Thursday, August 23, 2007

Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 27

Chapter 27

By dawn’s early light, everything looked grey – the mist, the water, the river bank reeds, even Dashing Daniel’s hat hanging from the stumpy mast. In contrast was the joyful cacophony of a myriad unseen birds. The gunwale felt smooth under my fingers, polished – I imagined – by the passage of many feet. The hold smelt of yesterday’s sweat – the girls had been too tired to wash the night before.

Nobody else seemed to be awake. Several of the girls were snoring softly. The noise of my chain, as I moved slightly, didn’t seem to disturb them. For all of that, I tried to remain as still as possible.

For what seemed a long time, I gazed toward the other bank where a water vole had its burrow. The mist was beginning to lift and colours started to resolve themselves. The reed stalks were straw coloured, the mud a dark brown, the voles’ fur a shade somewhere in between. The hedge was a dull green, the field beyond several shades lighter.

Carp-eye Smith’s voice cut into my reverie: “Come on ladies! Rise and shine! We’ll be at journey’s end before lunch!”

Waiting for him to unlock my tether, I prayed – fingering the little goddess. It occurred to me for the first time that the pollygoggers hadn’t damaged my beautiful harness. In view of the sapphires, it was an odd omission – presumably they hadn’t recognised the gems for what they were. The circumstance seemed a good omen, perhaps a sign from the goddess that I would ultimately be delivered.

At breakfast, the bread was hard and the bitty ale entirely flat. Juicelle’s complaints were audible through the open cabin door. Like my fellow towing slaves, I ignored her – eating and drinking what was provided. Finishing the meal, I realised that Juicelle had moved on to another topic.

“…well beyond the danger zone here…” She sounded exasperated. “It’s past time you gave them back to me.”

“I don’t reckon it that way,” Carp-eye replied. “Even here we might happen on a patrol. Best you stick to slave gear.”

“I insist upon the return of my clothes.”

“An’ I insist as we leaves it until we moor in Lundin. It’ll be but a few hours now.”

“You listen here, mister – and listen good…”

The dialogue was interrupted by Dashing Daniel, approaching from downstream: “Lock keeper says as to wait. Not full tide yet. We got plenty o’ time, anyways, might as well go with the flow.”

“How long till the tide turns?” Carp-eye asked, his back turned to Juicelle.

“Hour, hour an’ a half tops.”

“Yeah, we’ll wait in that case. We don’t want our cargo looking too worn out, haulin’ against the tide. Their families are like to ask for a discount if they turns up too sweaty.”

“Yeah, right.”

“Well – first time for everything. You never know. I wouldn’t put it past Bill Esset to try an’ knock us down, anyways. Mean bugger!”

“Ain’t he just! I gotta admit you’ve a point, there, broster.”

In the background, Juicelle continued to air her grievances. Neither pollygogger responded to the complaints. Also doing my best to ignore her, I chatted to my fellow towing slaves. It was a surprise to discover that I wasn’t the only one to prefer slavery to a family reunion.

“My lot are right miserable buggers,” Minqusi said.

“They can’t be much worse than mine. And like as not, they’ll still want me to marry that bloody Bert Laurence,” Fondlibelle said. “I’d rather be back with me mistress.”

“Me, too,” said Pritti, “she was nice. You don’t realise at the time, do you? Not until some interfering dipshit of a pollygogger grabs you. She used to say to me – you were so well named, you pretty slave.”

“It’s funny you should say that because mine used to like to fondle my…”

Then, just as the conversation was taking a particularly interesting turn, Dashing Daniel started to bark orders, and we hastened to obey. I never learnt what part of her body the mistress liked to fondle, but knew which I’d have chosen. Had Fondlibelle been immediately in front or behind me on the line, I would have asked. Unfortunately, four girls hauled between us.

A quarter of an hour later, we towed the boat from the lock and were on our way. The ground was soft enough to be easy on my feet, but not so muddy as to bog me down. The boat moved more easily than on the previous day, probably because the tide assisted us to pull. The main difficulty was in preventing the vessel from drifting out into midstream, and I wondered what would happen if we let go of the towing line.

Long before noon, and making good speed, we passed the first ruinous shanties of outer Lundin. The squalid region seemed not to have changed since I’d last seen it. Rats scuttled through rubbish heaps, sometimes pursued by lean dogs. Ragged children pelted one another with filth – Carp-eye levelled a small crossbow in their direction.

“The first one to mess me boat – or the tow line slaves – is dead,” he called – his voice matter-of-fact, rather than angry.

The urchins seemed to believe him, within moments they were gone. A cart drawn by trimmed he-slaves brought a fresh load of rubbish. Circling gulls descended as its contents were tipped. Human scavengers appeared – it was impossible to tell whence they came.

As ever, a fog bank enfolded the West Minester marshes. With the gloom closing upon me, I shuddered – in spite of the company of my fellow slaves, this place was still frightening. Glancing nervously at the wraiths of swirling mist, I saw the vague outline of something bulky. It occurred to me that it might be the rock on which Jenna had initiated our first game of mistress and slave.

At last we reached the remains of the Old Time bridge at the end of Well In Ten’s Street. Carp-eye shouted that we were to stop pulling, and hold the boat steady. Checking the forward motion required considerably more effort than allowing it to continue – I dug my heels into the mud. Dashing Daniel dropped the tiller to fasten the aft line to a buoy.

A few yards downstream I could see the Pier Victoria and the end of the processional route. Captain Major Flight’s ill-fated expedition came to mind. The place where his man o’ war had been berthed was occupied by a cargo boat from which cheeses, sides of bacon and other farm produce were unloaded. Since the pier had never been for private use, presumably the food was destined for my father’s palace.

The pier guards seemed twitchy. Two or three levelled crossbows in our direction. Another scurried into the guardhouse. A couple of minutes later the captain emerged, adjusting his helmet strap – the bedragglement of the plume suggesting that it had been carelessly tossed aside.

The officer raised a megaphone to his lips. A stiff westerly breeze was rolling rain clouds in our direction – and blowing sounds, loud or soft, downstream. His unaided voice would have been lost. The amplification was barely sufficient for me to discern his words.

“Hoi!” he hailed us. “Who goes there? What’s your business?”

“Stand down, we’re friends,” Dashing Daniel replied, having secured the bow line and cupping hands to his cheeks. “Just a boat of harmless pollygoggers with a cargo of rescued maidens[1].”

“We’ll have to check.”

Five minutes later, a sergeant and a couple of guardsmen appeared. They thudded down a set of rotting steps. The structure didn’t look strong enough to withstand such violence, but it held. The decay must have been more superficial than it appeared.

Poking into every cranny of the boat, the soldiers made a thorough search. Escorting them with a set of keys, Dashing Daniel opened several lockers. Juicelle remained quiet. Evidently, the only thing they found fit to query was Carp-eye’s small crossbow.

“What’s that for?” the sergeant asked. “This is a peaceable city – an’ we intend ter keep it that way.”

One of the guards chuckled. My impression was that he didn’t consider Lundin very peaceable[2]. His superior gave him a withering glare. The laughter died almost before it had begun.

“Just for personal protection,” Carp-eye assured the sergeant. “Not for Lundin, o’ course. But only a fool would go into Surrey unarmed.”

“True, very true. I can’t fault you on that. Just mind yer keep it fer Surrey, eh? Now, at about this point, most gennelmen in your position…”

There was no need to complete the sentence. Carp-eye reached into a pouch and handed over a few coins. The sergeant weighed them judiciously in his palm and, evidently deciding that the tip[3] was insufficient, frowned. For a minute or two there was an uneasy silence.

Then Carp-eye added three or four extra coins. Again, the sergeant weighed them in his palm. This time a smile creased his features. The guards ascended the steps, their upward progress less heavy footed than had been the descent.

Dashing Daniel followed the guards. Craning my neck, I saw the soldiers turn right, towards the Pier Victoria. The pollygogger turned left into what looked to be a half-derelict warehouse. There was a sign over the door with flaking black lettering on what had once been a white or cream ground – it read Wm. Esset Head Broker and De…, the rest was entirely illegible.

The rogue was selling his cargo, albeit by private treaty rather than public auction. My anger with the pollygoggers was now joined by a burning hatred toward the head broker. At least my captors had taken the risk of seizing slaves from Surrey. When Esset re-sold slaves to their families – or whomever – his profit in crime was clearly won with little hazard.

In view of the undertaking to the sergeant, I assumed that we’d seen the last of the small crossbow. Turning my eyes from the door through which Dashing Daniel had vanished, I was surprised to see that Carp-eye was pointing the weapon at we towing line slaves. The string was drawn back, ready for use. He levelled it at no one in particular, but succeeded in threatening all.

“Well, ladies,” he said, the wind blowing the words in our direction, “we’re home an’ safe out o’ Surrey – but there’s no call for any of you to be runnin’ off to yer folks straight away. You’ll be able do that all in good time. First, there needs to be a spot o’ profit for me an’ Dashin’ Daniel – an’ maybe for Bill Esset, the head broker, too. Meanwhiles, it’d be a real shame if me crossbow went off be accident, an’ someone got hurt.”

Juicelle’s strident voice rose from the stern: “Mr Smith, I have no objection to you – or anyone else – making a fair profit, but I demand my clothes. There’s no earthly reason for withholding them a minute longer. Give them to me!”

“Well I dunno about that,” he said, turning the crossbow in her general direction. “Me an’ Dashin’ Daniel have had second thoughts about you. I don’t think you’ll need your clothes, after all.”

There followed a stream of invective which doesn’t merit the dignity of writing. Juicelle accused the pollygoggers of abominations of which they were certainly guiltless. Some were physically impossible – or, at least, I hope so. Several of the towing line slaves tried to stop their ears, Carp-eye listened impassively.

“There may be a lot of justice in what you say,” he said when Juicelle paused – possibly for breath, or to devise fresh oaths. “But we’ve got to think of our profits – you’ve paid us once, which good, I’ll grant you. On the other hand, if we take your money pouches, we’ll be paid twice, which is even better to my way of thinkin’. Best of all, maybe, would be sellin’ your carcass to Bill Esset, an’ bein’ paid three times.”

Juicelle produced a further torrent of language that Madame Scurf wouldn’t have tolerated from the mouths of her whores. She did not, however, attempt to advance on the crossbow. Carp-eye gave the impression that he would shoot, if need be. The towing line slaves sought the safety of the hold.

Following my companions into their refuge, the Pier Victoria caught my eye. The sergeant and his guards were looking our way. It occurred to me that they might intervene against Carp-eye’s possibly murderous intent. Looking more carefully, I realised that they were laughing – although the sound was lost on the breeze.

Turning my gaze back to the steps, I saw that Dashing Daniel was returning, accompanied by – a step or two behind – a fat man looking to be in his fifties, presumably the wretch, Esset. He was almost bald, such hair as he retained plastered with grease. A large gold ring pierced one ear lobe. His suit was of a violent green and yellow check, smeared with what were probably bodily secretions and flecked with ash from a cigarette[4] that dangled at his lip.

“There she is!” Dashing Daniel exclaimed, pointing to Juicelle. “Must be worth a fortune – Juliet Justice on the run from the Triumvirate, an’ disguised as a slave. How much d’you reckon they’d pay for her?”

“Maybe, maybe,” Esset said, coughing but not removing his cigarette. “All the same, tradin’ into Surrey is easier said than done. I’m not sure as ’ow I wants the trouble. In any case, ’ow am I ter know she really is what y’ say.”

“We got papers an’ everythin’. It’s all sewn up.”

“I’ll sew you – you…” Juicelle shrieked, before launching into a further series of lurid curses.

“Yeah, all right,” Esset conceded, “with language like that, I reckon she’s what you say she is.”

Dashing Daniel was approaching the foot of the steps, almost within Juliet Justice’s grasp. She leapt forward – possibly intent upon escape, possibly to attack. The pollygogger extended a hand to her neck and, a moment later, she lay crumpled at his feet. For a moment I thought that he’d strangled her, before reflecting that his hand had surely not been at her throat for sufficiently long – in any case he was unlikely to kill so valuable a prize.[5]

Taking two lengths of cord from his pocket, he moved swiftly to bind her wrists and ankles. The knots looked every bit as tight and secure as mine had been two days before. Esset took from his jacket pocket what, at first, I took to be a cigarette case. When he opened the hinged lid and removed a small object, it was obviously nothing to smoke – but I couldn’t, at first, identify it.

“Well,” Esset announced, “if she’s to be sold back into Surrey, it’d best be as a slave – you don’t sell persons. Let’s make it legal with an X double bar mark.[6]

It was then that I recognised the object in his hand as a miniature tattooing needle. When the instrument touched Juliet Justice’s thigh, she moaned softly, then, as the point sank in, awoke with a shriek. Dashing Daniel held her still, while the head broker completed his work. The job done, the two men stood back from her, while she struggled uselessly with her bonds, shouting incoherently.

“If you’ll jus’ pipe down,” Dashing Daniel said quietly when she paused for breath, “I’ll let you know where you stand.”

There was silence. Juliet Justice opened and closed her mouth noiselessly, like a fish. Dashing Daniel flexed his wrists, as though grasping an imaginary whip. We tow slaves stood in the hold and stared.

“Good, maybe you’re learning to hold your tongue – that’ll be a useful lesson,” the pollygogger said. “You asked Susan Blackwood[7] to arrange a passage to Lundin, thinking that the enemies of your enemies would be your friends. That’s if you thought at all.”

“You…”

“Ah! Hold your tongue now – I have the whip hand – literally.”

Lifting a hinged seat to port of the tiller, he withdrew a length of plaited leather. It was no torment instrument, but obviously useful enough. He ran it over her shoulders, no more than a tickling motion. Juliet shuddered.

“Did you not think of the Statute of Outlawry[8] – which makes every emper, an’ especially the Nine o’ Surrey, an outlaw in Lundin? You have no legal rights here. None at all.”

“But there is no longer a Nine – it’s been abolished. How can I be outlawed?”

“An interesting legal point.” He cracked the whip hard across her back – she screamed as though she’d never been whipped before. “But I’m not sure how you’re goin’ to test it in court. As I say, I have the whip hand.”

After he had delivered several more lashes, each harder than the one before, Juliet turned her tear-streaked face towards us. We laughed – the mockery of slaves must have delivered an added, bitter, blow. Her face screwed up like a discarded paper. Abruptly, the laughter died in my throat – she and I were victims of the same pollygoggers, sisters on two sides of one villainy.

Without a thought, I started toward the stern. Carp-eye’s crossbow levelled on me, to drop as he saw that I wasn’t attempting to jump to the bank. Daniel and Esset looked puzzled, but made no move to stop me. I took Juliet in my arms, rocking, comforting, as I would have done Tuerquelle – or, indeed, any fellow slave in distress.

Juliet wept on my breast for what seemed a long time. She felt warm and solid – like any healthy slave, or person. I wondered at the hostility I’d born her not long before. My tender, chaste, kisses fell upon her brow.

“Come on, now,” a soft voice said at last, “time for your friend to go.”

Glancing up, I saw that Carp-eye had spoken. Only he, Juliet and I remained – all of the others had gone. He was smiling – the most pleasant expression I’d seen him adopt. It seemed to me that he was glad that someone had shown some kindness to the luckless woman.

Reluctantly, I disentangled myself from the still sobbing Juliet. Carp-eye ran what was probably my tethering chain of the previous night from my left ankle to a stout ring set into the deck. As he was completing this action, his eyes focused upon me with sudden interest. Until he spoke again, I thought that his attention was fixed upon my breasts.

“Funny I hadn’t noticed before,” he said, “but them’s nice stones on yer harness.”

“Glass,” I lied, “a copper or two apiece. What do you expect – real sapphires on a slave?”

“O’ course not – don’t talk soft – an’ I can tell real from fake as well as anyone. I jus’ meant as they was nice for blue glass slave ornaments. More than a copper or two apiece, I’d say, maybe a couple o’ bob.”

“But not a fortune.”

“No – not a fortune, but you’re worth better than a fortune. You’re our ticket for a bill of absolution and a letter of marque[9]. An’ that’s why you’re to wait on the boat for now, in a bit we’ll take you to yer daddy – personal. Bill Esset’s having all the others, but he ain’t havin’ you – no way!”

Carp-eye picked Juliet from the deck as though she were a sack of turnips. He tossed her over his broad shoulder, seemingly without effort. Laden with his breathing cargo, he stepped from the boat. Juliet turned her moist eyes toward me.

“Thank you, Tuerqui,” she said. “You didn’t have to comfort me – but you did. I think you’re the first real friend I’ve ever had. I shan’t forget you.”

“Goodbye,” I replied. “I wish you a good life as a slave. It’ll maybe turn out better than you expect. All of my real friends have been made since I was enslaved.”

As I said the words, I realised that they were true. In personage, those I had considered my friends – one way or another – had turned out not to be. Jenna was the supreme example. As a slave, my ownership of nothing ensured that friendships were genuine.

By the time I framed this thought, Carp-eye was on the bottom step. Unable to think of anything further to say to Juliet, I watched in silence until she vanished through Esset’s door. When she had gone, I indulged in a few tears of my own. In spite of that token of vulnerability, a plan of revenge was rising unbidden within me – driving before it my recent gentleness.

By the time Carp-eye returned to unlock my tethering chain, the vengeance scheme was fully formed. I had seen where the pollygoggers were weakest – at my mercy. On perceiving the trap I was about to lay, they would be already enmeshed. My lips twitched into an invitation – radiant, but filled with guile.

“You were glad that I was nice to Juliet, weren’t you, Carp-eye?”

“Yeah – I was. What of it?”

“I don’t know. I suppose your being pleased showed that you had a softer side. And I wanted to say that I was sorry. Truly I am.”

“Sorry for what?”

“I’m sorry to have been such a trouble. I’ve come to my senses. Maybe it was what happened to Juliet that showed me the reality of slavery and personage. Anyway, I’m grateful – and I’d like to show you just how grateful I am.”

“Well – in that case – you can be good, an’ not kick up no trouble on the way to yer daddy’s palace.”

He unlocked my tethering chain. Stretching myself languidly, seductively, I ensured that my body was displayed to good advantage. Carp-eye looked doubtful. I pouted.

“I’ll do that, of course. But there are better ways for a girl to show her gratitude.”

My fingers brushed expertly across his flies. It was a long time since I’d practised the skills learnt at the Laughing Phallus, but they returned to me without effort. Instantly, I felt his penis stiffen. The success gave me an unexpected sense of professional pride.

“Come on,” I whispered, “we’ll be more private in the cabin.”

He hesitated for a moment, and then was lost. I knew enough to have any penis jumping through the hoop – whoredom had been the only real profession I’d ever followed. He clattered after me, down the steps into the cabin. I turned toward him, tongue rolling lasciviously over my upper lip.

His arms encircled me and our lips met. My tongue touched his. Reaching down, I teased his penis, increasing its excitement without immediate risk of ejaculation. I regarded the process in the detached manner adopted in the Laughing Phallus – easy, in spite of his member revolting me.

We sank to the floor, me on top. I unfastened his fly, reaching into his filthy undergarment. Pausing only to finger myself to ensure lubrication, I slipped his penis inside me. Moments later, he spurted.

The business had proved less unpleasant than I’d expected. Although I took no pleasure in him as such, there was an unanticipated element of arousal in contemplating my revenge – the link between sex and power, most certainly. There may even have been a slight disappointment that he’d lasted no longer, but if so, it was my fault – with my skills, he could have continued for half an hour, had I so chosen. It felt good in itself to be that much in control – our battle raging on the field of my choice.

“Come on,” I chided, “do yourself up before Daniel comes back.”

As I rose from him, his now flaccid penis slipped out. He struggled to his feet, obviously agitated by strong emotion. I fastened his fly – he was shaking too much to shift for himself. My impression was of this being his first experience of sexual congress in a long time.

“That was lovely,” he whispered. “Thank you. I never expected…”

“Oh, never mind what you expected. We’d better go back up on deck and wait for Daniel.”

Dashing Daniel was already descending the steps, an evidently heavy bag in his arms. Suspiciously, he glanced at us. With studied nonchalance, I tidied my hair, deliberately increasing his suspicion through a seeming attempt to allay it. By the time he clambered aboard, Daniel had obviously reached his conclusions.

“What were you two doing down there?” he asked – more of an accusation than a question – and with a double meaning in the last two words.

“Come on down, and I’ll show you,” I purred.

“Now wait a minute…” Carp-eye broke in, hurt showing in his eyes.

“Now now, Carp-eye,” I reproved, “there’s no call for you to be jealous. Surely, I belong to both of you until my father pays my ransom, and it wouldn’t do for a slave to favour one co-owner over the other. I’ve shown you a little of my gratitude – why shouldn’t I show a bit to Daniel? I can see he’s eager.”

The final words were spoken after running my fingers negligently over the front of Dashing Daniel’s breeches. If he hadn’t been eager before, he was now. Taking his hand, I hurried him down into the cabin before Carp-eye had collected his wits. The door closed behind us and I raised my lips to Daniel’s.

“Me ears is me sensitive part,” he whispered.

Attempting to ignore the accumulation of wax, I placed my tongue in his ear and soon had him yelping in delight. Unlacing his breeches, I discovered an unexpected texture beneath. Glancing down, I saw that – under his manly outerwear – he wore a pair of ladies’ briefs in peach coloured satin, inset with lace panels. Also visible were matching suspenders and the tops of a pair of stockings.

“What have we here?” I asked roguishly.

His only reply was to giggle like a girl. Deftly, and with a certain curiosity, I stripped away his masculine outer garments. Apart from the things I’d already observed, he also wore a camisole. Its satin and lace matched the briefs and suspender belt.

“What a pretty little girl!” I exclaimed with more heartiness than sincerity. “By, but you’re in for a rogering and a half, you little whore!”

Seizing him roughly, I slapped Daniel’s buttocks to his evident delight. In almost the same movement, I threw the pollygogger to the floor and mounted him. He ejaculated within seconds. All was going according to plan, or perhaps a little better.

Yawning, I rose from him, a late dribble of semen besmirching the glossy perfection of his briefs. Without further remark, I ascended the cabin steps to join Carp-eye. He glowered at me, but said nothing. When a fully clothed Dashing Daniel emerged, perhaps ten minutes later, the animosity between the two men was almost palpable – things were shaping up even better than my plan.

I wondered how the pollygoggers would react if they knew my purpose. With violence, almost certainly – although, even if they had to change their arrangements, I was surely too valuable a piece of cargo to be killed. Clearly, neither man suspected, and I was reminded of two happy slave children skipping into a pecker butcher’s shop. Contemplating vengeance, I could see the justice of the Surrey maxim that revenge is like glana , best eaten on a bed of ice.[10]

In silence, the pollygoggers packed their valuables – obviously loath to leave them on an unguarded boat – and each unwilling to trust them with the other man. They struggled, heavily laden, up the rotting steps. On the embankment, they fastened their bundles to a mule tethered outside Esset’s premises. I waited on the boat until the beast was fully laden, stretching myself lazily and smiling with indulgence.

When I finally ascended the precarious stairway, its planks felt spongy under my feet. The embankment was, if anything, less prepossessing than it had been seven years before. The mean huts of the poor and tumbledown warehouses were more ruinous than I recalled. The air was heavy with urine and excrement, mingled with the stench of whatever they burnt on their fires.

Carp-eye untethered the mule and we stepped forward without exchanging another word. Climbing up from the river, the streets grew increasingly familiar. We passed counting houses, brothels and the Central Slave Market on the corner of Floral and Bow Streets. Here were the respectable modest homes of the middle classes – such folk as physicians, slave market tally clerks and tutors to the children of the great. Beyond, I could already see the towers of the Palace Victoria.

The palace looked simultaneously strange and commonplace. It was almost as though I had never been away. In a sense, Princess Margaret had scarcely left. Tuerqui was another matter – I wondered what was to become of the poor dispossessed slave.

A strange elfin girl, probably in her late teens, regarded us with an enigmatic expression. Her light brown hair was cut short and stood in a series of short spikes. She was wrapped in a long dark cloak. In a blink, the apparition had gone, and I was left uncertain as to her objective reality.

The buildings on either hand were brick – the original red all but invisible under layers of soot. My toes squelched in a muddy patch where the paving stones were missing. Somewhere behind us a street vendor shouted – but too incoherently to guess what he was selling. From our right, the tempting smell of spiced stew wafted from an inexpensive eatery.

[1]Whether the pollygoggers’ cargo was – strictly speaking – of maidens is open to doubt. Clearly, Tuerqui was not a maiden. The idea of rescuing maidens in distress was traditional, and found in many fairy tales.

[2]In fact, Lundin of this era seems to have had a high crime rate, including crimes of violence. The lawlessness was not checked until the city was placed under imperial control after the Fourth Battle of Lundin. In early imperial times, a force of Protection and Enforcement Troopers dealt swiftly and efficiently with criminals.

[3]Tipping guards was an accepted practice in Lundin under the Sixth Condominium. In Surrey, it was then (as now) considered corrupt – usually punished with a whipping.

[4]Cigarette: A paper tube filled with dried weed. One end was ignited, and smoke inhaled from the other. This practice, known as smoking, was much in vogue during the Old Time, but has ever been banned in genuinely civilised communities. Lundin was the chief centre of smoking at this time and remained so until the city was placed under imperial control. Lady Jane Daventry, visiting Lundin in YD 730, described it as a great smoke hole. It has been suggested that smoking had a narcotic effect.

[5]This was probably dacking – a fighting technique that made use of pressure points. It may be significant that dacking was employed by the Order of Tiverton – Westland warriors belonging to the Mun religion. (See Chapter 26, note 3.)

[6]X double bar mark: While licensed slavers had their own slave marks, it was possible for unlicensed slavers to apply an X mark to a slave. A citizen of Surrey used a plain X mark, foreign states or important nobles used an X plus a bar, foreign individuals used an X plus a double bar. In place of a slave number, slaves under an X mark bore the date of enslavement expressed in six digits, placing the year first and the day on the month last. X mark slaves needed to be properly registered with six weeks of the date marked. There were complex regulations covering this, and – in breech of these – the unlicensed slaver could be enslaved. The practice was not very common, and curtailed entirely under the Statute of Slavery Protection. During the whole of YD 731 only twelve X mark slaves were registered, of whom the former Juliet Justice was the last, bearing the number 311027 and the name Juici. She was, indeed, the last X mark slave ever registered. Triumvirate slave records show her as being registered by WE – Lundin. In the column for the amount paid, is: to sp. a/c, presumably indicating that the purchase was covered by a special account. The transaction has not been traced in the surviving Triumvirate ledgers

[7]Susan Blackwood: sometimes called the Berenice Blackheart of crime. She was a prominent figure in organised crime towards the end of the Surrey Democracy. It is clear that her criminal activities were ignored by the authorities because she also performed services for prominent persons (as here for Juliet Justice). In fact, she never faced criminal charges – receiving a full pardon in the first regnal year of Berenice I. Subsequently, Susan Blackwood, together with some of her former criminal associates, served in the imperial secret service.

[8]The Statute of Outlawry had been enacted over two centuries before, in YD 524. It outlawed persons specified as enemies of Lundin – including, as stated, the Nine of Surrey and all Surrey empers.

[9]Bill of absolution and letter of marque: The letter of marque was a commission to seize slaves or other property, as an act of war. Under a letter of marque, lawless acts in the territories of Surrey were given the full authority of the Sixth Condominium of Lundin and associated kingdoms (including Essex and Westland). Holding such a document would have ensured that the pollygoggers could live anywhere the letter was recognised without risk of extradition for any act committed in any Surrey territory while the letter was in force. (Should peace be made, the treaty would have absolved acts committed under letters of marque.) As such, it might represent a guarantee of peaceful retirement – at least until imperial victories (with no peace treaty) rendered it worthless.

The bill of absolution was a retrospective document – indemnifying the pollygoggers for past activities in seizing Surrey slaves. Such papers covered not only taking slaves in Surrey territories, but also disposing of them in Lundin. In effect, the stolen slaves would become the pollygoggers’ rightful property – retrospectively under the bill of absolution, and in the future under the letter of marque.

[10]Glana: the most expensive of pecker cuts. It was usually thinly sliced and served chilled.

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Friday, August 17, 2007

Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 26

Chapter 26

My head ached and, subjected to a jolting motion, I felt sick. The taste and smell of vomit filled my mouth and nose. Beneath my back was a hard and deeply rutted surface – wood. The smooth waxed University floors had been damaged by slaves dragging crates of weapons, but I wouldn’t have expected them to be reduced to this state.

I recalled that Tuerquelle was safe, but wondered what had happened to Passibelle. Why hadn’t she moved me? Had she been injured? Had she been raped?

Had I been raped? Experimentally, I moved my thighs. The once familiar feeling of recent penetration was absent. Investigating with my fingers, there was no stickiness – no semen, no blood.

Shifting with insufficient caution brought vomit to my lips. I coughed and tried to spit. My mouth was dry. My tongue felt swollen.

Raising cautious fingers to my cranium, I found a lump the size of a hen’s egg. The Leather Mistress’ head had certainly connected with mine. That accounted for the throbbing pain. Touching my injury only served to make it worse.

Somebody was singing softly – a man’s voice – the sound barely discernable above what I now recognised as the creaking of an ill-maintained cart. It dawned upon me that I was no longer at the University of Pain. Where was I being taken? And who was taking me?

Forcing my eyes open, I saw a crisscross pattern of light and shadow – but could make little sense of it. Bright lozenges of sunlight were scattered through my range of vision. It was certainly full daylight – perhaps midmorning. In all likelihood, I had been on the move for several hours, and a considerable distance probably lay between me and the University.

Moving a little, I immediately regretted doing so. The action revealed a fresh set of aches and pains. My new position, however, allowed me to see a sort of trellis arched above my head. Shifting my eyes, instead of the hurting mess that was my body, I took stock of as much as possible.

One end of the trellis arch was almost filled by a person’s back, clothed in a leather jerkin dyed bright pink. Perched above the vivid garment was an emerald green broad brimmed hat, decorated with a large purple feather. Beyond the figure swayed the rear end of a piebald ox – I was in an ox cart, the trellis work a frame designed to support an awning. When the driver turned to speak, a deep voice and a stubbly chin demonstrated that he was not a woman.[1]

“Are you awake?” he asked.

“Yes… Where am I? Where are we going? Who are you?”

“Ah, me girl, you’ve fallen on your feet this time. I’m Dashin’ Daniel, the bold pollygogger, an’ you’ve been rescued. I’m takin’ you back to your daddy in Lundin town. You’re the last o’ me cargo – so as soon as we’re on the Wey we’ll be on our way.”

He laughed at his weak joke. There was nothing to make me smile. It was essential for my happiness that he take me back to the University. Only there might I join my mistress, Tuerquelle and all whom I desired.

What, at that moment, was my daughter doing? How many tears had she shed that morning? Did poor Lady Isobel know, as yet, what had happened? If so, how she must be worrying![2]

And Passibelle, the other concubines, all of my friends! I reviewed their faces. Honeyminge, Gusibelle, Spanqumi, Switi, Fuquibelle, Mussiltarte – there were so many of them. All must have suffered – and concern for me could only make matters worse.

Not only love called me back to the University, but also duty. However he had broken the laws of the Meadowlands in raiding Watt’s Ford Gap, Cap’n Gentle had registered me legally as a slave in Surrey. Since then, I had passed – by the correct procedure – to Berenice Blackheart, Madame Scurf, Sam the carter, and Lady Isobel. There could be no doubt that my mistress owned me, that I’d been sold in good faith and purchased with valid coin.

“No,” I said, “you don’t understand…”

“Oh – indeed I do understand, I’ve come for you special. You’re Tuerqui, number twelve-oh-seven under Cap’n Gentle’s mark, formerly Lady Margaret of the Blood Victoria. A fine lady like you must have suffered the torments of Heckpit[3]. Smashed a mirror seven years ago[4], I wouldn’t wonder, but I’ll soon have you back in your daddy’s palace.”

“No – I don’t want to go back! You don’t understand. I love my mistress, I love my fellow slaves, I love my daughter. You’re taking me away from everything I love!”

“Cut that out! You’ll soon be glad to be back, never you fret. You’ll be livin’ in the lap of luxury. As for me – your daddy’ll pay handsomely. Everyone’ll be happy.”

“But he won’t pay you – I’m sure he won’t.”

“An’ how come d’you reckon that?”

“If he was willing to pay for me, he’d have ransomed me from Cap’n Gentle. Berenice Blackheart can’t have paid a princess’ ransom for me. Well – can she?”

“O’ course she can’t, you silly cow! You don’t understand a thing do you? Blimey!”

“What d’you mean?”

“The Duke of Lester paid Cap’n Gentle to sell you into Surrey – and not just in coin. You don’t live the life of a canal pirate without a lord protector. Ransom you? The Cap’n might soon as well as cut his own throat.”

“But why…?”

“Politics, girl, politics – it’s always fuckin’ politics with them fancy lords. The Duke o’ Lester was sidin’ with Surrey – the Duke o’ Warrick with your daddy’s mob an’ all o’ Surrey’s enemies. Lester hoped as how, when the Cap’n seized you, your daddy would send troops into the Meadowlands – as a rescue.”

“But that wouldn’t help him, would it? I mean, if he sided with Surrey he wouldn’t want the armies of Surrey’s enemies coming his way – it doesn’t make any sense. You must have in wrong. Now, please…”

“No, my girl, I don’t have it wrong. If your daddy invades the Meadowlands, King Trevor favours Surrey an’ that means favourin’ the Duke o’ Lester. Warrick was too quick, though – invited your daddy’s guard to take part in manoeuvres on his Mill-on-the-Canes estate.”

“And that’s near Watt’s Ford Gap?”

“Girl – didn’t that there Miss Lace teach you anythin’?”

“Miss Lace?”

“Yeah – Miss Lace, your governess, as was. I know more about you than you know about the world.”

“That’s scary.”

“Yeah – well, think on it. A pollygogger lives by his wits and needs to know plenty, just to get by. You came from an easy life. I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry.” Unexpectedly, I felt a momentary but genuine pang of contrition.

“Yeah, well, whatever…Mill-on-the-Canes is near Blizzerth – an’ there’s a long canal tunnel at Blizzerth, jus’ the place for an ambush. Only Cap’n Gentle decided to go round the long way.”

“And not to Blizzerth?”

“An’ nowhere near Blizzerth, so your daddy’s guards had a long wait for nothin’. The whole business was a draw between Warrick an’ Lester, more or less. No advantage either way.”

Thus I learnt that sordid story – the scheming of Meadowlands so-called nobles around my enslavement. No advantage either way – the exercise had been pointless and contemptible. Cap’n Gentle had benefited to the extent of, perhaps, a few coins and, certainly, the assurance of protection. The thought of my resultant misery – followed by half a year’s joy – had me in tears.

“Please…” I sobbed, “take me back… back to the University… please. I… I know that you’ve had a hard life, but my mistress would pay for me – pay well. I’m sure she would.”

“I’m sure she would, too – pay me out lovely. Have me in chains she would, an’ no problem. If I was lucky I’d be enslaved. Otherwise I’d be mortalled.”

He glanced warily in my direction, perhaps sensing that I might attempt an escape. I made an effort to look resigned to my fate. It was probably not a great success. With a view to lulling his evident suspicion, I introduced a neutral topic.

“You have an ox cart.”

“Ah, you have sharper eyes than most, your ladyship,” he said with obvious sarcasm. “So I have. Only it’s not mine, just hired.”

“Why don’t you buy a cart? However humble you may once have been, pollygogging must be very profitable. Why not use slaves? They’re much cheaper than oxen.”

“To take the questions you’ve asked – and the ones you will ask – one at a time, I don’t own a cart because I mostly go by boat. I didn’t bring my boat to the University of Pain because the stream there’s too shallow. So I hired a cart at the wharf, it’s as simple as that. Hire carts is always oxen, never slaves.”

“Why?”

“Ah – silly me – I didn’t think o’ that question. Slaves is cheaper, but oxen is more sturdy – them as hires carts ain’t as careful as they would be wi’ their own. If the slaves come back best part dead, it works out more ’spensive for the owner than spendin’ a bit more money in the first place an’ gettin’… Hey!”

The last word burst from his lips as I sprang for the tailboard. His reactions were faster than mine – sluggish as I was after the blow to my head the night before. He felled me with a single hard swipe, then pressed a knee into my stomach, while reaching into his pocket for cord, before lashing my wrists to the awning support. The knots were almost tight enough to cut off the flow of blood to my hands.

“Got you – you bitch!” he shouted, hitting me again. “Thought you’d cheat us out of our ransom, did you?”

“Please… Please let me go.”

“Not fuckin’ likely!”

“Please – if you won’t let me go – will you go back and fetch Tuerquelle? I’m sure my father would pay for her.”

“Tuerquelle?”

“My daughter, Tuerquelle… She’s still at the University.”

“Forget it, it you fuck-wit mare. No way am I headin’ back – and that for at least two reasons. In the first place, when I was there last night, the staff was drunk. It was a big surprise for them when I let out the slaves an’ burnt the sheds – oh yes!”

“You bastard! The barbarian raped poor Honeyminge!”

“I dare say as how he did – an’ good luck to the fellow, I says – an honest swivin’ in a house of Surrenity. This morning all the staff will be sobered up an’ on the look out, though I dare say there’ll be a hangover – or three. Put in an appearance now, an’ I may as well chain meself to save them the trouble. An’ I’d not go back for Tuerquelle anyways, your daddy’d not give me a penny piece for her.”

“He would! He must! She’s his granddaughter.”

“Oh yeah – don’t you know that’d only make things worse? You’ve not much up top, have you? Brainless! A princess or a slave is all you’re fit for – neither calls for an ounce of sense.”

“I know you don’t have a high opinion of me, but surely…”

“Stop whinin’ – and try to think for the first time in your stupid life. Would your daddy thank me if I gave him a catter for a granddaughter? Would he buggery! He’d have her killed for sure – she’s a sight safer where she is.”

He was right. My father would never have accepted Tuerquelle as his own, and would almost certainly have ordered her death. I cried, the salty taste of tears dribbling into my mouth – there was no option, hands tightly bound, unable to brush away the moisture. The sunny morning was obscured behind dripping eyelashes.

“Shut up bawlin’, bitch! It’ll not do you a ha’porth o’ good. Me an’ Carp-eye’ll soon have you safe back in Lundin, laugh or cry.”

“C… Carp-eye?”

“Carp-eye Smith’s me partner – you’ll like him, don’t worry, everybody does… But we’re losin’ time, need to be shiftin’… An’ if you don’t quit cryin’ I’ll give you somethin’ to cry about!”

Feeling certain that I wouldn’t like Carp-eye Smith, I shuddered. The involuntary motion jerked some of the tears from my eyes, but they were soon replaced by fresh. In spite of his threat, Dashing Daniel didn’t hit me again. Perhaps I would have preferred him to add that more immediate focus to my misery.

I heard Dashing Daniel resume his seat, shouting to urge the ox into motion. The cart began to jolt and sway once more. My captor started to sing – The Surrey Pollygogger – something that Miss Lace had taught me many years before. When I’d sung it as a child, I couldn’t have believed that I would ever be a pollygogger’s victim – or imagined slaves distraught to be seized by such men. Its jolliness ill-suited the moment, but its theme was undeniably apt.

Pollygogging’s the life for me
Out on the road, roamin’ free
Oh, mercy, who would not be –
A Surrey Pollygogger!

Freein’ the slaves I make my way
Snappin’ by night, escapin’ by day
Lawks and lummee I am, I say
A Surrey Pollygogger!

Ice in the air, a snapper’s chain
I rescue a lady her face is plain
[5]
Slaves laugh to see me in the main
A Surrey Pollygogger!

My tears dried, but I felt no happier. The road continued to recede behind us. As the miles between me and all that I loved increased, so did my desolation. I was now too miserable to cry.

Eventually, we arrived at a rotting wharf where a narrow boat was moored. Oxen grazed in a small paddock and the place smelt of new-laid cow pats. A collection of tumbledown wooden sheds comprised the commercial buildings. A leafless buddleia sprouted from near the roof of the only brick structure, perhaps the home of the proprietor.[6]

A cluster of slaves waited to take the strain on the boat’s towing line. One was dressing another’s hair. Several snoozed. Three or four were deep in conversation.

An unkempt man sauntered towards us. The fellow had obviously not combed his hair that morning, and possibly not even washed his face. His grease-spotted grey suit contrasted with Dashing Daniel’s flamboyance. He was broad-shouldered, but stooped a little.

“Carp-eye!” Dashing Daniel hailed him. “I’ve got her. Had to tie her up – the crazy bitch wanted to go back. Unknot her, but go careful as you do – she might try an’ escape. She could bite, if it comes to that.”

Carp-eye Smith, evidently named for his fish-like stare, unknotted my wrists from the latticework, but left them securely bound together. Seemingly without effort, he lifted me on to his shoulder and ambled towards the boat. My attempts to struggle failed to produce a noticeable result. As he thrust me through the cabin door, I had a final glimpse of the cart, and Dashing Daniel guiding the ox into the paddock.

The cabin door slammed, blotting out the view of the wharf. A few seconds later I turned. It came as a surprise to find that I was not alone. A woman fixed me with an inscrutable stare.

My first impression was that she was a person of the highest authority. There was that about her to which I curtsied without thinking – a great lady’s bearing, a gaze under which slaves cower perforce. I could no more meet her eye than that of Berenice Blackheart. It took me several minutes to realise that, for all of her undeniable power, she was harnessed as a slave – her thigh marked and bearing the name Juicelle.

“If you’re alive,” Juicelle said after a long pause – her voice affectedly languid, “it would be polite to speak. If, on the other hand, you’re a blesh carcass, I’d advise you to stop breathing before you’re eaten.”

“I’m sorry your ladyship,” I replied, adding without thought, “I’ll fetch…”

I was going to add a whip, but silenced myself before completing the absurdity. In slave harness, she was presumably not asserting the authority to punish me. Even were I hers to command, no whip was readily to hand. The nearest one I could have located with certainty was at the University.

Fetch,” she drawled, “is a transitive verb. One may fetch an object, but one may not simply fetch. Who are you, anyway?”

Juicelle’s tone carried not the least suggestion of slavery. Her muscles gave no evidence of manual labour. She seemed to have some welts across her back, but I was certain that they were formed with a cosmetics brush – not a whip. I continued to react to her as a slave to a great lady.

“If it pleases your ladyship, I am Tuerqui – the personal property of Isobel Ironhand, chancellor of the University of Pain and now emper of Surrey.”

“I’m not sure that it does please me. I meant… Ah, I think we’re on our way.”

Outside, voices were raised. The boat lurched, then rocked gently. A violent splashing was probably nothing more than a startled water bird. Shadows rippled in the light filtered through louvered shutters.

“I do believe that the fools had moored a little aground,” Juicelle said. “Well, Tuerqui – Isobel Ironhand has obviously trained you very well.”

“Thank you, your ladyship,” I replied, genuinely pleased by the compliment.

“In any case, it’s only to be expected, I suppose. The redoubtable Isobel ought to know how to train a slave, if anyone does. As a matter of fact, she’s one of the few from Berenice’s flock to have my respect. However, you misunderstood my question.”

“I’m sorry, your ladyship.”

“Tuerqui, you sound so contrite, and have such a spankable bum, that it would be a crime to let the moment pass. I’m going to spank you. Come – over my knee, girl!”

I hastened to obey her command. Anything other was inconceivable, she radiated a degree of authority that no trained slave could defy. A hand spanking, well administered, can sting a great deal. This one left my bottom distinctly warm.

She was less than half way through my chastisement when I heard the once familiar rattle of ratchet and pawl, as a windlass was engaged with lock paddle gear. It was followed, in between the retorts of Juicelle’s hand upon my seat, by all of the other sounds of passage through a lock. Slotting into the brief quiet between slaps, Carp-eye Smith’s voice said something about Catter’s Hall Lock. Since then, the odd name has often passed through my head during the many spankings I’ve received.

“Thank you, your ladyship,” I said afterwards.

“You’re every inch the slave, Tuerqui. And I see that you respond to my authority no matter how I’m presented. It’s going to be hard for you to return to personage – and a pity – a real waste of a good slave.”

“Thank you, your ladyship. I try to be a good slave.”

“I’m sure you do, Tuerqui, but you’ve distracted me from what I was going to say, you little minx.”

“I’m sorry, your ladyship. Should I return to my place over your knee?”

“That would be more distraction, wouldn’t it?”

“Yes, your ladyship,” I said – crestfallen – and surprised at the degree of my disappointment that she did not intend to continue spanking me.

“What I meant, Tuerqui, is that most of the pollies help to pull the boat. Our hosts sell them in Lundin, buying donkeys to tow the boat back into Surrey. The beasts are sold at a profit, and then the fresh cargo takes the tow rope – a most economical system. Do you follow?”

“Yes, your ladyship. I think so, your ladyship.”

“Well then, who are you, Tuerqui, that you don’t take your place with the others? Why aren’t you put to work? Perhaps you were once a princess.”

“Yes, your ladyship, I was once a princess. My father claims the title of Chief of the Blood Victoria. Surrey folk call him a usurper, but he rules Lundin on behalf of the Sixth Condominium. All the same, I don’t think that’s why they haven’t put me on the tow line.”

“Why then?”

“The same reason that my hands are tied. Given the chance, I’d shout pollygoggers to the first guards I saw. It’s not right! They shouldn’t get away with it – I want to go home!”

“And home is the University of Pain?”

“Yes, your ladyship – of course it is. I love my mistress. I love Tuerquelle. I love them all.”

“Tuerquelle? You have a daughter? You’d better keep pretty quiet about her. If your father knows she exists, he’ll want her killed, for sure.”

Emotion welling up within me, I cried again. Thereafter, for several hours, I lay on the floor, curled into a foetal position. Sometimes I sobbed, at other times sucked my thumb, as well as the cord binding my wrists would allow. Juicelle made no move to comfort me.

It was probably past noon when, belatedly, I thought of the goddess on my harness. I was ashamed not to have prayed, and nervous lest my neglect had offended Our Lady of the Lamp. With some difficulty – defying my bound wrists to finger her image – some comfort was granted. Just as I had risen to my knees, the cabin door banged open, flooding us with dazzling sunshine.

“Ah, luncheon,” Juicelle said, obviously growing accustomed to the brightness more quickly than I could.

Blinking again, I made out the silhouette of the feather adorning Dashing Daniel’s hat. His hand was reaching towards me. Instinctively, I shrank back. In spite of Juicelle’s words, until he spoke I didn’t realise that the proffered object was a plate of food.

“Dinner is served, ladies,” he purred with mock courtesy. “There’s a mug o’ bitty ale apiece to wash it down, an’ all. My, but it’s a grand life in this here cabin. It’s munch as they pull for them on the towpath.”

“What’s this?” Juicelle’s tone conveyed mingled consternation and annoyance.

“Jus’ the same as me an’ Carp-eye has, ladyship. There’s a hunk o’ good crusty bread, a wedge o’ cheese, a handful of salad, an’ a dab o’ pickle. A feast an’ a half for you ladies.”

The beginning of this speech was almost pleasant, but there was a hint of menace even in the first few words. As he continued, Dashing Daniel grew more nakedly venomous. Ladies sounded like a term of abuse. Juicelle, I thought, was the primary object of his malice.

“Oh – very well,” Juicelle snapped, ignoring his tone. “There’s no need to go on about it. I suppose it’ll have to do.”

“I dare say as how you was hoping for a state banquet, but we don’t happen to have one aboard. Like as not, your friend would rather have a bowl of swill. We don’t have that neither.”

“All right, all right,” Juicelle continued, “I’ve already said it’ll do. Where’s the bitty ale?”

“Here you are, your ladyship,” he almost snarled, “as clear as your conscience and foaming like rabies.”

Juicelle took her tankard. Dashing Daniel placed mine on the floor. He stepped towards the cabin door, evidently about to leave us. It occurred to me that, unless I was untied, or Juicelle assisted me, drinking my bitty ale – if not eating the food –would be problematic.

“Excuse me,” I said as sweetly as possible. “Could you untie me? I don’t see how I can pick up the mug otherwise. If it comes to that, eating isn’t going to be easy.”

“I’d trust you a deal better if you sounded more hostile. Still, you’ve got a point. I’ll see what I can do.”

The cabin door slammed as he departed. My thought was that he wouldn’t untie me – and in view of that, as well as I could, tried to eat. It surprised me when he returned after a brief pause. This time he was carrying a length of chain with a snap lock at either end.

The pollygogger fixed one end of the chain to my left anklet. He took it round a solid post – the base of a short mast – and snapped the other end to my right ankle. Once he was satisfied that I was secure, he fumbled with the knots at my wrist. Cursing, he broke a nail working the cord loose.

However miserable I might be, I was also hungry and thirsty. The bread was freshly baked and thickly buttered, the cheese mild but with a sharp under taste. The salad was crisp and fresh, the pickle suitably spicy. Even the bitty ale was refreshing – neither too acrid nor too gassy.

Juicelle punctuated the meal with complaints, but I paid her no heed. Having eaten, I absorbed myself in prayer. The goddess’ forgiveness, after my tardiness, fell upon me – and with it an additional measure of comfort. Afterwards, my spirits were sufficiently revived to wish that I might take a place on the towing line – even if I had to be chained to it – rather than remain cooped up with my churlish companion.

An extra shutter fixed over the windows, presumably in response to some especial danger, kept us in dimness. There remained, however, sufficient light to see the marks on Juicelle’s thigh. Where her mug had rested, the writing was smeared. It was drawn with a cosmetic pencil, rather than a branding iron or tattooist’s needle.

I could see nothing beyond the window shutters, but heard more locks worked through the afternoon. By turns, I prayed or just squatted. Juicelle sat without speaking, not even looking at me. Thus the hours passed and, as the light crumbled away leaving us in darkness, the boat was still negotiating locks.

“Hey!” Juicelle called, breaking her long silence. “How about a lamp down here? Come on!”

“Pipe down!” Carp-eye replied. “We ain’t showin’ no lights this trip. And you’re the biggest reason why.”

When we jolted to a stop, a little later, I assumed at first that we’d reached another lock. Then a hammer clanged loudly on a mooring spike. A thudding of feet must have been the tow line slaves climbing into the hold. The last metallic blow died, quietness fell, an owl hooted, then the only sound was the gurgling river.

Carp-eye Smith brought us supper. The bread was less fresh, the salad a little soggy, the bitty ale slightly flat, otherwise it was a repetition of lunch. Inevitably, Juicelle made a series of remarks. She was certainly complaining, but I no longer paid attention.

After the meal, Carp-eye collected our mugs and plates. There was a splashing that I took for someone washing up. The first snores filtered through the bulkhead from the hold. Trying to follow the towing line girls into sleep, I lay awake for seeming hours.

I was jerked from fitful slumber by Dashing Daniel’s voice: “Wakey, wakey, one an’ all. Hup hup hup! Come on now, an’ we’ll be out o’ Surrey tonight.”

He was not, of course, addressing Juicelle and me – but the towing line slaves. I stretched my aching limbs. Breakfast was brought by Dashing Daniel. It was a second repeat of the standard meal.

“Please sir,” I said with genuine contrition, “I’m sorry about yesterday. Do you think that I could help tow the boat today?”

He stared at me with obvious disbelief. My sincerity should have been clear. I dreaded another day confined with Juicelle. As he read my features, his facial expression turned to evident surprise – and, it seemed to me, unease.

“Well,” he said after a pause, “I’m not sure as how we can be trustin’ you yet awhiles. Come the afternoon, though, we should be in country where a shout of pollygogger ought to make no odds. We’ll see then, eh?”

Morning with Juicelle passed very slowly. Lunch was more of the same. Juicelle complained vigorously. I prayed.

It seemed improbable that I would be released from the cabin that day, until Carp-eye appeared with a key in his hand. Working slowly, he unlocked the chain that held me. My immediate impulse was to run. Realising that I didn’t even know which way was home, the urge dissipated.

“OK – Lady Margaret, or Tuerqui, or whatever name you like – you can go up now, an’ help the rest of the merchandise take up the slack.”

Eagerly, I scrambled up the steps to where Dashing Daniel stood at the tiller. More gingerly, I jumped from the boat. It was not lost on me that twisting an ankle would mean the rest of the voyage in Juicelle’s company. Carp-eye jumped after, possibly afraid that I’d run away – if so, he needn’t have bothered, and not just because I didn’t know the way home.

There was, I knew, trouble enough in the Surrey heartland. Here, in what must have been the marches, escape from the pollygoggers would like as not be into the filling for a blesh and onion pie. I was determined to return to the University – but knew that, now, my father’s palace was a necessary step on the way. The goddess would surely aid me in her season, if not before.

The boat moved with surprisingly little effort – much more easily than Sam’s cart had done. It was easier, too, than my recollection of bow hauling Cap’n Gentle’s boats. There, probably, my perceptions were at fault – in those days I’d been unused to work. I recalled, years before, Sir Thomas Shrew saying, in his pompous way: Less power is required to move a body through an aqueous environment than over a dry one.[7]

We passed through only one lock during the afternoon. The pollygoggers named it Mulsie. Allowed to help with the paddle gear – the exercise was still strangely familiar even after the lapse of more than seven years. Our night’s mooring was just above a second lock.

“We’ll not pass beyond Teddy’s Town Lock,” Carp-eye remarked. “Better not to moor on the tideway.”[8]

“Have to tomorrow – won’t we?” Dashing Daniel replied.

“Yeah, but that’ll be on one of Bill Esset’s buoys. Ain’t the same, is it?”

“’Spose not. Time to dish out supper, anyways.”

However much easier than pulling a cart the work might have been, I had an excellent appetite for supper. After eating, I was relieved to join my fellow towing slaves in the hold, rather than Juicelle in the cabin. Clearly, the pollygoggers still didn’t trust me – I was the only one they bothered to tether for the night. The tethering chain clanked every time I moved, but the noise didn’t keep my eyes open for long.

Pink from the sunset glowed increasingly faint on the bases of clouds above our heads. The planking of the hold felt rough under my back. A vixen cried, and disturbed ducks quacked their outrage on the water. The spiciness of the suppertime pickle lingered on my tongue.

[1] There seems an implication that Tuerqui had, at first, supposed the driver to be woman. Probably she thought this on the basis of his attire – although in Surrey at this time well-dressed men often wore bright colours. Male carters almost certainly dressed more drably.

[2] In fact, on learning what had happened, Isobel Ironhand sought and was granted leave of absence from the Council of Empers. She returned to the University on Mistream 26th, in the process missing the passage of her Statute of Slavery Protection (on Mistream 28th YD 731). The Council of Empers continued to deliberate for several months. The most important further measure was the Ordnance of Funding for the Gynozoa Project, passed on Dankfog 29th. Isobel Ironhand seems to have been absent from most of these proceedings, in spite of the close association between the University of Pain and the Gynozoa Project. She was, however, present to vote for the abolition of the Council of Empers on Chillflurry 10th YD 732.

[3] With his reference to Heckpit, Dashing Daniel reveals that he probably followed – or had followed at one time – the Mun religion of Westland. According to the Muns, Heckpit was the abode of the wicked after death.

[4] Breaking a mirror was said to bring seven years bad luck. The belief seems to relate to the idea that mirror reflections are spirits forced to mimic the actions of the population of the non-mirror world. Breaking the mirror released the spirits who then vented their spite on whoever had released them. After seven years, they would be sucked into another mirror.

[5] These two lines are misquoted. They should read:

I see an heir, I snap his chain
I rescue a lady her fate is plain

It is unclear whether Tuerqui genuinely misheard the lyrics, or intended to poke fun at them.

[6] While the site of this wharf can not longer be identified, Tuerqui’s description of the place was sufficiently good for the Protection and Enforcement Troopers to identify it. The proprietor, William Austen, was convicted on charges of aiding and abetting the theft of slaves – and enslaved for his crimes. He received the name Exausten – evidently a pun on exhausting and ex-Austen.

[7] The words are quoted from a passage towards the end of Chapter 3.

[8] Below Teddy’s Town Lock, the Tems is tidal – above it non-tidal. Mooring in tidal waters can be problematic – the tide affecting the distance between the surface of the water and the bank.

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 25

Chapter 25

Under my feet, the once smooth hallway floor felt rough – scratched by the passage of heavy objects. Bright sunlight spilt through the high windows, all but turning the polished wooden panels into mirrors, but casting deep shadows amid the recently piled boxes. A large open packing case smelt of wood shavings. The doorbell clanged loudly and, before I had time to answer it, sounded again – even louder.

At the threshold, a messenger shifted impatiently – like a tightly coiled spring. She wore the livery of Berenice Blackheart and carried a sealed envelope. A broad belt over her right shoulder supported a sheathed sword – not an ornate weapon – but clearly one of deadly purpose. Her expression was grim and resolute.

“I am to see Lady Isobel, in person,” she said, “and at once.”

“Indeed,” I replied, my attempt at hauteur wilting under her gaze. “I’ll see whether she’s prepared to receive you. If you’d just unbuckle your sword belt…”

Pushing past me, she growled: “Out of my way, slave. I’ll keep my sword.”

Fearful for my mistress’ safety, I tried to bar the messenger’s progress. Roughly, and showing considerable strength, she thrust me to one side. It was as though I were in the grip of a nightmare – untrained as I was in martial skills, my efforts succeeded only in earning me a few bruises and some small cuts. The armed woman strode purposefully, while I scurried behind trying to raise the alarm.

“Mistress! Mistress!” I yelled, “Look out! Help!”

“Shut the fuck up,” the messenger snarled. “I’m not going to hurt your precious mistress – though I’d like to take the skin off your back.”

“Quiet, Tuerqui,” Lady Isobel said gently, her study door now open. “I’ll speak with the lady. Don’t worry, I’m sure she’s not going to harm me.”

Perhaps twenty minutes later, the armed woman departed bearing another sealed envelope. My mistress accompanied her from the study. I was much relieved to see Lady Isobel unharmed. It had been hard to believe that one who refused to surrender her sword intended no wickedness.

“Tuerqui,” my owner said levelly, “I’d like to see you after you’ve shown our visitor out.”

“Slave, it looks as if you’re in for a sound whipping,” said she with the sword. “Serve you right, too. If you were mine…”

The sentence remained unfinished, pregnant with many things she might do to me. Thinking that the messenger was probably correct about the whipping, and feeling deeply forlorn, I entered Lady Isobel’s study. It was not the prospect of pain that bothered me. Rather, I was distressed that my conduct had been sufficiently misguided to require punishment, felt unworthy of my mistress.

“Please, mistress, will you punish me?” I asked, bending my knee.

“Why should I do that, Tuerqui?” she sounded genuinely puzzled.

“For making a commotion, mistress, when the messenger came. I must have dented your prestige.”

“Nonsense, Tuerqui! You were only concerned for my safety and – in these troubled times – quite right too! I’m well pleased. I wouldn’t have you behave in any other way.”

“Thank you, mistress.”

“Now, my beloved, I wanted to explain something to you. Do you know how Surrey politics work?”

“Not exactly, mistress. It seems to involve a lot of people being tortured or killed – often both, I think.”

“Well, without going into any causes of death, when electors die, the Nine decide who will replace them. The electors choose who will be empers. The empers, in turn, make the laws and select new members of the Nine. And the Nine run Surrey – that’s how it works – that’s Democracy.”

“I think I understand, mistress, more or less, although it seems a bit complicated. It would be easier to follow if they just had one person in charge – like my father in the Palace Victoria.”

“I’m sure you’d find that politics as seen in your father’s court is a lot more complex than that. But that’s not what I was going to talk about.”

“No, mistress, of course not. Sorry, mistress, I’m a bit scatter-brained. It’s just my way. Honeyminge calls me dippy.”

“And I love you for it. But – back to the point – some time ago, Berenice wanted me to become an elector and, indeed, an emper. I spoke to you about it – I expect that you remember, no matter how scatter-brained you are.”

“How could I forget, mistress? But that was a long time ago, and nothing happened, and I hoped…”

“You hoped that the idea had been forgotten, didn’t you, Tuerqui?”

“Yes, mistress.”

“For a while, it looked as though it would come to nothing. [1] You see, the Nine were split into two parties – Berenice Blackheart’s with three members, and Felicity Firewhip’s with six. Since I was one of Berenice’s candidates…”

“The six voted against you, mistress?”

“Not exactly, my love. Four voted against me, but the other two – Penelope Peace and Juliet Justice – wanted a compromise. Alas, that was never agreed.[2]

“Until now, mistress?”

“Well, Berenice and Felicity are unlikely ever to agree, but there has been a change. A lot of the empers have died[3], and now there are only thirty-eight of them left – too few to pass any laws. There should be eighty-one, and at least forty-one have to vote in favour for any measure to become law. Something has to be done – do you understand, Tuerqui?”

“I think so, mistress.”

“In the circumstances, Penelope Peace and Juliet Justice have said that they’ll support Felicity Firewhip’s candidates.[4]

“So you haven’t… mistress?”

“Not so fast, Tuerqui. Two of Felicity Firewhip’s party – Tabitha Terror and Clarence Clunt – were skulking in Doorman’s Land Castle when it fell in yesterday’s fighting. Berenice has put pressure[5] on those two plotters[6] – and they’ve now agreed to Berenice’s candidates.”

“So you’re elected, mistress?”

“Not quite yet, Tuerqui – but today’s message asked me to join a meeting in Rye Gate to appoint the new electors – and afterwards the empers. I said that I’d go. I have to be there on Mistream the third.”

“So that’s what you wanted to tell me, mistress?”

“Yes, Tuerqui. I’m not sure how long I’ll be – weeks, probably – could even be months. It can’t be helped. I wanted to tell you first because, of all the persons and slaves in the world, I love you best.”

“Thank you, mistress. I love you, too.”

“I know you do, Tuerqui.”

“Mistress – if I may presume…”

“Yes, Tuerqui?”

“You’ll need slaves to serve you, mistress, while you’re away. Perhaps Tuerquelle and I…”

“I’d love to take you with me – but it wouldn’t be a good idea. There are bound to be exchanges of gifts – few persons will leave with the slaves they brought. I’m too likely to lose you both. I couldn’t bear that.”

“No, mistress, it would be horrible.”

“It’s not easy being a person – but you must know that, having tried it. In some ways, I could wish for the carefree life of a slave again. But it can’t be. I have my duty, just as much as you have yours.”

“I know, mistress. I understand. A person is often less free than a slave.”

“Quite. I must go, become an elector, then an emper. I must speak, vote, and do as I’m told. I wish it was all over.”

“Please, mistress – may I ask a question?”

“Of course you may, Tuerqui.”

“What name will you take, mistress?”

“Name?”

“Yes, mistress, your name. When persons are made electors of Surrey, they take new names, don’t they? Like Jenna Javelin, Berenice Blackheart and all the others.”

“You’re right, Tuerqui. I hadn’t thought about it. Isobel… it’ll have to be something beginning with I… Nothing comes to mind. Any ideas?”

“Yes, mistress – I deserve to be whipped for suggesting an elector’s name – but I’d like you to call yourself Isobel Ironhand. Tuerquelle’s father was Lewis Ironhand – but, if I could choose her father, I’d choose you, mistress – although, obviously, you couldn’t be. I think that calling yourself Ironhand might make you seem more like Tuerquelle’s other parent. There – I’ve said it – would you please punish me, mistress, for my insolence?”

“I did ask if you had any ideas.”

“Yes, mistress.”

“You look disappointed, Tuerqui.”

“Not exactly, mistress, but…”

“Perhaps a spanking at bedtime – strictly erotic, mind. Right now, I don’t have time for something that might develop into… Well, you know…”

“Thank you, mistress.”

“One other thing, Tuerqui – be on your guard while I’m gone. Law and order is breaking down. Villainy of all kinds is on the increase. There are snappers[7] of every sort – black-traders, yard-wallers, peckerdillos and pollygoggers.”

“I’ll try to be careful, mistress.”

“Good girl – I’m sure you will. While I’m gone, Veronica Melchet will be in charge here.”

“Not Pearl Bowman, mistress?”

“No. There’s sure to be a war, now. Pearl Bowman is to serve as executive officer to the University Volunteers.”

“I’ve seen her in armour, mistress. I’m sure she’ll acquit herself well[8].”

“I expect so. I’ll leave orders with Veronica Melchet that you and Tuerquelle are to continue your normal duties. Passibelle is to share your bed. You love her, don’t you?”

“Yes, mistress, I do. It doesn’t lessen my love for you, though, mistress. You are the very heart of my being!”

“And I love you, Tuerqui. I’m sorry to go – but what must be, must be.”

The next few days passed very quickly. I helped to pack Lady Isobel’s gowns – folding each carefully and placing tissue paper between them. Ominously, her luggage contained a few small, easily concealable, weapons. Also included was my pillow book, and one or two others.

From a window, I saw her carriage being readied. The silverwork was removed, the wood and wicker repainted, and the metal replaced – shinier than before. Oil was applied to every moving part. Indoors, the team of beautiful blondes received long hours of grooming.

On the final night, all four of the concubines – Passibelle, Honeyminge, Gusibelle and I – made love with Lady Isobel. Our mistress responded to each of us, surely giving at least as much pleasure as she received. The delight, however, could not remain untinged with sadness. It was impossible to forget our impending separation, and my mind was too often elsewhere.

“Your thoughts are scattered from Surrey Port to Cullesdon,” Lady Isobel complained, but her voice was filled with affection, and no trace of anger.

In the morning, there were tearful farewells. Every one of Lady Isobel’s personal slaves cried – we all loved her. I think that our mistress wept, too. Watching her carriage from a high window, it was difficult to tell when it passed from sight – my eyes were heavily filmed with tears.

When I joined Tuerquelle in her polishing, she seemed very subdued. I tried to tell her a story, but lost track of it part way through. She didn’t protest when the tale ended abruptly. We worked on in silence.

Our lunch was quiet, too – each face about the table red-eyed. Switi attempted a humorous anecdote. Like the story I’d started to tell Tuerquelle, it never reached its conclusion. Supper was a little less subdued – but only a little less.

In the evening Passibelle and I were provided for one another’s pleasure, as our mistress had promised. Before retiring, we prayed together. Later, we cried in one another’s arms. I found some comfort in her – and hope that she found comfort in me.

The University term had clearly finished. Staff and students could be seen throughout the day, drilling or practicing with arms. Eileen Tucker, the ensign – formerly amongst the younger lecturers – carried one of Berenice Blackheart’s double headed eagle standards. It bore blue ribbons picked out in silver, echoing Lady Isobel’s livery.

Veronica Melchet was clearly more busy than ever, and relied upon the domestic slaves working with little or no supervision. I am proud to report that we were all too loyal, trained too well, for us to work with reduced energy. Allowing the polished surfaces to gleam less brightly would have been a betrayal. Perhaps we felt, too, that should we grasp Lady Isobel’s authority less tightly, madness might engulf us, as it had Effilia’s slaves – and those of the Old Time.

With our mistress involved in Surrey politics, we took a personal interest in events beyond the University grounds, seizing and sharing every scrap of news we could overhear. Between us, we managed to assemble a fairly complete picture of what was happening. On Mistream 4th, Lady Isobel became Isobel Ironhand, elector of Surrey. Two days later, she was elected as an emper.

It was on Mistream 10th that the empers, assembled in Rye Gate, passed their first law. It abolished both the Nine and the electorate, vesting the powers of both in a triumvirate of Berenice Blackheart, Nadine Next and Sylvia Sneak. It was also to have swept away the council of empers. That it didn’t was the result of Isobel Ironhand’s oratory.

The empers agreed to remain sufficiently long to consider a Statute of Slavery Protection which our mistress had already drafted. I recalled what she had told me, back in Drizzlemoon, concerning the slaves of the Old Time. It was noble work. She would save the world.

Spanqumi managed to find a copy of the speech that swayed the empers – a sign, I suppose, that some skill as a spy remained. Amid silence born of love, I read the words to the slaves assembled at suppertime. My reading brought tears to their eyes – the closest any of us had come, in a full week, to hearing our beloved mistress’ voice. The utterance will remain with me, I feel sure, even in the world to come.

You who number yourselves the final empers that Surrey shall ever know – will your daughters count themselves fortunate not to have witnessed a shameful decision? Will you leave, as your only memorial, that you voted yourselves out of being? Shall your daughters curse your inaction, perishing as unregulated slavery rises to engulf them? Or shall your daughters name you as the greatest whom Surrey ever knew?[9]

Thereafter, our attention was divided between two important strands of news. One was of the deliberations in Rye Gate as the empers debated and modified our mistress’ draft legislation. The other was of impending war. The members of the Nine excluded from the Triumvirate refused to accept their new stations, instead readying their troops for battle.

After a grey dawn, and three overcast hours, Mistream 12th was bright by midmorning. The sun glinted on the University Volunteers’ weapons as they marched to war. It glinted, too, on the standard Eileen Tucker carried with obvious pride. They chanted as they marched.

We’re college girls, our flag’s unfurled
Fight, girls, fight!
We’ll do or die, for Lady I
Fight, girls, fight!
Penelope Peace, we’ll stop your lease
Fight, girls, fight!
Juliet Just, your world is bust
Fight, girls, fight!
Daphne D, you’d better flee
Fight, girls, fight!
Felicity Fire, your fate is dire
Fight, girls, fight!
Let rebels fear, for we draw near
Fight, girls, fight!

The chant measured their pace and doubtless strengthened their resolve. Without doubt, they would fight. I wondered how many of them would return. They were bound for a place of pain, bloodshed and death.

“I’m worried,” Passibelle confided that afternoon.

“For our mistress? Or the brave girls we saw this morning?”

“Yes, I’m concerned about Lady Isobel, of course – we all are – and the girls at arms, as well, if comes to that. But that’s not what I meant. The students may be brave, but they haven’t done much work this term. There are sheds of untrained slaves and not many to guard them.”

“And the barbarian, Passibelle – the barbarian!” The thought occurred to me for the first time. “It hardly bears thinking of.”

“It doesn’t, Tuerqui. Let’s just hope…”

With most of the staff and students gone, the house grew no more quiet. Veronica Melchet, more harassed than ever, presided over a relay station in Berenice Blackheart’s communication system. Messages were copied and those who brought them departed with fresh bundles of documents. As the pressure of work grew, even literate slaves were enlisted as clerks.

Although she usually had no part in disciplinary matters, Veronica Melchet used a cane to emphasise the need for accurate transcription. Generally, those she chastised were the students who had not joined the University Volunteers. Most of these were boys whose sex, according the ideas of Surrey, unfitted them for war. However unpracticed she might be, Miss Melchet clearly knew how to hurt – delinquents were soon cowed.

Many of the messages were beyond my understanding, but I was careful to copy each word correctly and neatly[10]. Most despatches seemed to concern military deployments – something that was scarcely surprising. Those concerning the University Volunteers might have interested me more had I followed the meaning more clearly. One, however, was of great personal interest – beginning Lady Isobel is safe – it concerned a danger of which I’d been unaware.

The message said that Felicity Firewhips’s artillery had rained boulders on Rye Gate Citadel, where the empers were still considering my mistress’ slavery proposals. The council had adjourned in disorder, and several had been killed. Fortunately, two companies of Nadine Next’s troops had arrived soon after and destroyed Felicity’s batteries – Lady Isobel had escaped unharmed. More than a quorum of empers had survived to return to their deliberations.

Tuerquelle was obviously much impressed to discover that I could read and write. “Can you, mummy?” she asked. “Really?”

“Yes, sweetheart, really I can. Would you like me to teach you the letters?”

“No, mummy.” She shook her head emphatically. “I wouldn’t. It’s a person’s place to read and write.”

Tuerquelle’s attitude seemed contradictory. She thought it wrong for slaves to be literate, but considered me a better slave for having the art. She certainly had a great reverence for the written word. I couldn’t follow her reasoning, but it clearly made sense to her.

I wasn’t required for transcription on the 16th – a day of joyous news. While the persons celebrated, they communicated little of significance to we slaves. My impatience mounted, unable to make sense of the snatches of conversation I overheard. Frustration brought tears to my eyes when, at the next mealtime, it was clear that none of the slaves knew more than I did.

In the evening, both Tuerquelle and I served as waitresses at a great feast for every person of the house or University. Much wine was opened, and drunkenness descended upon such of the company who were not already pie-eyed. Jokes were exchanged – some of which I considered unsuitable for Tuerquelle’s ears. Piecing together fragments of conversation, I finally learnt what had happened.

Part of my puzzlement stemmed from there being several strands of good news. One of them concerned Isobel Ironhand. She and the other empers had been removed to Woodmansterne Keep, hard by Ruffet Wood. That part of Surrey was not only secure, but formed the heart of Berenice’s power, and no further mishap was anticipated.

There had also been a victory. That morning, the Triumvirate armies had met the rebels on Woking Field. The University Volunteers had been in the thick of battle and over thirty were feared dead. I was saddened to think of those poor girls, their young lives pregnant with promise, wasted on the field of blood.

Fully half of the rebel armies were no more. Juliet Justice’s fate was uncertain, but her forces were defeated. Daphne Deicide’s troops had fared no better. The arch-blasphemer was slain – her head displayed on a spike.[11]

Penelope Peace had agreed an honourable surrender, her troops now at the disposal of the Triumvirate.[12] Felicity Firewhip and her army had retired in disorder on the Gullford Road. Her warriors were expected to regroup[13], but none of the persons doubted her swift defeat. The end of the war was in prospect.

A further cause for rejoicing was that Queen Eliza of Kent, the most powerful of Surrey’s vassals, had pledged absolute fealty to the Triumvirate. The persons agreed that hers were the only regiments that might, realistically, have tipped the balance of war. Her soldiers had seen as much fighting as any army in recent years, and were skilled in the art of slaughter. Like the legions of Surrey, it was a force of warrior girls.

There was some talk about the timing of Queen Eliza’s pledge. Nobody was sure whether she had made this decision before or after learning of the victory on Woking Field. If the former, it was the consensus of opinion that she had shown an uncharacteristic lack of caution.[14] If the latter, news had reached her very rapidly given that semaphore towers did not carry military information for fear of signals being read by the enemy[15].

Naturally, I rejoiced – above all – to know that my mistress was safe, at least for now. There was gladness, too, in peace seeming so close, and in an end being put to Daphne Deicide’s blasphemies. That night, I gave my thanks for everything to the goddess. Deeds of war did not, of course, lie within her province – but they impinged too closely upon love for her to ignore them entirely.

After the Battle of Woking Field, the number of messengers was much reduced. No news of our mistress arrived for a full week, and I became increasingly uneasy on her account. Every night, I prayed for Lady Isobel’s safety. Curiously, I had little thought for my own.

At lunchtime on Mistream 23rd, Veronica Melchet read a message from Lady Isobel to the assembled slaves. “To my beloved and loyal slaves, I am delighted to tell you that the Statute of Slavery Protection has been agreed in principle. There is no reason why I should not be back within the week. I love you all!

Every one of us cheered – gladdened at the prospect of our mistress’ return. We all loved Lady Isobel – but our fretting over her absence was more complex than that. Veronica Melchet treated us fairly, and was firm when necessary, but she didn’t possess us as slaves need to be possessed. Perhaps the spirit of personage didn’t burn quite brightly enough within her.

In spite of my pleasure at the anticipated return to normality, I was conscious of a foreboding for which I was unable to account. That night, Passibelle found it difficult to comfort me. My sleep was troubled with ominous dreams which, on waking, I could not recall. All that remained in the morning light was an ill-defined sense of menace.

Mistream 24th dawned red – a storm approaching from the west. The weather seemed in sympathy with my mood. I tried attribute my forebodings to the heavy sky, but didn’t believe it. My presentiment of evil, that day, was as strong as that of release on Drizzlemoon 12th.

The storm had still not broken when, in the afternoon, more good news arrived. Felicity Firewhip was dead, her army defeated at Hazel Meer. Some rebel soldiers had been killed, a few escaped, most were prisoners waiting to learn whether they were to be pardoned or enslaved. The war was over – it remained to restore the peace.

The University Volunteers had fought so fiercely that they had captured three enemy standards, but no more of their number had been killed. Some had been injured, but were trusted to recover. Those in need of medical care were on their way back to the University. The bulk of the girls remained to help guard the many prisoners, but expected to return within the week.

All was set for the restoration of everything that I loved, yet my unease increased. I continued an unconvincing attempt to blame the impending storm, which now seemed about to break. Candles burning before their proper hour failed to illuminate an inner darkness. Something was wrong – I was sure of it.

The persons of the University gathered in the banqueting hall. Joints of meat were roasted and casks of wine broached. Drunken figures staggered, slopping dark red liquid from pint mugs. It was the previous autumn’s elderberry, a powerful brew normally sipped from tiny glasses.

The likeness of midnight had fallen hours before its time, as the first thunder exploded. The western sky grew bright for a few seconds before returning to blackness. There was a second peal of thunder, even louder than the first. Heavy rain drops rattled against the windows.

Slaves scurried, trying to ensure that every casement was fast against the storm. The revellers in the banqueting hall were growing more raucous. I suspected that even some of the slaves were a bit tipsy. Only just in time, I banged a window shut, ensuring that a valuable tapestry wasn’t soaked.

“I’m worried,” Passibelle told me.

“About our mistress?”

“No – it’s about the untrained slaves. I know I’ve worried and bent your ear about them before. And nothing came of it – then. You probably think I’m obsessed with the creatures.”

“No, Passibelle, I don’t think that. But why…?”

“All the persons are drunk – who’s guarding the slave sheds? What about the barbarian?”

“I’m sure someone must be…”

My words were drowned in more thunder. Outside, brightness flared – within the house was a tumult of running and shouting. Light flickered wildly – fire not lightning. A building, possibly several, on the other side of the campus had ignited, and flames licked the sky.

I cowered anxiously in an alcove. The burning building was very likely one of the slave sheds. Perhaps all of them were in flames. The untrained and untrimmed he-slaves were probably on the loose.

Passibelle’s fears had been vindicated. Passibelle – I couldn’t recall her having left my side, but she was certainly gone. Terror rose in my throat, tasting of blood. What had happened to her?

After allowing Passibelle only a moment’s anxiety, I remembered Tuerquelle. I hadn’t seen her since the storm had broken. If there was peril, I had to ensure my daughter’s safety. In another minute, panic-stricken, I was running, shouting, along the passageway.

“Tuerquelle! Tuerquelle!” I screamed. “Tuerquelle!”

Someone seized me from behind, and my attempts to struggle served only to catch me more securely. There was a voice – I was approaching hysteria, and the words sounded indistinctly. Wriggling furiously, arms were still clamped tightly about my waist. Making a great effort to listen, I finally caught some words.

“…down, calm down, Tuerqui, Tuerquelle’s all right…” It was Passibelle’s voice. “She’s in the banqueting hall – armed persons will guard her – but we can’t get there – not yet. Calm down, Tuerqui, Tuerquelle’s not hurt, she’s…”

“All right, Passibelle… I think I’m all right now… More or less…”

“Thank the goddess! Come on, Tuerqui, we’re got to hide. The untrained slaves have broken out – set fire to their sheds – on the rampage – a couple of nasty ones are between us and the banqueting hall. The barbarian’s raped poor Honeyminge.”

“Passibelle – that’s…”

My sentence was cut short by the sound of breaking glass. For a moment, I thought that a dangerous slave was leaping through the window, but it was only a rock. What followed seemed to happen in slow motion. It was as though I should be able to step calmly out of the peril, but my feet were effectively rooted to the spot.

The rock struck a bronze image of the Leather Mistress, producing a note like a muffled gong. Her neck fractured, the head spinning upwards. What goes up must come down – and I was directly in the path of descent. Passibelle – evidently seeing my danger – shoved me, but too late – the world went black.

[1] The following account of events, while containing nothing actually false, is often extremely disingenuous. Clearly, it follows Berenice Blackheart’s official line. Here, matters were too sensitive for slave satire (see Chapter 9, note 9).

[2] Following the division of the Nine into two parties in Iceflake YD 731, fighting broke out in Drizzlemoon. In addition to clashes between troops, there were many assassinations of electors and empers. Berenice Blackheart and Felicity Firewhip drew up rival lists of candidates for the vacant positions. Penelope Peace and Juliet Justice refused to accept either list – perceiving that doing so would plunge Surrey into full scale civil war. Their attempts at compromise, however, came to nothing.

[3] This refers to the night of the axe. On Thunderhead 20th, in the course of a single evening, 137 electors and 26 empers were murdered by agents of Berenice Blackheart and Nadine Next.

[4] Penelope Peace and Juliet Justice agreed to this on Thunderhead 22nd, but it was too late. Tabitha Terror and Clarence Clunt had been besieged in Doorman’s Land Castle on the 21st and were thus unable to attend meetings to vote on matters of state. Attempts, during Swellbelly, to relieve the siege met with failure. On Swellbelly 24th, Doorman’s Land Castle fell, placing Tabitha Terror and Clarence Clunt in the hands of their enemies.

[5] Tabitha Terror and Clarence Clunt were taken in chains from Doorman’s Land Castle to Rye Gate Citadel. There, pressure was placed upon them in the form of torture until they agreed to support Berenice Blackheart’s list of candidates.

[6] Referring to the unfortunate Tabitha Terror and Clarence Clunt as those two plotters seems grotesque. Apart from Sylvia Sneak (a puppet of Berenice Blackheart and Nadine Next) they were the two weakest members of the Nine. Tabitha Terror’s career was marked by repeated manipulation by more astute politicians, most notably Felicity Firewhip. Clarence Clunt was the token man in the Nine and, as such, usually marginalised, and certainly the member with least influence. Both were enslaved shortly after the empers voted to abolish the Nine in favour of the Triumvirate – Tabitha being renamed Titte and Clarence Shitte.

[7] A snapper was a criminal who stole slaves (perhaps so-called because they snapped the bond between mistress and slave). Here, Lady Isobel distinguishes between four kinds of snapper. Black-traders specialised in reselling working slaves (the name comes from the idea of a black, or hidden, economy). Yard-wallers stole slaves for their own use (the name stemming from the idea of them reaching over their yard walls to steal their neighbours’ slaves). Peckerdillos specialised in slaves to be slaughtered for meat (from the word pecker – although the slaves they stole would normally be blesh). Pollygoggers stole slaves, who had formerly been rich or prominent as persons – to sell to their families, friends or enemies. (The name derives from polly – see chapter 11, note 1 and goggle meaning to look. A pollygogger was thus one who looked for pollies.) The pollygoggers’ business was often accomplished through an intermediary known as a head broker. Rich or prominent people would approach head brokers to secure the release of enslaved persons.

[8] Tuerqui seems to have imagined that Pearl Bowman would take part in the actual fighting. In reality, as executive officer, her role would have been purely administrative. Lady Isobel’s non-committal response reflects this. An executive officer wearing armour was clearly an affectation.

[9] This is the beginning of Isobel Ironhand’s speech. It is unclear whether Tuerqui read (or even had a copy of) the entire speech – or just this opening paragraph.

[10] In fact, Tuerqui’s handwriting was far from neat – a matter that has caused the present editor no little difficulty.

[11] Tuerqui’s account of the battle is correct, as far as it goes. Felicity Firewhip’s army held the centre, with Juliet Justice’s on the right flank and Daphne Deicide’s on the left. Penelope Peace wisely held her force in reserve. Perceiving that that the flanks were considerably weaker than the centre, the Triumvirate made a two pronged attack against Juliet Justice and Daphne Deicide. Both flanks crumbled, and Felicity Firewhip’s troops – as Tuerqui says – retired in disorder.

[12] Penelope Peace, realising that Triumvirate victory was now inevitable, entered surrender negotiations. Bargaining from a position of strength, she retained her army, but pledged it to the Triumvirate. Her soldiers fought Felicity Firewhip’s troops at Hazel Meer, something commemorated in a popular song:

When General Peace broke out
There was war and order
Felicity gave a mighty shout
When Penny Peace floored ’er!

She subsequently served as one of Berenice’s commanders, and was amongst the Surrey generals at the Fourth Battle of Lundin.

[13] Felicity Firewhip regrouped near Hind Head, in the midst of her power base. Her army was defeated and, and she killed, at the Battle of Hazel Meer on Mistream 24th.

[14] Queen Eliza had made separate agreements with Berenice Blackheart and Felicity Firewhip that she would not commit troops to the conflict. Both undertakings were secret.

[15] While the semaphore towers would certainly not have been used to convey military secrets, the victory at Woking Field would not (as Tuerqui seems to have imagined) have been regarded as secret. In fact, Berenice Blackheart ordered that the news be disseminated as quickly and as widely as possible using (amongst other forms of communication) the signal towers.

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Friday, August 03, 2007

Of Bondlings and Blesh Chapter 24

Chapter 24

The white satin sheets slipped softly as I shifted slightly. They smelt of my mistress’ light floral perfume, and of the love we had made. An owl hooted from beyond the dark blue curtains, threaded with silver. My mouth was filled with the waxy taste of the scarlet lipstick spent by our passion.

Lady Isobel’s arms were wrapped about me, and what remained of my concubine’s dress. Neither of us slept, nor did we speak. I was too full for words. She possessed me fully – body and soul.

In what seemed the blinking of an eye, the room was filled with dim light. I had slept – and Lady Isobel was still fast asleep. Sliding from the sheets, I went to the window and drew back the heavy curtains. As brightness flooded into the room, my mistress, stirred.

“What time is it?” she asked.

“I don’t know, mistress, I’ll find out.”

Sand was trickling through a glass, but I had taken no heed of it the night before – my mind had been on other things. Without a basis for comparison, the lines etched into its surface meant nothing to me. Hurrying from the bedroom, I met Passibelle and Honeyminge, each with an arm about the other. Their concubine dresses were in need of a little attention, but not shredded as mine was – both slaves eyed me with interest.

“You seem to have had an active night,” said Honeyminge.

“Our mistress…” I began.

“Yes – isn’t she? We both know well enough – don’t we, Passibelle?”

Passibelle had already disengaged from her companion and was hugging me close. Our lips met. Her hand slid down to my bottom. The chaste kiss ended as her tongue slipped into my mouth.

“Oh, come on you lovers – it’s almost breakfast time, and I’m not thinking of tongue sandwich.”

“Oh!” I said, disengaging. “Breakfast time. That’s it – the time. Lady Isobel wanted to know what time it was.”

Honeyminge chuckled – “no, I don’t suppose you noticed the state of the glass last night. It’s nearly seven, slut-features. Come on, Passibelle, we’ll help the minx to prepare our mistress’ breakfast – then we’ll wash, and go for something to eat ourselves. Of course, Tuerqui might prefer to eat with Lady Isobel.”

“No,” I said, “That is, I’ll eat with the pair of you, if I may. I’ve never been more glad to be a slave. And thank you, I’d love you to help with our owner’s breakfast.”

The word owner was chosen deliberately – filled, as I was, with a delicious sense of being utterly and eternally owned. I placed my left hand on Honeyminge’s breast, and the right on Passibelle’s. The joy of common ownership overcame me for a moment. Then I recalled that our owner was waiting to be told the time.

“I’ll be back in a moment,” I said, dropping my hands.

“Almost as scattered-brained as you,” Honeyminge said to Passibelle, “but you know I love you for it… And I expect I’ll end up loving that dippy specimen, too.”

“I’m sure you will,” Passibelle replied, laughing. Then, more seriously, “I know I do.”

Any further remarks were lost as I wriggled through the thick curtain at our owner’s bedroom door. Lady Isobel was sitting up on one elbow. I bowed my head and curtsied, pleased to show these marks of respect. She nodded in my direction, smiling.

“Please, mistress, it’s nearly seven. And, mistress, your breakfast will be ready soon. Passibelle and Honeyminge are going to help, mistress – help me prepare it.” No doubt I didn’t need to say mistress more than once, but I enjoyed having the word on my tongue.

“You, Passibelle and Honeyminge would make a delightful breakfast, but…” she sighed deeply. “It would take the whole morning – at least – to do all three of you justice, and I’ve things to do. We persons, in our way, are less free than you slaves. If I said come back to bed…”

“It would be my pleasure and my duty, mistress.”

“There you are – it’s as simple as that for my slaves. But my life is complicated, and if I don’t… Well – never mind – you don’t need to know. Go on – join your friends.”

Passibelle and Honeyminge were waiting outside the door, and took me to Lady Isobel’s private kitchen. Honeyminge speared bread on a toasting fork and held it above the already glowing coals. Passibelle drew water to fill kettles – a small one for tea, a large one to wash our mistress. I melted butter into a frying pan and, when it started to sizzle, placed plump sausages in the fat.

“Breakfast just for one?” Lady Isobel enquired, when I served the meal.

“Yes, mistress, I thought…”

“You thought that you’d eat with your friends and your daughter. That’s fine, but you would have been welcome to join me – Passibelle and Honeyminge too, if it comes to that.”

“If you command, mistress…”

“No, it was only an option. Go and eat, then all three of you can help me wash and dress – that last bit is a command.”

“It will be my pleasure, mistress. I’m sure it will be a pleasure for us all.”

“Me included – now run along.”

My companions were waiting for me outside the bedroom. Together, we made our way to the concubine’s bath chamber where, before washing, I removed what remained of the previous night’s dress. I stared at the ruined garment in dismay. I’d known it would be damaged – but had not expected it to be reduced to rags.

“What shall I do with this?” I asked.

“Take it to the stitch room,” said Passibelle. “If anyone can do anything with it, it’ll be Spare and her girls.”

“You’ll be the talk of the sewing circle when they see that,” Honeyminge added.[1] “Those girls – especially Tawsibelle – well, never mind.”

“She…” I began, before deciding not to express my thought.

The slaves’ refectory was half empty. Breakfast, I soon learnt, was not a meal everyone took together. I’d hoped that Spare and her team would not have finished eating, so that I could give them the remains of my concubine’s dress – but they were not to be seen. Tuerquelle was at our table – and I felt a pang of compunction, not quite regret, that I wouldn’t be joining her in the scullery that morning.

“I’m sorry, sweetheart,” I said, “but I won’t be able to help you with the dishes.”

“I know, mummy,” she said, as though it was obvious. “You’ll be helping Lady Isobel to wash and dress.”

“Oh – someone’s already told you.”

“No, mummy, no one had to tell me. Last night’s concubine always does it. Everybody knows that.”

“Oh –” faced with such knowledge, taken as a matter of course by so young a child, I was lost for words.

During the morning, Lady Isobel was kind enough to find time for my second training session. I perfected the double melle and moved on to the tarolle. We were both pleased. Tuerquelle took little heed of my fresh welts when she saw me afterwards.

Later, Eliza Downtree called with the good news that she’d found nothing further amiss. My mistress asked about Mussiltarte – and received further reassurance. The vet left physic, pessaries, salve for my feet and a dietary supplement to sprinkle over my swill. Tuerquelle watched wide eyed at suppertime, as I added the powder to my food – impressed by the evidently special treatment it implied.

“Mummy!” she exclaimed.

“Common slaves have to eat plain swill,” Switi observed.

“Only the most valuable have spices to add to it,” Passibelle said.

“Only slaves beyond price,” Honeyminge concluded.

Of course, they knew the truth of the matter – and were encouraging Tuerquelle’s mistaken impression. Their motives were certainly mixed. In part, they liked Tuerquelle to believe that I was valuable, inspired by affection for us both. It was also an extended joke which, while at my expense, was something I could enjoy as well any anyone.

By bedtime, the stitch slaves had another dress ready for me – a different colour, aqua, obviously making no attempt to recycle my turquoise rags. I had no automatic right to my mistress, now, but had to compete with the other concubines as we enticed her. That proved a pleasure in itself, reminding me of the competition between groping parlour whores to see who could be the most alluring. The Laughing Phallus rivalry had been fun in itself, but there had been no desirable prize for the winner – here, by contrast, the most provocative were taken by our beloved mistress.

In any case, I would not have wished a privileged place. It would have been unbefitting a slave, an ill thing, especially when I was so treasuring my slavery. Worse, perhaps, it could have endangered the bonds between Lady Isobel’s slaves. Not only is jealousy in itself unpleasant, but it would have rendered all of us less worthy to be our mistress’ property.

When Lady Isobel selected Passibelle and Gusibelle, I was not entirely sorry. It would, of course, have been lovely to spend another night with my owner, but it was better that she treated us fairly. My turn was sure to come again soon. In the event, a night with Honeyminge proved a treasurable experience.

My life had already fallen into a routine. Through much of the day, I worked with Tuerquelle, continuing with the stories. I deliberately omitted such tales as the Princess and the Slave from my repertoire, for fear of upsetting my daughter. While the idea of the fell folk placing the princess in the slave’s cradle probably wouldn’t have bothered her, the slave being raised as a princess almost certainly would have done.

I supplemented Nanny Spencer’s stories with others I’d learnt since. Tuerquelle was especially moved by the Effilia’s Hipnos story. On reaching the point where Effilia’s authority falls from the slaves, I doubted whether it was suitable for the child. A tear trickled down her cheek.

“Mummy – that couldn’t happen to Lady Isobel,” she whispered.

“Don’t worry, my love, of course it couldn’t. There are no sorcerers left. The Great Goddess destroyed them all for their blasphemy – and a good job, too!”

“I hope that our mistress’ authority never falls from me, mummy. She’s an even better owner than Effilia was. She’s the best person in all the world. I know I’d go mad – just like Effilia’s slaves.”

“You must pray to the goddess that such a thing never happens, my sweet.”

“I will, mummy. Did Effilia get her personage back? Were her slaves all right?”

“You’ll have to listen to the rest of the story, my love… Mandick came out of his tower to gloat over Effilia.”

“What does gloat mean, mummy?”

“It means to be glad that someone is in trouble, darling. It’s a horrid thing to do[2]… Now, all around, the slaves writhed in their madness…”

My work was punctuated with meals, taken with friends, and with training sessions. Lady Isobel continued to find time for me once, or occasionally twice, a day. While Eliza Downtree’s preparations healed my body, my mistress’ clunt repaired my spirit. I was becoming a better slave

Each night, I joined my fellow concubines. Lady Isobel never seemed to tire of taking one or more of us – and often selected me, either on my own or with others. I came to love all of the concubines in different ways but, when our mistress did not require us, we often lay quietly – expressing affection rather than lust. Our owner had a more fierce and constant appetite than any of us – perhaps that was part of what made her a person, and we slaves[3].

At the suggestion of my mistress – it was not a command – I started to keep a pillow book in which were set down our amorous encounters. Most, probably all, of the concubines kept similar books[4]. Lady Isobel enjoyed reading our saucy reminiscences – another sign, I think, of her appetite. Writing such material took my narrative techniques in quite a different direction from the stories I told Tuerquelle.

Our routine grew busier as the University term approached. Household slaves were often despatched to prepare the buildings in which the students were to live and work. While neither Tuerquelle nor I was removed from the house, we had to work a little harder to compensate for our missing fellows. Neither my daughter nor I minded, although a few of the girls grumbled a little.

Increasingly occupied with administrative duties, Lady Isobel had less time for my training. Fortunately, her unerring clunt had already transformed me. While by no means fit to audition for grand labay, I had become a very fair domestic slave. Even at her most busy, my mistress remained generous in the time she allowed me.

Concubine duty continued – in fact, the busier my owner was, the greater seemed her appetite. Occasionally, Lady Isobel had a guest or two of importance staying overnight and, when this happened, one or more of us was assigned to pleasing the strangers. My first taste of such work was with Lady Adele of Leatherhead[5], private secretary to Nadine Next. Lady Adele treated me firmly, but it was an enjoyable experience.

My cousin Jenna called one day, and I wondered how it would be to lie with her again. In the event, she left before nightfall. I saw her briefly and thought she looked more careworn than in former days. She didn’t seem to notice me or, at least, didn’t acknowledge my presence.

Sometimes our mistress was absent overnight. When this happened, we concubines were quite able to amuse ourselves. Mostly, however, affairs in the bedroom continued as normal. Pleasing Lady Isobel remained the summit of my ambition.

Apart from continuing rumours of political trouble, the most alarming aspect of University life, at that time, lay in an influx of untrimmed and untrained he-slaves. They were to serve in teaching the students, to be sold when fully trained. Switi in particular, and a couple of others, were inclined to tell stories of how dangerous such slaves could be. Working exclusively in the house, I hadn’t seen any of the intake, but felt no less nervous on that account.

Passibelle was greatly relieved when the students returned, and her duties no longer took her near pens in which the training slaves were kept. Like me, Passibelle was Lady Isobel’s personal property, not that of the University – but the distinction had been blurred and she had been assigned to University work. Even Lady Isobel’s carriage, and its proud team, were said to have been employed other than in her private service. Mercifully, with the start of term each of us resumed her proper place.

University staff, as well as slaves, returned to their places. Two of the staff were much in evidence, as they had offices in the house – Veronica Melchet[6], the administrative secretary and Pearl Bowman[7], the Vice Chancellor. Miss Melchet generally seemed too busy to notice domestic slaves, but Miss Bowman often patted my bottom – her desire transparent. I was uncertain as to how Lady Isobel wished me to react to such advances.

I saw less of the students than the staff. Normally they had no business in the house. Occasionally, one of them brought a message for Veronica Melchet, Pearl Bowman or Lady Isobel. Sometimes a student guilty of an especially gross breech of discipline was sent to Lady Isobel for punishment.

It was generally possible to distinguish – on the basis of the student’s sex – the messengers from those who had come to be chastised. Usually – perhaps always – the blameless students, like most of the University, were female. The small minority of boys[8] included almost all of those for whom Lady Isobel’s strong arm was necessary. I think the truculence of the male sex has to do with their dangling parts – slave boys are much sweeter once they have been trimmed.

On the rare occasions when a girl reported to be beaten, she always seemed less assertive than the messengers. I noticed, too, that girls about to be punished moved carefully. Possibly, they were anxious to avoid any additional offence with an unguarded step. Perhaps they had already been chastised by a more junior member of staff, so that incautious movement chafed their sore bottoms.

My contact with such students grew more frequent once I’d been trained to answer the door. As such, opening the door to those who knocked was not a difficult task, but there was an art in being sufficiently and demonstrably proud. Lady Isobel’s prestige demanded that visitors, excepting those of the highest rank, were made to feel inferior to the slave who admitted them. My derision was particularly marked if the caller was a student – and doubly so if the wretch was to be punished – but it was important to keep a straight face, laughter spoilt the joke.

“Yes,” I said on a typical occasion – a sneer in my voice. “May I help you?”

“Er… Yes, I think so. I have to see Lady Isobel.”

My sneer grew more withering. I have to see Lady Isobel meant I am to be punished by Lady Isobel – messengers never expressed themselves thus. I paused before making reply – aiming for the moment of maximum anguish. Too short a wait released the student prematurely, while lingering too long produced a comic effect.

“And might I enquire your business?” I asked, when I judged the lapse sufficiently extended.

Squirming, he muttered: “It’s a… that is…er… a disciplinary matter.”

“Am I to understand that Lady Isobel is to thrash you?” – emphasising the word thrash.

All of the slaves found a lot of innocent amusement in such circumstances. Invariably, several more of us challenged the miscreant as he passed through the corridors towards our mistress. Each would bar his progress until he had explicitly stated that he was to be punished. As a bonus, if we could cause sufficient delay, his lateness would warrant extra strokes.

Several of us were sure to be listening at the door as he received his just desserts. More glee was to be had as he limped from our mistress’ presence. The jokes at the students’ expense carried no risk of our being punished for disrespect. Nobody of consequence objected to slaves joshing with naughty boys.

“I hope you made a good impression on Lady Isobel,” I said as the student emerged from his punishment, “you students should always try to get top marks.”

Tuerquelle, standing nearby, corrected me: “It sounded as if Lady Isobel gave him bottom marks, mummy! Nice red ones!”

The culprit, who had been fighting a losing battle to retain his composure, burst into tears. At our next meal, there was much merriment as the story was told. Occasionally, a slave had been cleaning the windows or performing some other duty that permitted a view of the proceedings. A blow by blow account was always well received.[9]

Severe with the students, Lady Isobel remained all that a slave could desire in a mistress. She was firm but kind. Correction, when necessary, was applied with love – and always for our own good. No department of our lives escaped her attention.

“Tuerqui,” she remarked, when I brought her cup of tea one afternoon, “it’s Cornsprout the sixteenth.”

“Yes, mistress,” I replied, although I was – as ever – vague as to the date.

“You came here on the twelfth of Drizzlemoon – that’s more than a month ago. Unless you’ve kept the secret very well, you haven’t had a period. When was your last one?”

“I had them on a regular basis at the Laughing Phallus, mistress. Madame Scurf gave us special spices to bring them on. But I had some trouble as a draught slave, my periods were irregular and then stopped. I believe the last one may have been in Blinkday, but I don’t think I’m pregnant.”

“No – I don’t think you’re pregnant, either, but I’m no vet. It’s a worry – I’ll have Eliza Downtree check you over again.”

During the second half of Cornsprout, I took up quite a lot of the vet’s time. There were further tests, followed by another course of physic and yet more pessaries. Eliza Downtree thought that dietary deficiencies were largely responsible for the interruption in my bleeding. A pregnancy test proved negative.

The University term continued through Cornsprout and the whole of Litnight. Rumours of political strife diminished, I think because many of us had tired of the subject, but the more sensitive slaves remained uneasy. In the grounds, the staff and students drilled with arms on a daily basis. Our happiness was manifestly fragile.

From overheard snatches of the persons’ conversations, it was clear that Lady Isobel had given her support to Berenice Blackheart and Nadine Next against Felicity Firewhip and Daphne Deicide. I had little reason to love Berenice, in spite of having been her property. Henrietta Heartless had parted me from Tuerquelle on Berenice’s behalf. For all of that, in view of Daphne Deicide’s infamous blasphemies[10], there could be no doubt that my mistress and the goddess were at one in their sympathies.

At the end of term, there was no mass departure of staff and students. Indeed, but for overheard conversations, I might have failed to realise that the University was not in session. Arms drill was visible from the windows more frequently than ever. Lady Isobel didn’t mention the matter directly to me, nor did I ask.

It was now Glarehaze. As well as I could judge, the routine of the house was much less disrupted than that of the University. Tuerquelle and I worked together for much of the time, on light domestic duties. Sometimes I could pretend that nothing was amiss.

One evening, as I was about to take my usual seat for a meal, a messenger summoned me to Lady Isobel. She sat alone at a table laid for two. A shaft of light from the sinking sun glinted on the tableware. A bottle of wine had been opened.

“Ah, Tuerqui,” she greeted me. “Do you know the date?”

“I think it’s Glarehaze the seventh or eighth, mistress.”

“It’s the eighth, Tuerqui. Doesn’t that mean anything to you?”

“Mean anything, mistress?”

Then realisation dawned. It was my birthday. The last I’d celebrated had been my twentieth, when Jenna introduced me to the game of mistress and slave. With games turned into reality, the occasion had repeatedly passed unnoticed.

“I can see from your face that it does mean something. You’re twenty-seven today. Sit and eat. Tonight you’re my guest.”

I obeyed. She had provided smoked chicken, new potatoes, fresh salad – and strawberries for dessert. It was not over-elaborate, but I considered it the finest meal I’d had since leaving the Palace Victoria – and very possibly my finest meal ever. When we had eaten, Lady Isobel handed me two wrapped packages – one large, one small.

“Presents, mistress?” I was astonished. “For me?”

“For you, Tuerqui, with love. Open them.”

The small parcel contained a silver tag for my collar. It was engraved: Tuerqui – personal property of Lady Isobel, University of Pain. No slave could have worn such a tag without pride. It filled me with delicious feelings – small, vulnerable, protected.

“Thank you, mistress. Personal property. I love it, mistress.”

“What a beautiful slave you make, Tuerqui. You’re so pleased to be my personal property. It’d be a pity that you’d ever had personage thrust upon you, except that – were you born a slave – we might never have met… Well – open the other one, my love.”

The second parcel contained a cosmetic palette, complete with brushes and over a dozen colours. With its aid, a slave might make herself almost worthy of such a mistress. It was something no concubine should lack. I framed that thought a few moments before realising its full significance.

“Mistress, may I ask a favour?”

“Name it, Tuerqui. It’s your birthday.”

“It’s not that I’m ungrateful, mistress… In fact it’s because I’m so grateful… But could I share the cosmetics with the other concubines? We’re all your personal property, aren’t we?”

“Tuerqui, you grow more perfect every day. Of course you can share. And – yes – you’re all my personal property. And I love you all.”

“Thank you, mistress.”

Two days later, my period started. Eliza Downtree’s treatment was taking effect. While not exactly pleasant in itself, it was a welcome sign of returning health. I wondered whether it would be possible for me to carry a second child.

Glarehaze and Thunderhead seemed cooler than the year before. It may have been that the University was better ventilated than the Laughing Phallus. My tasks were certainly, in general, less sweaty than in Madame Scurf’s whip-making workshop. There were some heavy thunder storms, but perhaps no more than usual.

We had a modest celebration of Tuerquelle’s sixth birthday on Thunderhead 26th, although we weren’t certain that it was the correct day. Berenice’s slave birth records comprised weekly lists, without division into separate days. I chose Valday for her birth, because of its association with Our Lady of the Lamp. Our mistress approved the choice.

Lady Isobel gave Tuerquelle a box of honeycake candies, which she offered to her fellow slaves, although none were accepted. Our mistress was also kind enough to allow me time and materials to make a gift – a pair of rag dolls stuffed with turquoise gauze, I wondered whether it was the remains of my first concubine’s costume. One doll in a dress, and complete with whip, was the mistress – the other, harnessed in leather, her slave. The dolls accompanied Tuerquelle to bed, where they soon acquired the worn appearance of well loved things.

Two days after celebrating Tuerquelle’s birthday, preparations for the next term began. Since most of the students had remained at the University over the summer, there was no need to ready their quarters. For all of that, there was extra work, and some of the household slaves were despatched to do it. They returned with reports of a fresh intake of untrained, untrimmed he-slaves.

“Do you think there’s any point in preparing for term?” I heard Veronica Melchet ask my mistress. “Even if it begins, I doubt if it’ll run its course.”

“Probably not, but things still might pass peaceably,” Lady Isobel replied. “It’s best that we prepare for peace as well as war.”

The University was certainly preparing for war as well as peace. In between drilling with arms, the staff and students were setting sharpened stakes obliquely into the ground. Heavier defences – trenches and moats, together with earth ramparts formed of their spoil – were the labour of slaves. The once beautiful gardens were now sadly disfigured.

Although half – or more – of the untrained slaves must have been dangerous, one in particular was the subject of frightened comments from Passibelle and others. He was a male of the most intractable kind – a barbarian bulging with overdeveloped muscles. Once trained – and preferably trimmed – he would undoubtedly fetch a good price for heavy work. In the meantime, his breaking was to form a study in technique for Elisabeth Endor[11], a postgraduate student.

“Oh Tuerqui!” Passibelle murmured: “He’s horrible! He’s in a secure shed, right over the other side of the campus – but what if he escapes? It doesn’t bear thinking of – he must be terribly strong.”

I shuddered at the thought of the brute. We rarely referred to him above a whisper – as though afraid that he might overhear. It scarcely seemed an over-reaction. A barbarian had fathered my beloved Tuerquelle – in spite or, perhaps, because of that I feared the breed as much as did any household slave.

By night, I clung in increasing desperation to whomever shared a bed with me, drawing comfort from her soft feminine body. My cheek sought the smoothness of her chin, my fingers the curve of her hip, the roundness of her belly. The other concubines exhibited similar symptoms of anxiety. Only Lady Isobel seemed immune.

Servants in personage who had cottages in the grounds now moved into the house – for increased security, I imagine. Amongst them was Hortense, the coachwoman. It was thus that I saw Mussiltarte for the first time in four and a half months. We stared at one another – she looked in better shape than any in which I had previously seen her.

“Tuerqui!” she cried, “Tuerqui! How are you?”

“I’m good,” I replied. “At least I try to be. And you?”

“Brilliant. Well – except for all this upheaval. Hortense is what a mistress should be. A lamb by day, a tiger by night – you know what I mean.”

“I do know. Not that I’ve been with Hortense, but…”

“You saw that I was delivered from Sam – didn’t you?”

“I may have had a little to do with it – but really you should thank Lady Isobel – and the goddess, of course.”

“Mummy, who’s your friend?” Tuerquelle asked.

“Mussiltarte, darling. We were in some very bad places together.”

“Is she a valuable slave, like you, mummy?”

“Sweetheart – she’s beyond price!”

A group of slaves were opening a fresh packing case of weapons, prising the lid with crowbars. The hallway smelt of the grease used to protect swords and spear tips from rust. The nails squeaked as they were drawn from the slats. From outside, there echoed the shouting and stamping of martial activity.

[1] The following two sentences seem to have been added at much the same time as the passage about Tuerqui pleasuring the stitch slaves – see Chapter 23, notes 2 and 3.

[2] This seems in strange contrast to the subsequent passage about the punishment of students.

[3] Drugs taken by some Surrey ladies at this time increased the sexual appetite. It is unclear whether or not Lady Isobel took such substances.

[4] The archives of the University of Pain include seven hundred and twenty-four pillow books of this kind. Clearly, not all of them can have been the work of Lady Isobel’s concubines – and some seem to date to as much as three hundred years later. Tuerqui’s pillow book has been identified on the basis of the handwriting. Studies to date have been inconclusive in identifying those of Tuerqui’s friends. Such identification is difficult because few of them, and none of the earlier examples, include any names. The convention, in Tuerqui’s day, was to use pronouns – I for the writer, you for her mistress and she for fellow concubines. Where encounters involving more than one concubine are described, the pronouns are usually qualified – blonde she, dark she, slim she, round she, and so on. More frequent are such variants as pink she and blue she, which probably refer to the colours of the concubines’ dresses.

[5] Lady of Adele of Leatherhead was forty-three at this time. She remained Nadine Next’s private secretary until Nadine’s defeat. At that time, rather than go into exile, she surrendered to Alison Altruism (formerly Nadine’s third in command, and Adele’s friend – now serving as one of Berenice’s generals). After a number of humiliations and cruelties she was pardoned and lived until Berenice’s nineteenth regnal year.

[6] Veronica Melchet had a long and distinguished career at the University of Pain, subsequently serving as Vice Chancellor.

[7] Pearl Bowman was convicted of misappropriating of University funds in Berenice’s third regnal year. She was enslaved with the name Chita.

[8] At this time a small number of males were admitted to the University of Pain at an undergraduate level (although not, of course, as postgraduate students or members of staff). This continued to be University policy until shortly before the passage of the Sex Discrimination Act in Berenice’s sixth regnal year. Under that reform, males were debarred from higher education and a number of professions (including that of slave trainer).

[9] See note 2 above.

[10] Daphne Deicide was an atheist who hoped to close the temples of Surrey – although, realistically, she had little hope of doing so. However, her beliefs ensured that Berenice Blackheart and Nadine Next had the support of the priestesses. Daphne Deicide and her friend Felicity Firewhip owed their positions to belonging to old families that had helped found the Surrey Democracy. They belonged to an ancient aristocracy at odds with Berenice and Nadine, both of whom were of humble origins and had come to prominence as military commanders. The shift from the priestesses supporting the old families to support for the new generals was an important element in Berenice’s rise to power and the fall of the Democracy.

[11] Elisabeth Endor would eventually become Professor of the Department of Slave Training at the University of Pain. She had a long and distinguished academic career – and wrote several books which are still regarded as classics of slave training theory.

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