked child! Not only did you commit this vile act, but tried to blame poor cousin Judith. I hope that she will forgive you for the strapping she received in error. Since it is clear that neither Miss Lace nor I can stem your crimes, both you and your troublesome slave are to go to Lundin, where perhaps your father will be able to exert some control.”

The dispatch of Inqui and me from the woods and streams we loved, to the rat-infested filth of Lundin, felt like a severe punishment. It was not, we soon discovered, a rival to the fate that had been meted out to Jenna. When we arrived in the city, she had recently been released from the Grim Tower of the Palace Victoria. Her emaciated frame and the marks left by torture instruments showed that she had not been kindly treated.

Over the next few years, Jenna and I became close companions. Her injuries healed, her body filled out, she was given more spacious apartments and Beddibelle, her own body slave. By the end of my teens, Jenna and I were allowed out of the palace grounds together, and on my twentieth birthday we finally ventured beyond the city walls. It was Glarehaze 8th in the 127th year of the Sixth Condominium of Lundin, or Year 724 of the Democracy by the Surrey reckoning.

My normally penny-pinching father, with a rare generous impulse, had presented me with two ponies as a birthday present. For some time, Jenna and I rode aimlessly through the city streets. After perhaps an hour, we found ourselves unexpectedly – at least as far as I was concerned – at the south west gate. When I made to turn about, my cousin placed a hand on my pony’s bridle.

“Why don’t we take a little trot outside the city walls?” she said. “Take a look at the West Minester marshes, perhaps.”

“I don’t think we should. In any case, I doubt if the guards will let you pass.”

“Who knows until we try it?”

Without another word, she urged her pony toward the gate, and I followed, full of apprehension. To my surprise, the guards saluted and let us pass without question. We were heading towards a fog bank, a formless mass that struck me as filled with potential danger. Everything I’d heard of the West Minester marshes made me reluctant to visit them – the reputedly haunted site of the fiercest fighting during the Third Battle of Lundin.

“You’re not thinking of going down there?” I asked.

“Why not? You’re not afraid of the ghosts are you?”

“No,” I lied, “of course not.”

We tethered the ponies to a stunted thorn bush, the largest piece of vegetation in the area, then Jenna was leading me towards the river. I was frightened by the fog which, I’d heard, never lifted from the reed beds. I was frightened by the marsh – perhaps a false step might drown us in deep filth. Most of all, I was frightened by the ghosts.

“The Third Battle of Lundin was bloody hundreds of years ago,” Jenna remarked. If the ghosts haven’t got over it by now, they need to get a life… Or get a death!”

Jenna giggled. Scowling, I wished that the topic of ghosts had been allowed to rest. This seemed to be the just the sort of talk to enrage the uneasy dead. I tried to form the sign of Mortalia without Jenna noticing.

Either Jenna didn’t notice my fingers, or she preferred not to risk offending the goddess with more flippancy. The reeds were taller now, above the level of my eyes. Jenna glanced to either side of the path. A faint breeze clattered the stalks.

There was a dim shape perhaps half a dozen yards ahead, and only a step or two left of the path – my first thought was of a ghost or perhaps a large animal. Then realisation dawned that the movement I’d detected was no more than shifting fog and slowly swaying reeds, the object was nothing more dangerous than a big rock. Approaching it more closely, the outline emerged with some clarity. The top seemed too flat to be natural, perhaps a stone bench or part of a building – its lower parts were more knobbly and streaked with mud.

“Lions have power – I like them,” Jenna said

“Lions? What have they got to do with anything? Mythical beasts who live beyond the edge of the world? Aren’t they the things that eat the sky kine when the cowgirls of the storm nod off?”

“The stone… it’s upside down…”

Looking more carefully, I saw that it was a statue – or had formerly been one. And it was of a lion – which I recognised from the carvings of fabulous beasts in the great hall of the Palace Victoria. The flat top had originally been the base of the figure. Below were its inverted legs and flanks, the back and muzzle were half buried in the mud.

“I think the statue used to be on the Surrey shore,” Jenna said. “Unless it was tossed more than once. During the Third Battle of Lundin, Cathcart – over the water – and Osrick – on this side – had huge catapults built. Their men tore down palaces from the Old Time and tossed the stones at one another.”

“In that…”

The words were cut short as my cousin leapt upon me. In another moment, I was face down in the muck on the far side of the statue, with Jenna on top, my mouth full of mud. Too dazed to wonder what was happening, I was impressed by Jenna’s display of strength, sending me flying for so many yards. When I tried to clear my mouth of filth, Jenna clamped her hand over my lips.

Then I heard it. The sounds were flattened by the fog, but there was a definite scrunching noise from the direction of the water. It was followed by a splashing, and muffled voices. Moments later, a sharper sound echoed, as boots crunched upon the stones and slopped in the ooze of the path we had occupied a couple of minutes earlier.

The fog closed upon the sounds – the footfalls deadened, faded and were gone. Jenna relaxed her grip and I tried to scrape the mud from my tongue and the roof of my mouth. As I did so, the gritty texture and acrid taste grew stronger, almost overwhelming. Twisting, I spattered Jenna’s blouse with vomit.

“Sssshhhhhhhhhhhh!” Jenna hissed. “They’re not far away. We can’t hear them, but…”

It surprised me that Jenna objected to the noise of my being sick, rather than to the second hand lunch that dripped from her person. For the first time, I thought about who might have passed on the other side of the statue. Were they on legitimate business, they would have landed at a pier, not in these marshes. There had been no sound of cargo landed, so they weren’t smugglers.

“Jenna!” I whispered. “They’re Surrey raiders! We should get down to the water and sink their boat…”

“Nice idea. If you were a Surrey raider, and came back to find your boat holed, maybe you’d surrender to a couple of unarmed girls. Or maybe you’d slit their throats before they could raise the alarm.”

Given a little time to think, the realities of our situation clarified themselves with unnerving rapidity. Should the Surrey raiders find us, we were in a fix. If their boat were unsound, they’d surely kill us – as Jenna had pointed out. If their craft were still afloat, our personage in absolute would count for nothing – and we we’d be carried off as slaves.

We remained quiet, Jenna tense, me trembling, for what seemed a very long time – possibly half an hour, perhaps a little less. Then we heard the raiders again, now returning to the river, and moving less quietly. The protests of the freshly enslaved sounded unnaturally loud, as did the blows with which the raiders sought to quiet them. There was also a whinnying.

Suddenly filled with rage, I made to spring forward and would have given us away had not Jenna held me back. Fury giving way to sorrow, I sobbed in her arms. My birthday present, the two beautiful ponies, had been my joy. Now, they were on their way to Surrey.

A voice sounded alarmingly close to us – that of a woman, to my surprise: “What’s that? Sounded like a girl. Y’ can’t take too much profit…”

Another female voice responded: “Leave it – prob’ly jus’ a marsh bird. Any case, we’ve already got a boat load wi’ two ponies an’ a clutch o’ pass’ble slaves.”

“Pass’ble? Blesh stew on the ‘oof, if y’ ask me.”

“Maybe a tad stringy, but a nice tasty stew is as…”

The voices grew more muffled, and I was unable to make out the end of the sentence. A few minutes later, there was a commotion by the river – splashing, neighing, human voices and whip lashes. Then the scrunch of a boat pushed from the bank and the splashing of oars. After that – silence.

Jenna expelled a long sigh. “Well – I aim to go to Surrey some day, but I’d rather arrange a passage with Lord…” then, hastily correcting herself “…without chains.”

At the time, I thought little of Jenna’s slip. It was common knowledge that my father’s Surrey foes considered Jenna’s descent – from Princess Claudette – the legitimate line for the Chieftaincy of the Blood Victoria. That she should fantasise of flight to Surrey was to be expected – at least out of earshot of my father and his court. Later, in a very different life, I often wondered what she meant by arrange a passage with Lord

Just then, both Jenna and I had much more pressing concerns than a dynastic dispute. Our clothes were wet, thickly caked with mud and decidedly uncomfortable. Jenna plucked a reed and started to use its stiff stalk to scrape a little of the filth from her riding breeches. It seemed as good an expedient as any, so I followed her example.

“This would be a lot easier if we undressed,” Jenna said, after a couple of minutes’ work had yielded disappointing results.

“Undress? Out in the open? We can’t… can we?”

“I don’t see why not. Who’d see us in the fog? The Surrey raiders passed only a yard away, and did they see us?”

“You’re right,” I replied, already starting to unbutton my blouse.

Without further remark, we stripped down to our underwear, laid the discarded clothes on the upturned base of the statue, and set to work. Now the mud fell away in large clods. Most of the muck had been removed, but my thoughts were still entirely with the task in hand, when Jenna touched my bottom. Straightening with a little shriek, I looked at her in surprise.

“What…?”

“We’re best part finished, there’s time for a little fun. We are supposed to be celebrating your birthday.”

In another moment, she was holding me tightly. We were kissing and, to my surprise, I enjoyed her tongue pressed against mine – even with traces of mud and vomit still in my mouth. Starting to respond, we seemed to melt into one another. I’m not sure which of us first progressed to the fondling, and intimate touching within our underwear – perhaps it was me.

“What a passion flower you are,” Jenna said at last. “Who would have guessed it of silly little Cousin Margaret?”

“Is it really as good as that?” I asked, choosing to ignore the silly little.

“It can be… if the girl’s hot enough… and what got you so hot and bothered? I thought it started with the idea of being enslaved. How about a game of mistress and slave, my little bondling[9]?”

“No, I don’t think…”

“Good! ...A slave’s not supposed to think.”

As she spoke, Jenna raised her right hand and brought it down upon my bottom, slapping very hard. Gasping, I looked at her in puzzlement. To my surprise, although it stung, there was pleasure mixed with the pain. Without thinking, I bent over and received several more slaps – each as hard as the first – my thoughts now turning to the childhood crush on Miss Lace.

“Well,” said Jenna, almost as though she could read my thoughts. “Bending over, like you did for Miss Lace’s cane. I always suspected that you liked her to spank you. We’ll have a nice game of Miss Lace and naughty little Margaret… before we try a spot of slavery.”

My cousin climbed up on to the former base of the statue. Pushing aside our clothes, she took a seat on the flat surface. With seemingly little effort, Jenna composed her face into a savage frown and patted her thighs. Her expression was unexpectedly intimidating – leaving me feeling as though I were truly my child self, in trouble yet again.

“You have lured your poor cousin Jenna into extremely rude activities,” she said in a good approximation to Miss Lace’s voice. “You are filled with the wickedness of Surrey. I should be failing in my duty were I not to spank you. Over my knee miss, if you please.”

With some difficulty I scaled the stone lion – proving myself a less skilled climber than my cousin. Having done so, I settled myself, bottom upwards, on Jenna’s lap. She landed half a dozen painful slaps on the backs of my thighs before roughly yanking my briefs downward. My bottom bared, Jenna paused before spanking it.

“Young lady, you deserve a severe chastisement – and I intend to deliver it, as well as I am able. What do you have to say?”

“Thank you, miss.”

“You may thank me afterwards – but what do you say now?”

“Oh – sorry, miss… Please spank me – hard.”

“That’s better. It seems to me that you haven’t been spanked recently. You are in urgent need of re-acquaintance with the schoolroom strap, but this must suffice for now.”

Jenna proceeded to deliver a spanking of which Miss Lace would have been proud. My bottom was soon smarting, yet I felt pleasure as well. With a sense of release, the confused strands of my childhood feelings were unknotted. The governess had been scarcely ten years older than me – and I was increasingly easy with the crush I’d harboured.

“I think that will do for now,” Jenna said at last, pulling my briefs back up over my sore bottom. “Down you get.”

After slipping from her knee and landing a little clumsily, but softly, in the mud, I curtsied as I would have done to Miss Lace and said “Thank you miss… thank you for spanking me.”

“A pleasure,” Jenna replied in her normal voice, and with obvious sincerity. “We’ve still time for a little slave play – slip off your bra and knickers, there’s a good girl.”

Although doubtful as to whether I was in the space for more rough games, after the girl and governess role play, disobedience was not in me. Unhooking the bra straps from my shoulders, I unfastened the clasp at my back, and laid the garment atop the stone. That done, I slipped my briefs down my thighs and stepped out of them, placing that garment also upon the rock. A smile creased my lips, I stood straight and proud – enjoying Jenna’s gaze upon my nakedness.

Jenna paused on her lion base perch for several minutes – taking in, it seemed, every detail of me – body and soul. Then she slipped to the ground rather more gracefully than I had done. With her feet in the mud, she started to gather the greener and more flexible reeds, selecting them with evident care. Gazing lustfully upon her athletic form, only a little less exposed than my body, I noticed the remaining marks from the rough treatment she had received in the Grim Tower.

“Oh – I like the way you stand stiff and proud,” she said, when her bundle of reeds was complete. “A slave should be proud – proud of her mistress’ greatness, and proud of her own servitude. Now, let’s see how good a harness I can improvise.”

She started to weave the soft young stalks about my body until they formed – as well as I could tell – a creditable likeness to a leather slave harness. Concentrating on the work, she hummed softly, something I recognised as The Fighting Girls of Surrey – a song I had previously heard only once or twice, and which was, tune and lyrics alike, expressly forbidden by my father. Ordinarily, I would have hushed her in shocked tones. Now, starting to feel almost as though I were Jenna’s slave, I felt proud of her defiance – as a slave should be proud of her mistress’ greatness.

“I think that will do,” she said to herself at last. Then, to me: “Kneel, slave.”

Bowing my head in submission, I bent my knees and knelt in the mire at my mistress’ feet. Jenna ran her fingers softly and slowly through my hair. She tickled the nape of my neck, as one might that of a pet animal. Cupping my chin, she lifted my head so that I looked into her eyes.

“Your submission pleases me,” she said. “You will make a lovely slave.”

“Thank you, mistress,” I replied, without thinking.

My expectation was for this game of mistress and slave to be at least as rough as Jenna’s impersonation of Miss Lace. As she guided me to my feet, some kind of beating seemed sure to follow. Instead, Jenna gently fondled my breasts and kissed me on the lips. Feeling that a slave should wait for instructions, I restrained an urge to reciprocate, and kept my hands open at my thighs.

And so – with Jenna always taking the lead, as a mistress should – we proceeded to make gentle and beautiful love. It may be that this love making coloured my understanding – for the rest of my life – as to what the relationship of mistress and slave was, or at least should be. There have been many times when it has seemed a silly and romantic notion, but I have never been able to shake it off entirely. The bond between mistress and slave should, and can, run very deep – and, at bottom, it is based upon love.

“I think we should dress and go,” Jenna said at last, kissing me gently. “This fog is a bit chilly, even in Glarehaze.”

As she said it, I realised for the first time that I was cold, but – even so – was aware of a reluctance to dress and return to the palace. Certainly, I would have argued that we should stay a little longer, had not a deep submissiveness been upon me, permeating my very being. As it was, I bowed my head and stood silent as Jenna reached for her clothes. Then, I started to pick the remains of the reed harness from my body, surprised that so little of it remained.

We dressed in silence. The damp and still muddy garments left me colder than before. For all of that, I couldn’t walk naked through the streets of Lundin, so the thing had to be done. Resuming my blouse, I found that it – as well as Jenna’s – bore traces of my vomit.

“Ugh!” I said at last. “Wet, mud and puke. Why do we have to dress?”

“I know,” Jenna laughed, “I like you better with less clothes.”

“Thank you.”

“Thank you for the compliment?”

“Thank you for everything.”

We returned to the path, squelching on the gritty mud inside our boots. My legs ached, and the way through the reed beds seemed long. At last we emerged – simultaneously – from the fog and on to firmer ground. In the distance I could see the outlying hovels and, beyond them, the walls of Lundin.

A curlew sounded its mournful double note –almost as though it were expressing a low opinion of what Jenna and I had been doing. There still remained in my mouth the mingled taste of vomit and marsh mud. My bottom felt warm, and tingled after the spanking, a thoroughly enjoyable sensation. The only signs of the two ponies were the hoof prints leading from the city gate, and toward the river – the stunted thorn bush bore no trace of their former presence.

[1] Mortalia – a goddess, specific to Essex, concerned with the borders between the realms of the living and the dead. Her business is not only to protect the living from the ghosts of the dead, but to protect the graves of the dead from the living. She plagues grave robbers with phantoms and nightmares while they live – and ensures for them an unpleasant afterlife.

[2] Personage In Absolute – a legal term enshrined in the Code of Osrick. The Code dates to Year 3 of the 4th Condominium of Lundin (YD 374, by the Surrey reckoning). At this time, 350 years later, the Code was, in a more or less modified form, still in use amongst the enemies of Surrey.

The Code granted personage (the state of being a person, rather than a slave) either in ordinary or in absolute. Personage in absolute involved being unquestionably a person – and entirely immune to slavery. Holding personage in ordinary, people had the status of persons, but this might be revoked – should they be convicted of a felony, declared bankrupt or taken in an act of war.

This was linked with the biological view of slavery (common amongst Surrey’s enemies) – as opposed to the more modern Surrey concept of slavery as a legal state. Under the biological view, slaves and persons were discrete sub-species of humanity. The commission of a felony demonstrated that the perpetrator was a slave – rather than a person. A sentence of enslavement was, then, regarded as placing offenders in their proper station, rather than (as such) a punishment. Members of the felon’s family could also be enslaved as their kinship to a slave cast doubts upon their personage.

Such was the theory, but the practice was often different, even at the start. Osrick wrote in a letter to James, the 12th Earl of the East Wood:

In my heart, Personage In Absolute resides solely in warriors, their kin and in our houses of quality. Alas, my head says that we must also present it to the grocers, usurers and note changers on whom we depend. They have the souls of slaves, I am sickened – and it flies in the face of all nature, but it must be done.

[3] Blesh: the flesh of adult slaves, served as food – as opposed to pecker, the flesh of young slaves. At this stage of her life, her flesh would certainly have been pecker.

[4] Bondling: a slave born as a person and enslaved as an adult, as opposed one born into slavery or enslaved as a child. In the literature of the time, the word is frequently placed in the mouths of those born into slavery. It seems to have been used half contemptuously and half affectionately. The word bondlings used for those born into slavery – catter – seems to have carried quite different implications, and was evidently almost always used with venom.

In fact – as the word was used by slaves rather than persons – it is extremely unlikely that the ABC book would have used this it. More likely, the word was Badling. Badlings, as opposed to fairlings, were bondlings whose conduct as persons gave rise to doubts as to their trustworthiness in slavery.

[5] Jenna’s father is generally referred to as Wallace Wormbreath, although his actual name was almost certainly Wallace of West Ack Town. He was sent to Lundin to negotiate a truce between Surrey and her enemies. Instead, he defected – seeking, and being granted, political asylum. His treason was compounded by his having taken Jenna with him – without his wife’s knowledge or consent.

[6] Judith, a daughter of the Earl of the East Wood, is known to have been amongst those enslaved at the fall of the Belle House. She was given the name Lashmi, and was purchased by Jenna Javelin, who may well have sought revenge for childhood injuries.

[7] Wallace Wormbreath (see note 5) was seized whilst riding to the west of Lundin, probably having returned to his family estate at West Ack Town. He was taken back to Surrey, where he was tried for treason and enslaved under the name Worm. His life as a slave was, evidently, made exceptionally hard.

[8] She came from Brick’s Town, which was the furthest Lundin slavers penetrated into Surrey territory. Only two such deep penetration raids were conducted with partial success – and the costs of mounting them far exceeded the value of slaves and other booty seized.

[9] Bondling – see note 4. The word was evidently used exclusively by slaves and, in the literature of the period, this is the only instance of the word being placed in the mouth of a person. . Probably the remark is misremembered – these memoirs contain many conversations in direct speech, written years after the event. It is improbable that she was always able to recall the precise wording.

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Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 46

Chapter 46

Shortly after emerging from the forest into an area of pasture, filled with bright sunshine, I slipped the cloak from my shoulders. The taste of the beef and ale still lingered in my mouth – growing less pleasant the longer it persisted. Sheep bells mingled with the double note of a curlew – sounding almost as though it were saying all right, all right. Dashing Daniel, at the head of the column, reined in his horse by a cottage where a middle aged woman was donkey stoning the front step.

“We’re poor folk,” she said, looking up, “there’s nothink for you, ’ere. Honest there ain’t!”

“We’re not robbers, madam, if that’s what you think,” Daniel replied. “Don’t worry.”

“What then? Constables? We ain’t done nothink. Honest we ain’t!”

“Does Jim Harrison live here, madam?”

“What if he does? He ain’t done nothink, neither.”

“I’d like to speak to him, if I may.”

“Jim!” she called. “There’s a gennelman ’ere as want t’ talk with yer.”

“Don’t y’ know I’m busy?” came an irritated male voice from within the cottage. “Tell ’im t’ come back, if it’s important.”

“There’s ten of ’em – all armed, an’ they’ve got Jane Armstrong, too.”

There was an inarticulate cry – a female voice, perhaps in her twenties – then a mutter of conversation in which I could identify no words. A minute or two later a middle aged man emerged from the darkness within the cottage, fastening his breeches as he came. But for the younger woman’s voice, I would have supposed that he’d been on the privy. As it was, my gaze took in his bulging crotch – something from which I would normally have averted my eyes.

“Jim Harrison?” Daniel asked.

“What if I am? I ain’t done nothing.”

“George Armstrong gave me this list of names and addresses,” Daniel said, proffering the sheet of paper.

“Wha’ for did he do that?” Jim Harrison asked taking the list, and peering at it.

“He wanted us to make sure that you and the others met a nasty fate.”

“An’ you want me to pay you more than he’s offering? I ain’t got much.”

“No – I just wanted to warn you. Maybe you and the others on the list should mount a nasty surprise for George Armstrong before he finds someone willing to do his dirty work.”

“You ain’t going to do nothing?”

“Not I. Not any of us. As far as were concerned, giving you the list is the end of the matter.”

“Well – thank you, mister. It ain’t often as someone does right for no pay. I see you’ve got ’is daughter.”

“Let’s say we’ve rescued her. A good day to you.”

“Oh – before we go,” said Lisa-Louise, “do you know Juliet Cooper?”

“Yes, I know ’er. What of it?”

“George Armstrong wanted an especially nasty end for both you and her.”

“She’s a medicine woman,” Jim replied with a chuckle. “When George asked ’er for something for ’is piles, she gave ’im extra ’ot rheumatism cream.”

Laughing, Daniel urged his horse into motion, and the rest of us followed. Looking back, I saw the middle aged man and woman, joined by a half-dressed younger female, conversing at the cottage door and giving us occasional puzzled glances. A few minutes later, a bend in the road hid the building and its occupants from our view. We were moving at no great speed so that Jane, on foot, would have no trouble in keeping up with us.

“A good job, well done,” said Dashing Daniel. “I think we’ve now finished with George Armstrong.”

“You’ve got my dad into plenty of trouble, there, Captain,” Jane said. “Serves the old bugger right, though, after all he’s done to me.”

“I doubt if it’s the worst of his trouble, Jane. And that’s because I’m not a captain.”

“What are you then? And what is the worst of my dad’s trouble?”

“My name is Dashing Daniel, formerly a pollygogger and now – as you might say – a gentleman of the road. And the worst of his trouble will probably come when he tries to present the receipt I signed for him. It’s unlikely that the tax gathers will accept my signature. More likely, he’ll be facing tax evasion charges.”

“What then, Mister Daniel?”

“I believe that enslavement is the usual penalty.”

She laughed loudly, before saying: “I hope they whip him good – better stripes than he ever gave me. It’d be lovely to see the branding – and chopping off his willie.”

“You don’t seem to like your father very much, Jane. Not that he struck me as a likable man, but sometimes family connections…”

“I’m not sure there is a family connection, Mister Daniel. Me mum’s gone, and I reckon she’s the only one who knows who me dad is. Might even be Jim Harrison. He’s old, but he’s a randy bugger.”

“Your mother’s gone? Dead?”

“Nah! She run away from him. Took me with her, but he managed to grab me back. Have you really rescued me?”

“Yes, Jane,” said Lisa-Louise, “we’ve rescued you. We couldn’t bear to leave you with him. I think you might be useful, too.”

“Ah – now you’re talking, lady. Useful? How come useful?”

“Half a dozen of us are going into Surrey, it’s likely to be dangerous – and a girl with your spirit would make a handy addition to our party. But maybe we shouldn’t be leading you into danger. If I was a good person, my first thought would have been reuniting you with your mother.”

“That would be easier said than done – I don’t know where she went. She’ll not be easy to track, neither. If George Armstrong found her, she’d like as not be dead… When you say danger, do you mean there’ll be fighting?”

“Yes – fighting, killing. Not really your business. We shouldn’t involve you.”

“Whatever. I’m with you, now, anyways. And I’d certainly be glad to get some of my own back on the world. Count me in.”

On a sudden thought, I took the breeches from my saddle pack and handed them to Jane saying: “Here, put these on.”

“What for, misses?”

“Because I thought you might like to ride for a bit. Easier to ride in breeches.”

“Are you sure misses?”

“Call me Tuerqui, Jane. And, yes, I’m sure. I’ll walk for a bit.”

“You can have my pony in a while,” said Lisa-Louise. “We should take turns. Maybe, when the opportunity arises, Captain Grace could commandeer an extra horse.”

“Why not? I’ll see what I can do,” said Daniel.

For two or three hours, we took it in turns to walk – mostly through farmland, the green wheat that gave Cornsprout its name, interspersed with occasional woods. In my estimation, there was a poor chance of commandeering an extra horse – the last such beasts we’d seen, other than our own, had been in the morning, ridden by the Barking Volunteers. Then, unexpectedly, we encountered man heading in the opposite direction who was leading three sturdy horses. As he approached closer, I saw that he was wounded, bandages oozing blood, and each horse had a body slung across the saddle.

“Ho there!” Daniel called, brandishing the warrant yet again. “What’s this?”

“If it pleases you, Captain, officers killed in the battle at the Green Ford[1] – on their way back to Lundin.”

“Green Ford?”

“Yes, haven’t you heard? Since yesterday, we’ve been trying to hold Surrey warrior girls back at the Green Ford. I think they’re trying to re-take Teddy’s Town from the north.”

“We’re in need of an extra horse, trooper. Two of the bodies will have to be lashed to one horse.”

“Is that an order, Captain?”

“Of course it’s a fucking order.” Then, to Carp Eye: “Sergeant Smith – you and a girl shift one of the bodies. Get on with it man! And keep the officer’s weapons, equipment and blankets attached to the saddle – we’ll need them.”

“Yes, sir,” Carp Eye responded without enthusiasm.

Daniel added, presumably as an afterthought: “We can’t expect the wounded soldier to do the work, can we, sergeant?”

Heather, who was dismounted at this point, helped her lover shift an officer’s corpse from the smallest of the horses to the largest. The beast given the double burden bucked in protest, but smart work with ropes soon had the extra body secure. While they worked, Daniel took the wounded soldier to one side and elicited details of the battle at Green Ford. Carp Eye took advantage of the injured man’s distraction, I noticed, to transfer anything that looked useful to the animal he was taking.

Evidently having learnt as much as he thought necessary, the supposed Captain Grace scrawled something illegible on a scrap of paper, which the veteran of the battle seemed to accept as an adequate receipt. The soldier saluted smartly, wincing as the action brought fresh blood to his bandages, then led the two remaining horses down the road on which we had come. Jane dismounted from Heather’s horse and clambered into the saddle of the newly acquired beast. A few minutes later we were on our way once more, descending into a wooded valley.

“Well, I hope that Captain Grace isn’t planning to order Sergeant Smith around very often,” said Carp Eye. “I suppose you did it so we could nick anything worth having.”

“There was that – but I needed to talk to the injured soldier, too. We’re planning to head west, Carp Eye – you me and the two girls – and it looks as though a line of attack crosses our path. We need to figure where we can get through.”

“And where can we get through?”

“If the army at Green Ford can hold the Surrey girls off until mid morning tomorrow, we can follow this road to Win’s Oar, Maiden’s Head, and beyond. If not, we’ll have to make a diversion. I say that we camp tonight near the crossroads where this highway to the west meets the road from Green Ford to Teddy’s Town. Then, in the morning, we’ll see.”

“So the soldier didn’t have any useful information?”

“No, not really.”

“Couldn’t we stay at an inn?” asked Alicia. “There seem to be enough of them on this road.”

“And get our throats cut while we sleep – by the likes of George Armstrong?” Daniel replied.

“My dad never murdered a bigger group than three or four travellers,” Jane said, perhaps in her father’s defence.

“Yeah, well,” Daniel said, “maybe other innkeepers are more enterprising.”

We made camp at least an hour before sunset, on a wooded hilltop overlooking a crossroads. The ways to the east, along which we had come, and to the west were quiet. By contrast, there was a lot of north-south traffic which, after a period of uncertainty, I recognised as members of my father’s guard and some of their allies. The progress of the troops showed no great hurry and I concluded that neither the Green Ford nor Teddy’s Town had fallen.

“They’re obviously not Surrey troops,” said Lisa-Louise.

“Yes,” I replied, “I recognise the uniforms.”

“That’s not what I meant. Surrey troops would have secured this wood – it’s good cover and commands the crossroads. A company of archers, positioned here, would control all four routes. It’s things like that decide battles – and that’s a reason your father’s guards are going to lose, Tuerqui.”

Our situation was clearly more perilous than it had been the previous night – mid way, as we were, between two active battlefields. In the circumstances, we decided to have four watches each comprising three of us, with Lisa-Louise volunteering herself for both the first and final sentry duty. As before, I was placed second – this time keeping guard with Modesty, acting as commander, as well as Alicia. By the time we relieved Lisa-Louise, Heather and Jane, it had become downright cold – all the more so as no fire had been lit, lest we betray our presence by its light or smoke.

Somewhat encumbered by the blanket over my shoulders, I was patrolling the perimeter, crossbow at the ready. Suddenly a hand was clamped roughly over my mouth, as a strong arm seized me from behind. My attempts to struggle proved useless as I felt my arms tugged behind my back and a cord knotted about my wrists. Something large and round was thrust between my jaws as the hand relaxed just long enough to permit this, then a strip of coarse fabric was tied tightly to seal my lips.

“Last sentry secured,” a young woman’s voice whispered.

“Good,” replied a slightly older woman, “now we take out the sleepers.”

“Should be a piece of piss,” a third female voice said. “There are only eight of them.”

“Don’t get too cocky – that’s when things start to go wrong,” it was the second, slightly older, voice again.

With my hands tied behind my back, there was no way for me to use a weapon, but my feet had not been secured, and I thought that it might be possible to arouse the sleepers. Attempting to break into a trot, I fell – with my arms wrenched backwards – at only my second pace. Groping at the space behind me, I realised that a loop of rope ran from the cord about my wrists and circled a tree. Forming another idea for raising the alarm, I drummed my boots on the ground, but the sound so produced was unimpressive.

Unless either Modesty or Alicia could devise a better plan than me, we were all – I realised – at the mercy of unknown female assailants. The fact of their being women meant that they were almost certainly Surrey troops. Perhaps, were our gags to be removed, we could convince them that we were their compatriots – although the inclusion of Daniel and Carp Eye in our party would make this less convincing. There was also, I suddenly recalled, Captain Grace’s warrant – and, just as that thought occurred to me, the soldiers must have discovered the document.

“Hey, what’s this?” a woman’s voice called.

Straining my eyes in the direction of the speaker, I saw a faint glimmer of light, probably a dark lantern. About the lamp, two or three shadows jostled in the darkness. My main concern, at that point, was trying to glimpse their uniforms, if any. If I could identify them as either Berenice’s girls or Nadine’s, that would be helpful if and when my gag was removed.

“It’s a warrant,” another voice replied. “Palace Victoria stuff. What do we do with prisoners of war, Captain? Leave them tied up here for enslavement when time permits – or just have done with it and slit their throats?[2]

“Let me see,” said the slightly older voice. “Captain Grace! I know that name.”

“Someone we need to question, Captain?”

“No – the name of a dead man. Our agents are using it as a cover.”

“So these are our spies, Captain?”

“Maybe. It’s just like the secret service to keep us in the dark. If it wasn’t for Lizzie – my ex – taking the role of one of Captain Grace’s deputies, I might have given the order to kill this lot.”

“Is one of these Lizzie?”

“Doesn’t look like it, but I dare say the late Captain Grace has a lot of deputies. Still, they’ve had a lucky break. Maybe one of them has a guardian goddess. Best ungag him as had the warrant in his pouch.”

There was more activity in the dim light of the lantern – presumably the removal of Dashing Daniel’s gag. After the conversation between the officer and one of her soldiers, I was less concerned to glimpse their uniforms. Having liaised, on Lord Higate’s behalf, with women posing as Captain Grace’s deputies, I felt pretty sure that they were Berenice’s women. My chief fear, now, was that the former pollygogger would declare himself to be in the pay of Nadine Next.

“What do you think you’re doing?” came Daniel’s voice, doing a fairly good outraged Captain Grace. “Do you know who I am? Untie me at once, madam!”

“Just a question or two, first. Is this warrant yours?”

“Of course it is!”

“And you business with it?”

“The business of Surrey. You could rip my tongue out and I wouldn’t say more. It’s secret.”

“Just one thing more. Are you for Berenice or Nadine?”

“Berenice!”

There was a dreadful pause, which must have been much shorter than it seemed, before the captain said: “Untie them! Untie them all!”

Busy fingers loosened my gag and removed the hard object from my mouth – I never discovered what it was – before freeing my wrists. Later, I was to wonder at my mouth being freed first, perhaps the soldier was concerned that my breathing might be obstructed. At the time, I was too relieved and delighted to think about it. Captain Grace’s warrant had just afforded us its last, and most vital, service.

“Sorry about this,” my liberator said. “It’s not often I tie up a girl and she doesn’t like it. We weren’t to know you were on our side.”

“Don’t worry,” I replied, “you only did what you had to do. And I was a crap sentry, wasn’t I?

“Don’t beat yourself up about it, girl. You’d have been plenty good enough for the infantry. It takes a better than a good sentry to deal with a cast unit[3]… Why are you wearing that mask?”

“Let’s just say that I’d rather not be recognised. More important – Berenice would rather I wasn’t.”

“That’s a pity. I’d hate to offend Berenice, but I like the look of your lips, and would appreciate seeing all of you. Perhaps it’s for the best. Duty calls – no time even for a quick snog.”

“No there isn’t,” said another voice, close behind. “Forward observation duty, Commando Jones.”

“Yes, serge. At once serge… But it is a pity.”

The moon had now risen, and was casting a little light through breaks in the foliage. Counting figures moving through the faint illumination, and subtracting our party, my conclusion was that the force to have surprised us was about twelve or sixteen strong[4]. My role as sentry now redundant, and with no one settling for sleep, I wondered what I should be doing. Modesty approached me – as well as I could tell in the near darkness, she was smiling rather sheepishly.

“A fine guard commander I made,” she said.

“One of them told me they’re a cast unit. Surrey’s finest. Come that, the finest troops anywhere. We didn’t stand a chance, Modesty.”

“Thanks, Tuerqui. All the same…”

“Enough said, let’s just go and join the others, Modesty. And if anyone wants to complain, you’ll have my support.”

“Mine, too,” said Alicia, stepping from deep shadow. “I think we did all right. These girls are better than good.”

Casting about around my feet, I located my crossbow and blanket. Checking, I discovered that my sword and dagger were still in their sheaths. All items present, we stepped through the trees to where the sleepers had lain. One of the Surrey commandos stepped with us, a woman in her late twenties or early thirties – the captain, I realised before she spoke.

“Which one of you women is in charge?” the captain asked.

“I am,” said Lisa-Louise, without hesitation.

“I know that you won’t have got much sleep, but you really should be moving on in the next hour or so. Now that this wood is secured, there’ll be a company of archers coming up here. Before dawn the road below us is going to be a dangerous place to be. At least, I assume you’re planning to be on the road tomorrow.”

“Yes, without revealing any secrets, a few of us should be heading west, while of the rest go south – to Teddy’s Town, in the first instance.”

“You know that Teddy’s Town is still held by the enemy?”

“Thanks for the warning, but we can pass ourselves off as irregular troops.”

“Yeah, we were warned about Lundin’s girl irregulars. That’s what we took you for – until we found Captain Grace’s warrant.”

“I expect our having a couple of men with us confirmed the idea that we weren’t from Surrey.”

“Exactly – no boys in our army – and rightly so, of course… The secret service is a law unto itself… Anyway, you should be moving on very soon. Round about dawn, it’ll be raining arrows in Teddy’s Town.”

“Thanks for that. If the army and the secret service spoke to each other, we might’ve known already. As it is…”

“Yeah, as it is… Thank the goddess, our enemies are even worse when it comes to talking to one another. You’d better hope that them at Teddy’s Town know about the irregular girls.”

Before this conversation had reached its end, our party were saddling horses, stowing blankets and other equipment. It was clear that we had only a brief window of opportunity before our way would be blocked by crossbow fire. Mounting, we were soon on the rough track that led down to the road. The bright moonlight showed, advancing from the west, what must be the company of archers who were to occupy the hilltop.

“Well,” said Lisa-Louise to Dashing Daniel, “I’m afraid we must part at the crossroads.”

“Yeah, that’s for certain. If me and Carp-Eye were to stay with you, I’m sure that Tuerqui’s mistress would give us a real warm welcome.”

“I’m not sure of the penalty for pollygoggery[5], but I don’t think you could expect much mercy.”

“That goes whoever wins the war – neither Nadine nor Berenice has a reputation for softness.”

“Yeah, that reminds me – I’ve been wondering. When the captain asked which side we were on, how come you answered Berenice with so little hesitation? Did you recognise her uniform or something?”

“No – it was the way she phrased the question. Berenice or Nadine? Surrey folk put the important person’s name first[6]. Perhaps a guttersnipe might not do that, but an army captain always would.”

“That was a piece of good thinking, Daniel. You’ve got brains.”

“Well, it’s been good riding with you and your girls, Lisa-Louise. Pity we couldn’t have stayed together for a bit longer. I’ll miss you all.”

“Good riding with you, too, Daniel – and Carp Eye, Alicia and Heather. You’re a good bunch. I really hope you find your home in the west.”

“And I hope you can save Tuerqui’s daughter and, well, everything you want to do. It was fun, though, yesterday – playing at being Captain Grace… Do you want the warrant back?”

“No – you keep it. I don’t think that any of us could pass for Captain Grace, anyway. Well – I did pass for him once, but it was winter and I was bundled up. Had scarves over my face, and everything.”

“That sounds like it was fun, too. But not many things could beat yesterday – seeing that bugger, George Armstrong, gets a bit of what he deserves.” Daniel chuckled at the recollection.

“Talking of the Armstrong family – Jane needs to decide who she’s joining – and fast... Jane!”

“Yes,” said Jane, urging her horse into a trot to catch up with the head of our column.

“Jane –” said Lisa-Louise, “we’re about to split up. Daniel, Carp Eye, Alicia and Heather and heading west – looking for a home. The rest of us are going into Surrey. You have to choose which is for you – and choose in the next few minutes.”

“Surrey,” she said without a moment’s hesitation. “I had a home, and I didn’t much like it. It seems good to go where the girls on the hilltop came from, in any case. Ain’t no man going to knock them about.”

“That’s for sure,” I agreed, rubbing my wrists where they had been bound.

At the foot of the hill, we met the company of Surrey archers. Only the officer rode – the others marched with crossbows slung over their shoulders. Strapped to each soldier was an impressive array of weapons and other equipment – large backpacks, sheathed blades, quivers full of quarrels. As we approached, the commander drew her sword – the moonlight sufficient to show it to be sister to the one scabbarded at my hip.

“Stand easy,” she challenged. “Who goes there?”

“Agents of Her Majesty, Berenice Blackheart, on secret and urgent business” Lisa-Louise replied. “Which unit are you – you and your girls?”

“The Seventeenth Dorking and District Company[7]… Why’s one of your girls masked?”

“Secret business,” I said, “best not even to think about it. You’re from Dorking – I know the town, and I know Madame Scurf, who keeps a brothel there. There’s a carter just a little way up the road from the town. He’s called Sam, his wife is Sarah and…”

“That’s enough identification,” said the captain of archers. “You’re from Surrey right enough. Be on your way quickly, before we start raining death upon the road.”

The archers of the Seventeenth Dorking and District Company shifted from the middle of the road to allow us to pass on the left. At the crossroads, only a couple of minutes later, we made hurried farewells. Daniel, Carp Eye, Alicia and Heather took the road directly before of us, we turned left on to the road for Teddy’s Town. Glancing backwards, the moonlight allowed us to see our erstwhile companions for perhaps another quarter of an hour before they were swallowed by the darkness.

When we reached Teddy’s Town, after a couple of hours’ ride, the approach of dawn was beginning to lighten the sky. From the cover of a tree trunk stockade, jittery guards levelled their bows in our direction. We reined our horses to a halt, following Lisa-Louise’s lead when she raised her hands in an unwarlike gesture. It proved sufficient to prevent the unloosing of arrows.

“Who goes there?” a gruff voice called. “Identify yourselves.”

“Lundin irregular troops,” said Lisa-Louise. “If any of you know the Palace Victoria, shine a light in our direction. I’m spymaster Addal’s niece.”

“That she is,” a man said, as a mirror reflected light into our faces. “And another of them’s Mrs Clay as used to take charge of the Palace Victoria stitch slaves. Why’s one of you wearing a mask?”

“A sabre across the face,” said Lisa-Louise. “She’s not as pretty as she used to be.”

“Bad business, that. Waste of totty. Girls shouldn’t go to war.”

“What’s your business?” another man challenged.

“We’ve been harassing Surrey troops to the west,” Lisa-Louise lied. “Now we need to cross the river to create a diversion for Sir Garrafad.”

“Pass, then. You’d better hurry about it. I doubt that we can hold Teddy’s Town for longer than a few more hours[8].”

“Things going badly, then?”

“Things’ve gone badly from the start. When we first attacked, there were whole batteries of murder machines[9] to greet us. It was like someone had told them we were coming. Anyway – get along, now, girls – no time to chat.”

A few minutes later we were at the lock, although at first I didn’t recognise it as such. Where the water should have been, was the shadow of a raised step – then the road continued across the line of the river. All about were defensive positions formed of tree trunks – it looked as though a sizable tract of forest had been felled. By the road, a hut leaned against one of the wooden walls – at its door a couple of sentries, puffing on pipes, leaned on their halberds.

“Who goes there?” one of them challenged, failing to sound as though he much cared.

“Irregulars – on our way to help Sir Garrafad,” Lisa-Louise replied.

“Isn’t one of you wearing a mask?”

“Sabre cut,” I said. “You wouldn’t want to kiss me now.”

“Nasty!”

“Pass, irregulars,” said his companion, in a more official tone.

“Have you infilled the lock?” Modesty asked.

“Nah – it’s just a bridge of tree trunks and mud. You’d best ’urry. Won’t be long, now, afore this day’s shootin’ starts.”

The structure, constructed just as the sentry had said, wobbled alarmingly under our horse’s hooves. The animals neighed in protest, obviously distrusting the surface, and required some encouragement before they would cross. It wasn’t hard to see the beasts’ point of view, I half expected the tree trunks to roll apart, dropping us into the water. Reaching the Surrey bank without mishap came as a considerable relief.

“Tuerqui,” said Modesty, “I’m not impressed by the engineering skills of your father’s army.”

“Don’t blame me. It’s Bob Bosset’s fault – he should have trained them better.”

“Don’t blame Bob,” Tipsi said, “it’s the fault of your penny-pinching dad.”

“You know, Tuerqui,” said Diqui, “I’m beginning to think that mask of yours is more trouble than it’s worth. I make it four times we’ve been asked about it tonight.”

“Maybe you’d rather explain my RBS mark,” I replied.

“Stop picking on Tuerqui,” said Jane. “We’re all tired, but we’ve got to stick together.”

“That’s true,” said Lisa-Louise. “Sorry, Tuerqui.”

“I’m sorry too,” said Tipsi.

“And me,” Diqui said. “Sorry, girl.”

“Me, too,” added Modesty. “I only really meant it for a joke. Though it really was a crap bridge.”

“Thank you for your support, Jane,” I said. “And thanks to every one of you. Thank you all for coming with me. Now that it’s becoming real, I’m sorry to bring you into this business – I owe each of you more than I could ever repay.”

“I think I speak for us all, Tuerqui,” said Lisa-Louise, “when I say that it’s a privilege to ride with you – even into this stink.”

As we advanced, the smell grew worse – compounded, I thought, of blood, shit, piss and rotting flesh. The dimly-seen ruined walls of what had once been houses lined the road on either hand, as though we rode through a mouthful of broken teeth. A discordant mass of competing songbirds heralded the morning, about to dawn. My jaws stretched in a yawn, the weariness of an all but sleepless night descending upon me.

[1] The Battle of the Green Ford. On Cornsprout 4th, Lundin troops attempting to secure the northern approach to Teddy’s Town were engaged at the Green Ford by troops loyal to Berenice Blackheart. Fighting continued through the 5th, until a Surrey victory was secured shortly after dawn on the 6th.

[2] Wherever practical, it was the usual policy of all armies at this time to enslave prisoners of war. However, commando units often found that they had neither the time nor resources to do this – and frequently killed their prisoners instead.

[3] Cast unit – commando and special troops unit. These were elite forces, and certainly the best soldiers of any nation at this time.

[4] A cast unit was usually 16 strong – 2 sections of 6 commandos (making 12 in all), each commanded by a corporal (bringing the number up to 14), plus a sergeant and a captain.

[5] The penalty of pollygoggery was, of course, enslavement. Lisa-Louise must have known this, but probably meant that she didn’t know how unpleasant the authorities would make the enslavement.

[6] The truth of this is demonstrated throughout Surrey literature of this period. There was a regular practice, whenever persons and/or slaves were listed, of arranging the names in order of importance starting with the most important. Although Tuerqui’s memoirs were written in Surrey, her origins were in Essex and Lundin – and it is not clear whether she tried to follow this rule. If she did so, the order in which names are listed is sometimes interesting.

[7] The Dorking area supported Berenice Blackheart consistently through these troubled times. The Seventeenth Dorking and District Company established a proud record not only in the civil war period, but during Berenice’s subsequent wars of conquest, and later under Berenice II and her successors.

[8] Teddy’s Town fell before noon that day, cutting off Sir Garrafad’s retreat. Essentially, although Sir Garrafad’s army continued operations in Surrey, it was now surrounded, would receive no reinforcements, and communications between the army and Lundin were increasingly difficult.

[9] Murder machines – large multiple crossbows, generally mounted on wheeled carriages. Usually, they discharged either 100 or 144 quarrels. The front was a square plank structure with arrow holes evenly spaced. The largest examples of this period had 20 x 20 arrow holes and fired 400 quarrels. Usually, each murder machine was operated by six soldiers commanded by a bombardier. A battery comprised, more often than not, six machines commanded by a captain and two sergeants. They were most useful in the first hour of battle and any that survived at Teddy’s Town would have been withdrawn long before this. It is not known how many were deployed in this battle, but the phrase whole batteries suggests at least twelve.

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Friday, January 04, 2008

Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 45

Chapter 45

The six of us rode in single file, our horses’ hooves spraying drops from the woodland brook. Shafts of afternoon sunlight slanted through gaps in the foliage. All about us, the forest was filled with the sound of birds – the harsh cry of a crow, the melody of a wood lark, a splash of wings from beyond a bend in the stream. The smell reached me before I saw the grey smudge of smoke drifting from our right.

We reined our horses in as Lisa-Louise, riding at the front of the column, raised her hand to signal a halt. Lightly, she vaulted from the saddle, glancing at the mossy stones on which she landed with a doubtful frown. Her idea had been to avoid the banks of the stream so as to make our trail harder to follow, now her feet had made marks. Shaking her head, she strode to where I, and Diqui behind me, brought up the rear.

“Smoke,” she hissed, “over to the right. No sign of tree felling – so it’s not a woodman’s cottage.”

“A camp fire?” I asked.

“More to the point, it may be the fire of someone dangerous. I want you – Tuerqui, and Diqui – to dismount and take a look. Don’t worry – we’ll be there to back you up if necessary.”

Muttering underneath her breath, Diqui rolled from her saddle, careful to avoid the worst of the mud. My impression was that she was more concerned by the prospect of muddying her boots than leaving marks for the trackers who might already be on our trail. Following her example, I landed on a slippery rock, almost lost my footing, but gained the bank without actual mishap. Glancing back, I saw Lisa-Louise raise her eyebrows and shake her head again.

Hands on our sword hilts, Diqui and I sidled between bushes and stepped over brambles. Although we tried to be as quiet as possible, twigs snapped under our feet with what seemed loud retorts. To me, it felt impossible that whoever had lit the fire could have failed to hear us. Then we stepped into a clearing scattered with bedding and other signs of recent occupation – but no inhabitants.

“You two,” said a girl’s voice from behind, “hands off your sword hilts and put them in the air. Turn round – slowly – so we can see you.”

Doing as bidden, I turned to see two women in breeches and leather jerkins levelling crossbows in our direction. They were immediately familiar but, not having seen either of them in six months, it took me several minutes to put names to the faces. When recognition dawned, I restrained myself from calling the two girls Piqusi and Curvi. Very likely, they would not respond well to their slave names – and they probably had back up in form of Dashing Daniel and Carp Eye.

“You, with the mask – take it off!” said Piqusi. “You know, Heather, I can’t place the other one, but she looks kind of familiar.”

“Yes, she does,” said Heather, the former Curvi. What do you reckon, Alicia? Someone from the Palace Victoria?”

As they spoke, I unlaced my leather mask more slowly than was necessary. It was all too likely that they would recognise me very quickly – and there was no way of knowing how they might react. Were they happy with Carp Eye and Dashing Daniel, it was just possible that I would be fondly embraced as one instrumental in uniting them with the pollygoggers. Regrettably, it seemed more likely that they would remember me as a cruel mistress who had used them as whores.

My fears were confirmed by the tone of voice in which Alicia, the former Piqusi, said “I know that face!” as the mask fell away.

“Me, too,” said Heather. “And the other girl was a Palace Victoria slave. It’s taken them a while, but it looks like they’ve tracked us down.”

“No, Heather, it can’t be that. They’d never send his lordship’s daughter after us – and probably not a slave, either.”

“Well – what then?”

“Why don’t we ask them?”

“We’re escaping from Lundin,” Diqui said. “You shouldn’t need to ask why a slave would want to escape. And life for a princess in the Palace Victoria – as far as I can see – is no better than the life of a slave, and may be a bit worse.”

“Are you two on your own?” Alicia asked.

“No, they’re not,” said Lisa-Louise as she and Barguin stepped from the trees on the far side of the clearing – crossbows levelled at Alicia and Heather’s backs. “Put down your weapons, stick your hands in the air, and turn round very slowly. You know the drill, girls.”

Heather and Alicia obeyed with a lack of hesitation that bespoke an assurance of back up. It occurred to me that, if they were expecting no one but Carp eye and Dashing Daniel, we should be all right. Had their gang recruited extra members, we were probably in trouble. The next two moves in the game were played with a sense of inevitability – first the pollygoggers appeared, then Modesty and Tipsi.

Lisa-Louise had clearly been thinking along similar lines to me when, finally, she asked irritably: “Is that it? Or do we have another round of stick ’em ups?”

“I’m afraid that’s it,” said Carp Eye glumly, “it looks like you’ve won.”

“If we’re sensible,” Lisa-Louise said, “we’ll all win. I hope I speak for us all when I say that I don’t want any of us hurt.”

“In that case,” Dashing Daniel said, “maybe you could ask your friends not to point their crossbows at us.”

“Fair enough – Modesty and Tipsi, we’ve made our point. I think you can relax.”

“I don’t trust them,” said Alicia. “There’s his lordship’s daughter, Mrs Clay the stitch room overseer, and snoop-master Addal’s niece.”

“Things have changed over the last six months, Piqusi,” said Modesty.

“Alicia.”

“Alicia, then. Lisa-Louise’s uncle Wilfred was murdered, and now we’re all on the run.”

“And,” said Lisa-Louise, “we ought to be running – or, at least, our horses should. Don’t ask why, but – back on the road – I put a crossbow quarrel into Lord Up Minester’s shoulder. Men will soon be on our trail, if they’re not already. Blood soaked clothing we left on the road will lead them to think that Tuerqui – his lordship’s daughter – has been killed, and probably prepared for the pot.”

“His lordship will be very cross with you,” said Dashing Daniel.

“His men will be cross with whoever they find,” said Lisa-Louise, “you or us, it won’t matter which.”

“The reason we won the stick ’em up game,” I said, “that there are six of us and only four of you. If we travelled together, there would be ten of us.”

“And we should be travelling already,” said Tipsi, “not standing around talking. I, for one, would rather come out of this alive.”

“All right,” said Dashing Daniel, nodding. “Whatever our differences, we forget about them for the next few days. We’ll travel together – and we’ll go now.”

Lisa-Louise and Dashing Daniel sealed the agreement by spitting on their palms and shaking hands. Modesty and Carp Eye followed their example, as did Alicia and Diqui. Heather indicated her agreement by pouring a can of water over the camp fire. Within five minutes, a column of ten mounted people was splashing its way along the brook.

We followed the stream until it vanished into a hole, then continued uphill to camp on the summit. By that time, darkness was falling. After a little discussion, Lisa-Louise, Carp Eye and Dashing Daniel agreed that we should keep watch in pairs, each of them comprising a member from both parties. That left two from our group not required for sentry duty – we drew straws, Barguin and Tipsi winning a theoretically unbroken night’s sleep.

The second watch fell to me and Alicia. The ground was stony and formed perhaps the lumpiest bed I’d ever occupied, but my blankets were warm. When Modesty – who had kept the first guard with Carp Eye – shook me, I was surprised to have slept. Rubbing my eyes and yawning, I arose to join my co-sentry – we nodded at one another before lapsing into an uneasy silence

“Look, Alicia,” I said at last, “I’m sorry for how I treated you at the Palace Victoria.”

“In what way?”

“I used you as a whore – after my brothel experience, I should have known better.”

“That’s true. All the same, it seems to have worked out OK. Daniel and Carp Eye are all right. Life with them is better than slavery in the Palace Victoria, anyway.”

“It’s none too warm,” I said, wrapping a blanket about my shoulders. “I hope you weren’t camping out through the winter.”

“No – the four of us slept warm and dry enough. We managed to hire ourselves out as slayers of nazemen. A lot of south Essex was overrun by the creatures a couple of years ago, and they’ve been a menace ever since. Villagers paid us well enough for the dangerous job.”

“You took your part in the slaughter?”

“We all did. You need a group of hunters, if you’re going after nazemen. They’re too tricksy to face alone. Almost human, I sometimes thought.”

“Yeah, I’m sure you’re right – and they’re vicious as well as tricksy. Did it all get too much for you? I mean, you’ve obviously moved on now.”

“We cleared the area of nazemen, more or less. None of us fancied heading north, where the creatures are in larger bands and more organised. To the east was Surrey controlled country. Ruth Ruthless[1], the governess, wasn’t likely to welcome the likes of us.”

“So you headed west – and out of nazeman country altogether. Or I hope we’re out of it.”

“Yeah, west seemed the only way to go. We’ve got a bit of money – and a few portable bits and pieces from the houses nazemen had occupied. Don’t suppose I should be telling you that, but…”

“No need to worry about us. We’re not robbers – and won’t be, unless it’s absolutely necessary.”

“And if it is necessary?”

“We’ll do what we need to do.”

“But, for now, there’s no need?”

“That’s about it, Alicia.”

“Thank you for calling me, Alicia – not Piqusi. I appreciate that. Would you like to be called Margaret?”

“Tuerqui feels easier.”

“Right you are, Tuerqui. You know, tonight, when we went on watch together, I didn’t like you at all – but you’re not so bad.”

“Thank you. You’re not so bad either.”

“You heading anywhere in particular, Tuerqui?”

“Yes – the whole thing is complicated, but I aim to go back to the University of Pain. My daughter is there – and my mistress – friends, too – it’s home.”

“It must be good to have a home to go to. Perhaps we’ll find one. Just now, all we’re doing is heading west – going from instead of to. But maybe we can set ourselves up in business somewhere, settle down, have babies, you know…”

“But no babies yet?”

“No – this is no life for little children. We’ve been taking a cordial[2] that means no babies – screws up our periods, too, but there’s not really a choice.”

“I think the madam gave me, and the other whores, the same stuff in the brothel – or much the same.”

“Which brings us back to using slaves as whores.”

“I was sorry about that almost at once. Not that being sorry makes it any better. And I was really glad when you managed to flee Lundin.”

“I’ve often wondered about our escape from Lundin. It didn’t seem quite real. People helped us, then – talking it over afterwards – we realised that none of us knew them.”

“I think that Lisa-Louise sold some of my mother’s jewels – and paid people to help you.”

“Perhaps we should thank her.”

“No need for that, I’m sure. She and I did all four of you wrong, then she did a bit of right. If the right and wrong cancel each other out, I’m glad. I reckon that’s the most Lisa-Louise would ask – and I’ve no hope of coming out of it on the side of virtue, myself.”

“Don’t beat yourself up over it, Tuerqui. It all came out pretty well.”

Our watch passed without significant incident – once we thought we heard something or someone moving in the darkness – but, when we investigated, there was no sign of anyone or any creature. Long before Dashing and Daniel and Lisa-Louise relieved us, the last of the uneasiness between Alicia and me had evaporated. Returning to my blankets, I fell asleep almost at once, in spite of the stony ground. It seemed only moments later that I jerked awake to the sound of raised voices and running feet.

“Tuerqui!” it was Tipsi’s voice. “I think something’s attacking us!”

Looking in the direction of the camp fire, I saw a confusing mass of dancing shadows. My reaction was to grab my sword and crossbow, but not the cuirass, before going to investigate. Approaching the fire, the shadows resolved themselves into figures I was able to name. Joining my companions, my gaze fell on a fallen shape which, after a minute or two, I was able to identify as a nazeman, throat skewered by a quarrel.

“Just a stray nazeman,” said Lisa-Louise. “Attracted to our fire, I expect. Dashing Daniel shot it.”

It took me some while to get back to sleep, but the remainder of the night passed uneventfully. In the morning, I felt sluggish, but – with a sense of urgency – ate a hurried breakfast of march ration biscuits[3]. The horses, received a form of beast flake[4] – which looked uncomfortably similar to our food. Perhaps an hour later we reached the edge of the forest and, dismounting, peered through the foliage at a well drained road and a huddle of cottages.

“We passed this way a couple of days ago,” Lisa-Louise said. “The place is called the Grown Man. The road leads to the marshes we need to cross – maybe half an hour distant.”

“In the meantime,” said Dashing Daniel, “if we leave the forest, we’re going to be seen. It’ll make life easy for anyone who’s trying to track us.”

A shabbily dressed woman was working the kitchen garden before one of the cottages. From our right hand side, a dozen or so horsemen were approaching – I didn’t recognise their uniforms, but they resembled those of my father’s troops. The lead rider wore rank distinctions similar to the green and yellow ones signifying a lieutenant of the Palace Victoria guard[5]. He reigned in his horse and spoke to the cottager, who ceased work to lean on her hoe.

“I think it’s time for this,” said Lisa-Louise.

Rummaging in her saddle bags, she withdrew an ornate dagger I recognised as having once belonged to Captain Grace. Making no move to unsheathe the knife, she twisted the elaborate pommel. It came away in her hand and I thought, for a moment, that it was broken. Then she withdrew a rolled up sheet of paper from the evidently hollow handle – clearly a legal document bearing what I recognised as my father’s personal seal, and Lord Higate’s.

“What is it?” Carp Eye asked.

“A warrant drawn up under the Edict for the Suppression of Terrorism. It charges one Captain Grace to take all necessary steps for the apprehension of Wilfred Addal’s killer or killers.”

“Where did she get that?” Tipsi whispered to Modesty.

“We only found it after she’d disposed of his passport and other effects. Otherwise Lisa-Louise would probably have sold it. Looks like it’s a good job she didn’t.”

“I think that Dashing Daniel is the one who looks nearest to the way Captain Grace did in life.” Lisa-Louise said more loudly, during this whispered conversation. “You up for a bit of bluff and bluster, Danny boy?”

“To be sure I am,” said Dashing Daniel. “In fact, I think I could enjoy it.”

“Right,” said Lisa-Louise, “you’re Captain Grace of the Palace Victoria guard – and we’re your sworn deputies. You left Lundin on Chillflurry the fourth on the trail of Wilfred Addal’s murderers. Yesterday, the killers attacked some travellers on the Rom Ford Road – killed two and took the corpses for food – then doubled back You get the picture?”

“Yes, I see. Let’s go.”

As we emerged from the forest, leading our horses, the guards on the road levelled at us their crossbows. Fortunately, their fingers didn’t tremble sufficiently to loose a quarrel in our direction. With an effort of will, I resisted reaching for my weapons. Dashing Daniel stepped with a very good approximation to an officer’s swagger, brandishing the warrant as he did so.

“Captain Grace of the guard,” he said, “pursuing the killers of Spymaster Addal.”

“Of course, Captain,” said the officer. “I’m Lieutenant Grey of the Barking Volunteers. We have met – just possibly you may recall.”

“Why, yes – I recognise you, now. It must have been…”

“Four years ago, more or less, Captain. Garrisoning the Great East Road, not that it did much good.”

“A sad outcome.”

“Indeed. I should have known you at once. You’ve changed, of course, haven’t we all?”

“You look older yourself, Lieutenant. These have been troubling years.”

“Yes, they have. I remember being struck by the similarity of our names – Grey and Grace.”

“Of course – but what brings you on this road?”

“Messages from the signal towers, Captain. Bad business on the Rom Ford Road yesterday. The daughter of His Majesty, Chieftain of the Clan Victoria, killed – Lord Up Minester skewered by an arrow in the shoulder.”

“Lieutenant – it seems that we’re chasing the same villains. Yesterday, our quarry attacked some travellers on the Rom Ford Road, then doubled back. They took the corpses of two women – to eat, I suppose.”

“That’ll be the princess and her slave.”

“You were talking to the cottager – did she see anything?”

“Eight armed riders passed by about half an hour ago – heading for Lay Town Zone, and probably the road across the marshes.”

“I think that’s them!” Then – to us: “Deputies! Mount up! We’re taking the road across the Lee Valley.”

“Can we help?” asked Lieutenant Grey. “It would be an honour to ride with you and your deputies, Captain.”

“It’d best be another time, I’m afraid, Lieutenant. We may be on a false trail. I’d be much obliged if you could search the woods, in case the villains are still in there.”

A quarter of an hour’s ride brought us into a smart and prosperous-looking village that must have been Lay Town Zone. The local constable, a fat man, leaned on his halberd and puffed on a pipe. Dashing Daniel brandished the warrant in his direction, at which the officer nodded affably. Just beyond his sentry box was an elaborate shrine decorated with obviously old mosaics, many of the colours still bright.

“They show scenes in the life of Alfred the hatch cook, a local demigod,” Barguin told me. “There was something about his slaying a psycho during a rain shower, but I forget the details.”

“How on earth do you know that?” I asked.

“I was born in Hammer Town, just on the other side of the marshes. When I was little, my dad brought me through this way, selling fencing twine, lamp oil and cabbages.”

A few minutes later, we left the village behind, our last sight of it the constable touching his helmet – possibly intended as a form of salute. Dense forest soon crowded upon the road on either hand, it looked to me an ideal place for an ambush. Whatever my fears, we passed through the woodland without incident, before reaching open scrubland – a prelude to the marshes. The trees receding into the distance, Lisa-Louise turned in the saddle, a satisfied smile creasing her face.

“You know,” I heard her say to Daniel, “that was smart work back there.”

“How do you mean?”

“Sending Lieutenant Grey and his men into the forest. They’ll soon confuse our hoof and footprints beyond recognition. There may be skilled trackers coming through. If anything can obliterate our trail, it’ll be those clodhopping Barking Volunteers.”

“Yeah, I have my moments. Barking Volunteers? Barking mad, more like!”

Our horses made slow progress across the marshes, their hooves sinking into several inches of mud at every step. We were bothered by flies at which the horses swished their tails and we slapped – sometimes too late, I emerged with several bites. At the most boggy point, just before the river, the ooze seemed to be almost a foot deep – but, being very soft, evidently didn’t give the horses too much trouble. Then we splashed through a shallow river and, beyond, mounted a better maintained road.

“East of the river,” Barguin explained, “they don’t much care – but on this side the constables raise a special tax to maintain the road. My father used to complain about it.”

Whether because of this tax or not, Hammer Town looked a great deal less prosperous than Lay Town Zone. Passing through her native village, Barguin looked about carefully – I wasn’t sure whether she was hoping to see friends, or anxious to avoid enemies, or perhaps both. Such villagers as we saw averted their eyes, presumably not wishing to offend a well armed party. A constable, who had been swaggering down the street, shouldered his halberd and saluted smartly when Daniel presented the warrant.

Barguin identified the next village as Doll’s Town, after which her fund of local knowledge ran dry. During the morning, we passed several more settlements – between them, by turns, our way was through woodland and pasture interspersed with occasional cultivated fields. The sun was around its zenith, and breakfast seemed a distant event, when Lisa-Louise and Daniel called a lunch break at a wayside inn. An attentive ostler immediately set to work upon our tired, hungry and mud-spattered horses.

“Why Captain Grace!” the landlord said in response to the warrant. “I’d hardly have recognised you! Now, of course, I see who you are. How long is it?”

“Years, I think,” Daniel replied, clearly disconcerted by this welcome. “Mister… err…”

“Mister? Old friends shouldn’t stand on ceremony, Captain. I’m George – George Armstrong. You can’t have forgotten…”

“Of course I haven’t forgotten, George. It’s just that, for a moment… Well, it must be years…”

“Maybe a couple of years, Captain. And they seem to have gone hard with you. Sit yourself down, and your deputies, too. There’s some travellers as would have to make shift with a mess of stew, but I have a joint of roast beef for old friends, and special guests.”

“Thank you, George. You’re the best.”

“You know, thinking about it Captain, I reckon as you’ve come at an opportune time. As you’ll remember, I was always liberal in supplying you with girls. Back when you were stationed just up the road.”

“Much appreciated, George. Always much appreciated.”

“Think nothing of it, Captain – glad to oblige such a fine officer. But, I was thinking, the things you like to do with the hussies goes pretty hard with ’em. Quietens ’em down but good, if you takes me drift.”

“I don’t think that I ever went too far…”

“No – no, of course not, Captain. It’s just that I was wondering if you could take me daughter in hand. Well – me misses said she was me daughter. I’m having me doubts.”

“I’m sorry, George, it would be a pleasure – a real pleasure – but I just don’t have time. After lunch, we need to be on our way. Villains don’t catch themselves, more’s the pity.”

“Maybe you could take her with you, do the things you enjoy for a few days – or a few weeks, if you like – and then bring the strumpet back with all the sauce knocked out of her. I’ll tell you what it’s about. A couple of days back a good customer got a bit frisky with the slut. But did she take it in good part?”

“I assume she didn’t.”

“No – she didn’t! Would you believe it? The little spitfire slapped the customer’s face. I gave her a sound thrashing, of course, and locked her in the cellar, but it hasn’t done much good – in fact, the last time I was down there, the bitch tried to scratch me.”

“And you such a good father, too, George. Shocking!”

“I don’t think we should leave her here, Captain Grace,” Lisa-Louise said. “We have some responsibilities, after all.”

“We are guardians of law and order, of course. And I like my fun,” Daniel said. “But do my deputies think we should take her with us? A show of hands, now – all those in favour?”

My hand shot up at once – I didn’t know what we could do with the girl, but leaving her in the custody of George Armstrong seemed too monstrous to be contemplated. Aware that she would present us with problems, my expectation was that only two or three of us would wish to rescue her. In that, I miscalculated for everyone except Carp Eye and Daniel signified assent – even the usually hard-headed Lisa-Louise, Modesty and Diqui. After hesitating for a minute or two, even the pollygoggers agreed, and it was unanimous.

“In that case, George,” Daniel said, “let’s have a look at the girl.”

A few minutes later the landlord reappeared with a young girl, grasping her shoulder with one hand and her hair with the other. She could have been no older than fourteen, was pale and thin, clothed in a flimsy white dress, her feet bare, hands tied with stout cord. Although George Armstrong’s grip must have been painful, she didn’t flinch, instead her eyes flashed defiance. It occurred to me that someone with such spirit might be useful on the dangerous way ahead of us.

“Sit her down, George,” Daniel said. “We’ll let her know how she stands.”

Lisa-Louise, seated on a bench, shifted up to make room for our new companion. Without trace of gentleness, the landlord thrust his charge into the vacant space. The girl, evidently poised for escape, glowered at each of us in turn. As George Armstrong smiled at her malevolently, his gaze shifted, with obvious meaning, to a stout whip hanging by the door.

“Let me see,” he said, “it’ll be ten platters of roast beef, crusty bread, garden veg, and as many mugs of strong ale. Or am I wrong?”

“Make it eleven,” said Dashing Daniel.

“For the little spitfire, too? I think you’ll regret it.”

“For her, too. We’ve hard miles to cover. She’ll need boots and a cloak, as well. That’s if you want her to survive.”

“Of course I want her to survive!” The landlord sounded shocked at the implication that he might wish otherwise. “What kind of father do you take me for? Besides, if I wanted her dead, I could have done the job easily enough myself – I just want her tamed.”

“Of course. Your concern does you credit, George. But food and drink for her, the same as for us. Boots and cloak, too.”

“I suppose you’ll be paying by tax deduction.[6]

“Tell you what George, if we’re all pleased with the food and drink, I’ll sign an invoice for two dozen deputies – no one’s to know. You’ll be quids in. And if you’ve an enemy or two you want sorted…”

“Say no more, Captain, you’re a real gentleman. As a matter of fact, there are two or three as have done me bad turns.”

“Just scribble down their names and addresses, George. It may be a few weeks till we have time to attend to them, of course. Just now, we’re on urgent business for His Majesty.”

“No hurry. But if you could make it nasty, Captain…”

“You know me, George. Nasty will be no problem at all.”

It scarcely seemed possible, but George Armstrong’s face creased into an even more hideous mask of malevolence. Wiping his hands on his apron and chuckling under his breath, he scuttled off to a back room, presumably the kitchen. The girl made as if to leap for the door, but Lisa-Louise restrained her with what was evidently a firm but gentle grip. Modesty raised a finger to her lips and winked.

“Listen,” said Lisa-Louise, “we’re going to get you a good dinner – and then get you out of here. None of us are going to hurt you. We’ll explain later. Do you understand?”

“Yes,” she said, shooting us a puzzled, but still suspicious, look.

“Good girl. What’s your name?”

“Jane.”

“Well Jane, I’m Lisa-Louise, these others are,” she pointed at the individuals as she spoke, “Daniel, Carp Eye, Modesty – well, the others will wait till later. I’ll untie your hands, Jane. Just take it easy.”

“Thank you.”

“And, if you’re thinking of making a bolt for it, that’s your business – but you’ll be well advised to wait for your lunch – and your boots and cloak.”

When Jane nodded to signify her agreement with this self-evident piece of wisdom, Lisa-Louise unknotted the cord that bound her wrists. As the rope lifted clear, angry red lines were revealed – it had been tied very tightly. Fumbling in a belt pouch, Modesty produced a small jar of salve, which she handed to the girl. Still looking suspicious, the youngster started to rub the cream into the injured area.

Two girls brought us our ale and food, noticeably avoiding Jane’s eye as they did so. The food and drink were of acceptable quality – I’d had better, and far worse. Jane ate and drank as though she had been starved for a week – which, for all I knew, she had been. As we were finishing, the landlord reappeared with a docket for the meal and care of the horses, which Daniel signed with a flourish that bore no resemblance to Captain Grace’s signature.

“Thank you Captain,” said the landlord. “On reflection, I made it out for thirty deputies and added lodging for the night, too. I trust that’s in order.”

“For you, George, it’s fine,” Daniel replied with convincing heartiness.

“And here’s a list of rascals who are due a nasty surprise. If you could make it extra nasty, I’d be obliged. Especially Jim Harrison – and that witch Juliet Cooper, too. She… well, you don’t want to know what she did.”

“Slow deaths all round?”

“Very slow would be nice, Captain.”

As he unfolded a sheet of paper, bearing half a dozen names and addresses, Daniel continued: “Don’t worry about them, George, my boy. I won’t have time for a week or two – but it will be a pleasure to give them a bit of what they deserve. Now – the girl’s boots and cloak, if you’d be so good, we must be going.”

A few minutes later, still avoiding Jane’s eye, one of the serving girls brought a woollen cloak and a pair of sturdy boots – and the youngster put them on. We rose from our seats and strode out on to the forecourt, with the arrogance to be expected from Captain Grace and his deputies. Jane, head held high, stepped with a pride that matched ours – George Armstrong, hovering by the door, was unable to meet her gaze. The ostler presented our horses, now fed, watered, refreshed, and we took to the road.

Within five minutes, our party, now eleven strong, entered the shade of the forest – feeling chilled, I unfastened my tightly rolled cloak from the saddle. The taste of the beef and ale lingered in my mouth – less pleasant now than they had seemed in the tavern. From the woodland about us birds made their varied noises – the screech of a jay, the chatter of a wood warbler, the clicking and chirping of a nuthatch. Stray sunbeams danced upon the road wherever a break in the foliage allowed them to emerge.

[1] Around this time, Ruth Ruthless did much to increase the grip of Surrey on southern Essex. Her expansionist policies brought her into increasing conflict with Surrey’s former allies, the nazemen. Subsequently, she held high office in several parts of Berenice’s expanding empire.

[2] Such cordials were widely used at this time. They contained hormones associated with pregnancy, and prevented women from conceiving.

[3] March ration biscuits – a dried food which, while not especially appetising, was nutritious, light weight and easy to carry. Armies on the march were often supplied with march ration biscuits. Travellers in lonely places also found them useful.

[4] Beast flake – see Chapter 19, note 5. In practice there may have been little difference between the horses’ beast flake and the people’s march ration biscuits.

[5] During the three or four years prior to this date, an attempt had been made to harmonise rank distinctions of field officers in the armies of Surrey’s enemies. Hence green and yellow patches signified a lieutenant in the Palace Victoria Guard, the Barking Volunteers and numerous other forces.

[6] Paying by tax deduction – amongst the enemies of Surrey at this time it was common practice for persons on official business to sign dockets for goods and services received. The dockets could then be presented to the tax gatherers in lieu of tax payments. Paying by tax deduction – as here – gave rise to many corrupt practices and, for that reason, was never adopted in Surrey.

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 44

Chapter 44

Blackened documents smoked in the grate – I wasn’t sure whether the smouldering fire was intended to heat the room, or purely a means for disposing of waste paper. True to the month name, Drizzlemoon moisture dibbled down a window that afforded a view of little but grey sky. At my toes, so many papers were scattered over the floor, it was difficult to avoid stepping on them. Running my fingers over the doorframe, gritty paint flakes worked their way under my fingernails.

“Well?” said my father irritably, looking up from the messages he was opening with a dagger. “What is it, daughter? Can’t you see that I’m busy?”

“I’m sorry,” I began, “if this is a bad time, but…”

“Fah!” he spat the syllable with sudden violence. “Wicked! Unnatural!”

“I’m sorry, if I’ve offended you, somehow, father.”

“Not you, girl, though I don’t doubt that you’ve indulged in some unnatural practices. It’s this despatch. Berenice Blackheart’s had a daughter.”

“I can’t imagine Berenice as a mother.”

“I never said that Berenice was a mother. But I did say that it was unnatural. I’d shield the eyes and ears of a real lady from such a thing. But as a whore, and a daughter of a whore, I don’t suppose there’s any harm in you knowing.”

“Father! How can you say such a thing about mother?”

“It’s no more than the truth. My grandmother really did work as a whore. Madame Villiers, they called her, when she had her own brothel. As a girl, she’d lain with Leofrith for the sake of a few coins.[1]

“I don’t see what that has to do with mother.”

“Hear me out, girl – Grandmother Villiers told me that only accidents of birth divide whores from great ladies. She said that her whoredom was less than that of many a fine lady. At the time, I didn’t know what she meant. Later, your mother showed me.”

“You said there was no harm in me knowing the contents of the despatch.”

“No, I don’t expect there is. Read the filthy thing, if you must.”

Taking the document from his hand, I read that the most powerful person in Surrey had not been pregnant but – as nearly as a woman could – fathered a child. Savants had produced a combination of the essences of two women, a substance called gynozoa – something which, I knew, had been the subject of research at the University of Pain. Now, it had passed from the realm theory to become an actual child – the daughter of Berenice and the aptly named Gina Gestate[2]. The baby had been brought to term in Gina’s belly.

The despatch covered some matters I was unable to follow about XX and XY. This led to a conclusion that was easy enough to understand, that any child conceived through gynozoa would be a girl[3]. The writer envisaged that the development might eventually lead to the disappearance of the human male. This was represented as an undesirable outcome but, in spite of my liking Bob Bosset and a few other men, made me think speed the day.

“Anyway,” my father said, as I handed the paper back to him, “I think I said that I was busy. Do you have any actual business with me, Margaret?”

“Yes, father. Your armies will soon invade Surrey.”

“You seem privy to what some would regard as a military secret – but what of it?”

“I thought that, if you are going to war, cementing an East Anglar alliance might be urgent.”

“Your marriage to Lord Up Minester?”

“Yes, father.”

“That’s a very good point, Margaret. Thank you. In view of all my urgent business, I’d overlooked the matter, but I shouldn’t have done. It would be well to send a message to Lord Up Minester today, proposing a date for the union.”

“Briday is traditional for weddings – and, unless I’m much mistaken, Lord Up Minester and his family will be sticklers for tradition.”

“His family will quite certainly be so, Margaret. East Anglar is a most old fashioned place. It’s Ruday today. Three days will obviously be insufficient for the marriage negotiations – so it can’t be this coming Briday.”

“Besides, father, I think this Briday is the thirteenth. Many view it as a day of ill-omen. It seems unlikely that East Anglar folk would regard it as a suitable day for a wedding.”

“A good point, Margaret. Briday week is the twentieth, a good enough day – but I think that Lord Up Minester’s family may require more notice than that. It would be well for the future alliance if the Viscount of Lower Stoft could be present in person.”

“I was thinking much the same myself, father.”

“Briday fortnight is the twenty-seventh – the day we intend to deploy our main infantry force. I’m sure to be too busy for your wedding – and it would look ill if I weren’t present.”

“Yes, father, you will most certainly need to be there if Lord Up Minester’s family are not to feel slighted. So how about three weeks from Briday?”

“Let me see,” he said, consulting a calendar. “That would be Cornsprout 4th. More or less a perfect day. The month is associated with fertility, whilst four represents stability.”

Leaving the old man’s office, the wedding day was fixed – in so far as anything in this world ever is, before it actually happens. Back in my rooms, Lisa-Louise expressed herself as better pleased than I’d expected – perhaps she had thought that my Surrenity might hold me back from following her instructions. For once she agreed with my father – the fourth would be a more or less perfect day. Her reasons for thinking this were not based on the date as such, but upon practicalities around my re-entry into Surrey.

Two days later, came Drizzlemoon 12th, the Great Feast of Our Lady of the Lamp. A year earlier, she had returned me to Tuerquelle and Lady Isobel, and now another return to my daughter, and to my beloved mistress, was imminent. In the circumstances, earnest prayers were in order and, naturally, I did not neglect them. It was also an occasion for rejoicing – accordingly, I invited everyone from the Solstice celebration to join me for dinner – plus the twins, Norti and Queuti.

That made fourteen at table – I’d never seen my dining room so full. By what means I never discovered, Lisa-Louise, Diqui and Barguin, between them, managed to lay their hands on three ducks, two smoked chickens and a small goose. In a feat even more impressive, Tipsi mistress-minded their transformation into an excellent meal, in spite of the cramped confines of my kitchen. The wine was marked as having come from Eric Marsh’s cellar – having certainly left that place with neither his knowledge nor consent.

Rising to my feet after dinner, I said: “It has been delight to have every one of you here for what is, to me, the most important feast of the year. Raise your glasses please to Our Lady of the Lamp.”

Everyone rose, drained their glasses and cheered. Sergeant General Bosset proposed a toast for the safety of all of us who were about to venture into Surrey. Lisa-Louise responded with good wishes for Fluff and Bob’s baby. The mother-to-be – who had restricted herself to non-alcoholic drinks – was the only one of us not to be at least a little drunk.

“Most of you will already know about it,” I said, rising to my feet again. “But I would like the few, who haven’t heard, to be aware that we are about to fake my death.”

“Are you sure it’s wise to talk about this?” Modesty asked.

“I’m not sure that it’s wise, but I think that everyone here has earned a right to know. I’d hate for Fluff or the twins to grieve for me when I’m perfectly well. And I think that we can trust the entire company. But, please, no word of this should pass beyond those who are here this evening.”

“Yes, tell them, Tuerqui,” said Lisa-Louise, “they all have a right to know.”

“On Cornsprout 4th – three weeks tomorrow – I am to marry Lord Up Minester. Once we are wed, he and I will depart for his castle, but – if our plans go smoothly – my husband will return within a few hours. He’ll say that we were ambushed and I was killed. In reality, I’ll have joined the warrior girls and be on my way to Surrey.”

At that stage, I think, it was envisaged that Tipsi would be leaving with the others on the twenty-fifth. As a final change to our plans, Lisa-Louise and Modesty agreed that she would remain with me in the palace until I was married – and leave the city after the wedding as my personal slave. That way, I’d have some assistance should last minute changes of plan prove necessary. It was clear to me that, were the feast day dinner an indication of her organisational skills, this was an excellent idea.

The palace had become a hive of activity. Once, I saw Lord Bustain, scratching the crack between his buttocks as he made his way along the passage that led to my father’s office. No doubt, he was selling horses, ponies and mules for use in the invasion. He smiled vaguely in my direction, but had probably not recognised me.

Contrary to my expectations, the invasion plans progressed smoothly, and punctually. On the twenty-fifth, Fluff, Bob and the twins joined Tipsi and me to wave goodbye to Lisa-Louise, Modesty, Diqui and Barguin. Mounted on shaggy but sturdy ponies, they rode apart from the later intake of warrior girls. Well-armed, with the protection of padded leather and light steel cuirasses, the four of them made an impressive sight – I was glad that they were on my side.

Tipsi and I watched as a battalion of my father’s finest foot soldiers departed for Teddy’s Town the following day. A few hours later, the first of the wounded men returned, disfigured by bloody gashes. In the late afternoon, the corpse of an officer was returned on a horse. Listening for any scrap of information, we gathered that, although the troops suffered heavy losses, they had secured the lock before night fell.

The bodies of two of the irregulars also returned to the palace that day, slung over their ponies’ saddles. This piece of news having spread quickly, a large crowd gathered in the stableyard. Jostling to see the faces of the slain girls, I was much relieved to find that neither of them were my friends. Tipsi squeezed my hand, tears in her eyes – our concerns had surely been identical.

We watched again as a much larger body of infantry departed on the twenty-seventh. The return traffic of the injured and dead mounted. After seeing a man dragged home on a litter – missing both legs and coughing his life blood – I preferred not to look at the spectacle. There was little doubt that we would see enough grisly sights in the weeks to come without gawping at the war’s early casualties.

Left to my own devices, I would probably not have watched the departure of the main force. My father, however, insisted that I join him – and some other persons of importance – on a balcony. Saluting in our direction, a great body of soldiers passed below, most of them on horseback. Helmets and breast plates gleamed in the morning sunshine, bright banners shifting in the breeze.

Most magnificent of all, Sir Garrafad of the Mount rode at head of the column. A mass of blue, yellow and scarlet plumes sprouted from his helmet as flowers from a pot. The general’s mustachios were heavily waxed, protruding from his upper lip like a pair of stilettos. His breastplate was adorned with an image of an eagle – his personal symbol – worked in what was almost certainly real gold.

In contrast to the immaculate troops below, a sooty-faced officer joined us on the balcony, his cuirass dented and without its shine. When he saluted, I saw that one sleeve of his tunic was ripped to reveal darkly caked dried blood. There could be no doubt that he was newly returned from the battle. Evidently not wishing the newcomer to be seen from below, my father drew him away from the parapet.

“Well, Major Gilbert?” my father asked.

“We’ve secured the wretches, your highness,” the major replied. “Cowardice in the face of the enemy is, of course, punishable by death – but what manner of execution would you prefer?”

“If I may be allowed to intervene,” said Cornelius Lock, “this war is proving very expensive. That villain Bustain, for one, has made a fortune from your poor purse. Quoting the figures would make me physically sick. Could we not recoup a few pennies by enslaving any cowards?”

“Mr Lock has a good point,” my father said. “Enslave them – but have their entire regiments witness the branding and castration. That should help stiffen the men’s resolve.”

“Cowardice,” said the gaunt man who worked as Mr Lock’s chief assistant, “is the mark of a genetic slave. Natural justice demands that the cowards’ entire families should be enslaved.”

“A point well made, and well taken,” my father said. “And it could do no harm if the troops understood that their entire families will pay the price for any cowardice.”

“Yes,” the major agreed, seemingly with some discomfort, “I would have hoped, by now, to have prisoners of war and other booty to defray the expenses. But, so far, not a single prisoner – and the plunder is hardly worth the expense of shipping back to Lundin.”

“Please don’t bother us with any more rusty iron,” Cornelius Lock remarked sourly, “If things do not improve, we may have to look at courts martial for some of the officers. We can’t expect an actual profit in the first few days of war – but there are limits.”

“Not you, of course, major,” my father said a little too hastily, “but when things go badly someone has to take responsibility.”

It was now less than a week until my marriage and, as soon as the army had departed, the household was busy with wedding preparations. The palace temple, usually a dusty place owing to my father’s lack of religion, was thoroughly cleaned and garlanded with spring flowers. Stitch slaves, now working without Modesty, sewed me a magnificent gown – white with gold thread. At least twenty members of Lord Up Minester’s family arrived including, to my surprise, the famous Viscount of Lower Stoft.

“This wedding is costing a preposterous sum,” I heard Cornelius Lock complain to my father. “That at a time when the war has best part emptied the treasury, and has yet to return any significant plunder.”

“I know,” my father replied. “But think of it as an investment. A judicious alliance with the East Anglar nobles should help to ensure victory. In defeat, there can be no profit from making war.”

“True – and yet the gold thread for her dress…”

“We don’t want the Viscount to sense that there is any financial difficulty. That could spell disaster.”

Possibly, the Viscount failed to sense any financial difficulty – but he certainly sensed matters to my father’s disadvantage. Several times each day, messengers fetched him despatches – some, at least, from the war zone. It took no great detective to tell, from his facial expressions, that little of what he read was to his liking. My father tried to put a brave face on matters, but he, too, was clearly worried by the tide of battle.

“Another set back for Sir Garrafad,” I heard the Viscount say to my father. “He’s scarcely three miles beyond Teddy’s Town and has secured no advantage at all against Pauline Poleaxe’s troops[4]. I begin to wonder at the advisability of a union between our houses.”

“A temporary set back,” my father replied, “no more than that. He’s certain to break out within the week. The gods are on our side, and the Surrey wretches are at each other’s throats.”

“You may have miscalculated there. I don’t know much about the gods – it seems to me that neither of us are truly religious men. As to the Surrey generals, some are preoccupying themselves with Surrey’s external enemies, rather than the civil war. According to my sources, Lorelei Leveller is still actively engaged on conquest in the west, and may soon take Brister itself.[5]

“But the civil war is sure to take its toll. You’ll see.”

“Perhaps so – but I sense that too many Surrey generals are hedging their bets. If they defeat your troops, or those of Westland, they will receive the gratitude of either Berenice or Nadine – whichever wins. If I were in their place, it’s the strategy I’d try to adopt. Wouldn’t you?”

“Possibly I would. But they are women – creatures, by nature, devoid of logic. And they can’t keep it up for too long. They’re sure to be dragged in – and then, if not before, we will triumph.”

“You’d better hope that it’s so. There enough lords in East Anglar who favour an alliance with Surrey, whatever we think of those women’s wickedness.”

“Ah! There you have it! Those women’s wickedness – someone has to make a stand against it. Did you hear of Berenice’s daughter?”

“Yes – and I take your point. On the other hand, we can’t blind ourselves to the way the world is going.”

“Indeed, we can’t blind ourselves to the way the world is going – that is my entire point. If we don’t stick together, our sons will have no future. Worse – there will be no sons, only daughters of dreadfulness.”

Whatever the viscount’s doubts, the wedding preparations continued. The ballroom, having grown dusty since the New Year masque, was now readied for use. Slaves prepared the floor with beeswax and linseed oil before buffing it with bunny cloths. It looked very well done but, applying bare toes to the surface, I could detect deficiencies in the work – the shortcomings would not have done for the University of Pain.

On Olday evening – aware that we would have little time for them the following day – Tipsi and I made our farewells to Fluff, Bob and the twins. All of us made an attempt at gaiety, trying not to show how sad we were to part. Sarah and her musicians stopped by for a little while – to say goodbye and play a few final tunes. On the way back to my rooms afterwards, both Tipsi and I had tears in our eyes.

Finally, Briday dawned with a cloudless sky. After breakfast, Tipsi – assisted by half a dozen slaves – dressed me in the bridal gown. A headdress in the form of a spray of satin flowers was positioned to hide my RBS mark. When they held a looking glass for my inspection, a lump formed in my throat – never before, surely, had I looked so lovely.

My father arrived to escort me to the temple. He possessed an air of magnificence in a dark red velvet robe with a heavy gold chain of office about his neck. Golden slippers with curled up toes were just visible beneath his hem. For once, he was smiling.

“Margaret,” he said, “you do me credit. Time, now, to join with your husband-to-be in the temple.”

“Thank you, father. I’m ready.”

He stepped ahead of me through the narrower passages and stair cases, but – when we came to the broad temple steps – father took his place to my left. Linking his arm with mine, we stepped into the great chapel, where perhaps two hundred guests vied for space with a wild profusion of flowers. As we entered, musicians struck up the wedding march.

Peering at the assembled company, I saw that Bob Bosset, Fluff and the twins had been allocated a notably less prestigious place than Lord Higate or the Honourable Eric Marsh. No doubt this had to do with the Sergeant General’s humble origins. The most exulted positions, closest to the shrine, were occupied by the viscount on the groom’s side, and my brother on the bride’s. Phoebe and Mary, in lacy dresses, sat behind a pillar several rows behind.

Directly in front of the shrine stood Lord Up Minester in a royal blue uniform lavishly decorated with gold braid and buttons. His high stiff collar looked as though it were choking him. He wore a sword on his left hip, which seemed to me of doubtful propriety in a sacred precinct. Under his left arm he carried an elaborate military cap crowned with a mass of crimson plumes – it reminded me of a fancy chicken.

There was a priest – a fat man in a scarlet robe – and a priestess – a scrawny woman in white. They joined hands to invoke a lengthy catalogue of gods and goddesses, most of whose names were entirely unfamiliar to me. During this recital, I could feel the assembled company growing restive, my father tapped a golden slipper impatiently. Perhaps the clerics grew aware of the hostile current, for they stopped abruptly – part way through, I thought, the polysyllabic name of an obscure deity.

“We are gathered here,” said the priest, “to join this man and this woman in marriage. It is a holy rite recalling the way in which maleness and femaleness were conjoined at the first time – to create the universe. The act of divine creation continues thus to this day. Only through the most frightful blasphemy will such union ever be disrupted.”

Glancing at my father, I saw his impatient expression at the start of this speech. His face clearly registered we all know why we’re here – just get on with it! As the priest continued into what was clearly an attack on the gynozoic reproduction developed in Surrey, the old man smiled grimly and nodded in agreement. He was not a religious man, but he liked this train of thought.

“As at the beginning, so to the end,” said the priestess.

“Who gives this woman, Princess Margaret of the Blood Victoria, into marriage?” asked the priest.

“I do,” said my father.

“And by what right do you give her?”

“By the right of parenthood. I am her father. I am Chieftain in absolute of the Blood Victoria, given governance of Lundin under the glory of the Sixth Condominium, blessed by the gods.”

“Do you, then, assign all rights concerning her to Victor, twelfth Lord of Up Minester in the Kingdom of Essex, that he may take her and use her in absolute as his own?”

“I do.”

“And may the woman, Princess Margaret of the Blood Victoria, speak to give her own consent to this union?”

“She may.”

“Do you, Princess Margaret of the Blood Victoria, daughter of the Chieftain in absolute who is given governance of Lundin under the glory of the Sixth Condominium, blessed by the gods, give your consent to this marriage?” The priestess was speaking, now. “That he may take you and use you in absolute as his own?”

“I do,” I said, trying not to choke on the words.

“Do you Victor, twelfth Lord of Up Minester in the Kingdom of Essex,” said the priest, “take as your wife Princess Margaret of the Blood Victoria, daughter of the Chieftain in absolute who is given governance of Lundin under the glory of the Sixth Condominium, blessed by the gods? Do you take her to use in absolute as your own? Do you take her as the potentiality of the first god took the potentiality of the first goddess – and as male has ever since taken female throughout the unbroken line of creation?”

“I do.”

“Have you the ring with which to bind your wife in matrimony?”

“I have,” said Lord Up Minester, slipping a gold band on to my finger.

“Then I, as priest representing every god, join you as husband and wife.”

“And I, as priestess representing every goddess, join you as wife and husband.”

Two slaves carried a bulky and obviously heavy wooden stand – placing it just to the left of the priest and priestess. Clipped to its upper surface was the marriage contract – a sheet of thick legal paper marked with elaborate calligraphy and embellished with half a dozen wax seals. A third slave placed a pen and a pot of ink next to the document. My father was the first to sign, followed by Lord Up Minester, finally I was permitted to add my signature.

To a cheer from the crowd, Lord Up Minester picked me up, seemingly as easily as he might a kitten, and carried me from the temple. For the first time, it occurred to me that my husband was physically very strong. Were we, by some mischance, to pass into married life, it would have been difficult for me resist any of his demands. He did not put me down until we had crossed the threshold of the ballroom, where the reception was to be held.

The next two or three hours were occupied with eating, drinking and dancing. Aware of how I’d arranged for the day to develop, I ate a substantial meal – but drank a great deal less than the intended impression. On my way out of Lundin, it would be wise to have a reasonably clear head. To my relief, my husband became quite inebriated – although not to the extent that he’d be unable to ride.

“Darling,” he said as it approached the time for us to leave, “a most frightful bore. It looks as if we won’t be able to go to my castle this evening.”

“Why ever not, my sweetheart?”

“Damnably embarrassing, actually, my dear. But, if you’ll save my pardon for using the word, my guard company has gone down with the squitters.”

“What does that matter, my love? I’m sure we can manage very well without them.”

“Damnably risky, I’m afraid, sugar heart. The road’s not at all safe.”

“Oh sweetheart! Don’t say that! Your castle is east of Lundin, isn’t it?”

“Yes, darling, it is – but I don’t see…”

“Well, my sweet, with the war having started, any wicked people, capable of doing us harm, will be to the west of Lundin.”

“I suppose they will, my honey pot, but all the same…”

“And you’re so strong, dearest, you picked me up like a piece of thistledown. Besides, I’m sure you could use your sword to see off any ruffians who dared molest us. More likely, they would run in terror from your sheer manliness, fouling their breeches as they went.”

“Do you really think so, my pet lamb?”

“I really do, my darling. I’m sure there’s no one manlier in all the land. Besides, it’s dreadfully bad luck to spend the wedding night in the bride’s home.”

“Yes, my love, that’s true. Wedding night spent under the bride’s own roof – she’ll wear the breeches, making him a poof[6].”

“Well, dearest, we certainly don’t want that! I’ll go and change quickly – can’t ride in my wedding gown. You go to the stableyard and have three horses saddled – for you, me and my body slave – a lady needs someone to attend her. Hurry now, sweetness!”

Without making formal farewells to anyone, I slipped from the ballroom – it suited my purposes if others thought that I’d merely gone to the toilet. In my living room, Tipsi helped me from the beautiful bridal gown. My regret over losing the dress came as a surprise – I’d expected to feel little attachment to it. Under a light weight skirt, I assumed a pair of breeches to make for easy dismounting – both Tipsi and I wrapped ourselves in white cloaks.

“Lord Up Minester’s guard went down with the shits,” I said. “That was lucky.”

“I may have given them a little help,” Tipsi replied, “with some of Doctor Grimes’ constipation cure in their punch.”

Down in the stableyard, Lord Up Minester was waiting with the horses. The absurd chicken hat was now perched on his head – it was difficult not to laugh. He clambered into the saddle with some difficulty – having, as I was already aware, consumed a great deal of alcohol – my hope was that he wouldn’t be too drunk to appreciate our performance. Tipsi and I mounted more adroitly.

It gave me some pleasure to see that Tipsi and I had been allocated smaller horses that Lord Up Minester. No doubt, his tall mount indicated an elevated status – a lord, as opposed to a woman and – lower yet – her slave. My concern was not for the privileges of rank, but for the practicalities of my return to Surrey. The shorter beasts were clearly a great deal sturdier than the one my husband rode, better suited to the long and difficult way ahead of us.

At the palace gate, my husband, rolling a little in the saddle, waved at the guards a passport made out to Lord Up Minester and party. In return, four halberdiers saluted smartly. We trotted down Bloom’s Berry Street and then left on to High Whole Bun, named – perhaps – for the bakery on the corner. A few persons and slaves, out on business, giggled as we passed – probably amused by the chicken hat.

We passed from the fashionable district about the palace into the region of rat-infested hovels that extends to the east. At last, after what seemed a rather long trot, we reached the Old Gate. Here, the guards examined the passport more carefully than had their stableyard colleagues. They saluted, but in a more perfunctory manner than the palace halberdiers.

From the Old Gate our way took us along the White Chapel Road. If there was an actual white chapel, it must have been hidden amongst the trees – for a dense forest now stretched away on either hand. From three or four places, wisps of smoke rose from the woods – either camp fires or cottages set well back from the highway. Perhaps an hour east of the city, a startled stag bolted across the increasingly muddy track.

Evidently taking the animal in flight as a sign of danger, Lord Up Minester loosened his sword in its scabbard. Possibly ten minutes afterwards, a flock of birds flapped noisily into the sky. My husband now drew his blade half way from its sheath. In spite of the ominous signs, we rode on for at least another half hour without mishap.

Then, suddenly, there was a gush of blood from my husband’s shoulder – the shaft of a crossbow quarrel protruding by three or four inches. At this, our signal, Tipsi and I thumped ourselves hard on the chest. The waxed paper cartons of blood – purchased from a blesh butcher that morning, by an orphan Bob had bribed on our behalf – burst impressively, reddening our white cloaks. As I rolled from the saddle, my right foot caught in the stirrup, and the road scraped my back for a couple of dozen yards before the beast came to a halt.

Feeling not a little dazed, I glanced back the way we had come. Tipsi was lying on her back by the roadside, blood oozing from her cloak. Lord Up Minister, by lucky chance, had remained in his saddle. He glanced wildly about – perceiving what he doubtless took for our lifeless corpses – before reigning hard, wheeling about, and galloping in the direction of the city.

Then someone released my foot from the stirrup with more haste than gentleness – peering upwards, I saw Modesty looking down at me. Wincing, for my tumble – followed by the dragging – had scraped away my skin in several places, I rose to my feet a little unsteadily. Realising that there was no time to be lost, I stripped rapidly, shivering – for, in the shadow of the trees, the afternoon was chilly. Removing the string that held the burst blood carton about my neck, and putting the breeches to one side, I wiped off as much blood as possible, using my discarded clothes as so many rags.

“Come on,” said Lisa-Louise, “there’s a stream twenty yards into the wood. You can wash there. We’ve made a fire, too. Hurry!”

After slinging the breeches over the saddle, I took the blood carton with its gore-soaked string in my left hand, and the horse’s reigns in my right. Tipsi, having done likewise, was already following Modesty into the forest. Shivering anew on entering the leafy gloom – perhaps the chill, possibly ancestral dread – I stepped behind my former slave whilst Lisa-Louise, cradling a crossbow, brought up the rear. Soon, the road was out of sight – and, with it, the scattered blood-soaked garments, the confusion of hoof and footprints in the mud, that bore mute, and it was to be hoped misleading, testimony to what had befallen.

“You’re careful to preserve your breeches,” said Lisa-Louise. “Since you’ll soon be changing into padded leather, I doubt that you’ll have much need of them.”

“I wore them to make the tumble from my horse a little easier, though you might not have guessed it. If I’d left the breeches on the road, someone would have wondered. I’m not saying that they’d have come to the correct conclusion, but…”

“No point in taking the chance. Very sensible, Tuerqui.”

After a short walk, we came to a clearing. By the promised stream, four sturdy ponies were hitched to a stunted oak. Diqui and Barguin tended a fire on to which Tipsi had just thrown her blood carton with its holding string. When I followed her example, the flames died down, but the waxed paper was soon sufficiently charred for Modesty, wielding a stick, to smash it into tiny fragments.

“Barguin has some towels,” said Lisa-Louise. “Try to wash and dress quickly, you two. There’ll be guards on our trail in maybe an hour – or two, at most. We should try to put as much distance as possible between us and them before sunset.”

The woodland brook was intensely cold but, forcing myself to splash in it, almost all of the remaining blood was carried downstream. From the forest about us sounded the noise of birds – the hakka-chakka of a magpie, the song of a blackbird, the thudding of a woodpecker. Annoyingly, there was a residue of gore under the unaccustomed wedding ring – a piece of jewellery which I tried in vain to tug from my slightly swollen finger. Lisa-Louise and Diqui were arranging on the bank our armour and swords, ready for the perilous miles before us.

[1] Leofrith was the last undisputed Chieftain of the Blood Victoria. His wife, Elisabeth, bore him several daughters, but no son. His only son was born to Madame Villiers, a courtesan. Jenna was descended from Matilda, Elisabeth’s eldest daughter, recognised by Surrey as the legitimate Chieftain. Tuerqui was descended from Madame Villiers’ son, recognised as legitimate Chieftain by Surrey’s enemies. The name of Madame Villiers’ son is not preserved – nor are those of any of his descendants other than Tuerqui, Phoebe and Mary.

[2] Berenice’s daughter, the future Empress Berenice II, was born on Drizzlemoon 3rd of that year. It seems that she was probably the first gynozoa child to be carried to term. Gina Gestate was created an elector – and then an emper – shortly after falling pregnant. At only thirteen years, she may have been the youngest emper in the history of the Surrey democracy.

[3] As an entirely female being, a gynozoa child inevitably has XX chromosomes. The male, by contrast, had XY chromosomes, missing one arm of the structure. It had been observed, as far back as the Old Time, that a male was an incomplete female.

[4] The distinguished general, Pauline Poleaxe, was involved in several conflicts with Surrey’s external enemies at this time. As well as the action against troops from Lundin, she completed the conquest of Sussex and Ampsher – both kingdoms in which there had remained pockets of resistance. She subsequently played a prominent part in Berenice’s conquests, including the Fourth Battle of Lundin.

[5] Having defeated the Westland army at the Battle of Malm’s Bury on Drizzlemoon 14th-16th, Lorelei Leveller began her march on Brister on Drizzlemoon 24th. She invested the city on Cornsprout 8th. After a siege, followed by street fighting, resistance in Brister ceased on Litnight 14th, and the Kingdom of Westland ceased to be. Lorelei Leveller went on to hold a number of high offices under Berenice I, including that of Governess of the Meadowlands.

[6] Poof often signified a man who enjoyed lying with members of his own sex. Here it is probably used with a wider meaning – a weak or unmanly man.

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